After looking at all of the...

After looking at all of the clubs in the area I chose the Paper Moon due to it's close location to my hotel. I was thoroughly disappointed. Maybe it's because I come from a place where the all nude clubs are the best and there's no smoking but this place was just a dump. As the description shows (and I must have missed), this is a pastie only club. I'm kinda glad they were so covered up because from what I saw, I didn't want to see any more. The club was hard to find and once there I didn't feel too safe parking but it was a rental so I didn't care too much. I walked in, grabbed a warm beer and proceeded to head to a booth they must have bought from a going out of business Denny's. Very awkward for a strip joint. I drank my beer fast and tried to get out of there as fast as possible before second hand smoking my second pack. I don't know how the other clubs in the area are but if they're anything like this place, I'll stay at the hotel and order pay-per-view.