A young man crashed his Ferrari into a Miami strip club today. The only injury was a head wound to the driver. So far X-rays of his head reveal nothing. The only clue to his identity was a note on the dash that read LMN TUSCL....
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Jun 3, 2014, 11:47 AM
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Is there a screen shot of the incident
Thank goodness LMN is alright! Hopefully nothing in the car to... attract... police attention!
" So far X-rays of his head reveal nothing."
Bahahaha that says it all!
"Yeah, but how bad is the car???" asks the resident car guy. LOL I wonder what that guy was really like...
Was there blood at the scene?
got a link?
disregard last comment, ha I should have been paying more attention
Funny there was no brain injury. No brain either I suspect
Was LNM riding shotgun?
You just know that troll is reading this stuff, racking his "damaged brain" trying to come up with something better than LMN. Shouldn't be difficult. :)
I don't know Clubber. I found LMN entertaining. The idea of this rich, young finance dude cruising around in his Ferrari and keeping careful track of his sex and drug excesses so he could tell us. I could picture the dude going "OK...the stripper was all tatted up and had big, fake tits...and with respect to drug that was 52 oxy pills, an 8-ball of coke, and 3 drams of Patron...ooh...I gotta tell my TUSCL buds this!"
Ever notice that he spent more time describing the drugs than the sex?
That said, I have to admit that the best part of LMN was the parodies he inspired. I wonder who was posting as LNM (note latter order). I laughed so fucking hard at the whole "picture of my villa, taken while hang gliding" post. I think the only way to top it won't be a picture of a spacesuit thumb holding a sign reading "LMN TUSCL" in front of the ISS with the caption "My personal space station (taken on a spacewalk)"
I'm with zippy. Whomever LMN was he definitely got everyone all riled up, so accomplished his goal.
I'm in the minority here, I guess.
Even if LMN was just an internet fantasist, I found his whole schtick of the leech-like trust fund junkie to be very irritating. It wasn't the drugs; it was the trust fund/entitlement life style that really pissed me off - the complete antithesis to how I accumulated my net worth.
Like zipman68, I found it most curious that his stories had very little of the dirty details of his time with his Miami strippers.
Worst of all for me was that I fell for one of LNM's parodies. I am so pissed at myself for being so gullible. Kudos to you, LNM, whoever you are.
IMO, it was a pretty well designed character. I think even the "slip ups" were calculated to generate alot of commotion and annoy. Then whomever owned the character, cashed out near the top - just a little after the annoyance had peaked and responses were getting less intense.
Tragic.