Fuck-Marry-Kill:Blonde Bombshells ll

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SlickSpic
It's Friday and once again, time for Fuck-Marry-Kill. I apologize for slacking. I've been lazy, with no excuses. On to the show. Today, we will be reviewing 3 Blonde Bombshells-

Brooklyn Decker

Marrissa Miller

Kate Upton

Late the games begin. (And please forgive me Jackslash).

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motorhead
11 years ago
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton


Then Kill Me, so I can die happy
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Moto-Haha. I needed that.
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georgmicrodong
11 years ago
Fuck Brooklyn Decker
Fuck Marrissa Miller
Make love to Kate Upton

Got a wife. Got no time for killin'.
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Dougster
11 years ago
Holy Moses! Why can't all strippers look like them?

Fuck - all three
Marry - all three
Kill - none
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crsm27
11 years ago
dougster... Agree 100%

Motor.... agreed 100%

Gorgemic.... agree 100%.... But i ain't got a wife...;-)


But by the rules of the game you have to F...M....K...

So I would:

Fuck Marissa Miller
Kill Brooklyn Decker (only because that new show she is on isn't good IMO)
Marry Kate Upton. Got to love it when she dances.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Fuck all three at the same time.
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GoVikings
11 years ago
yeah, they're all nice, and usually blondes don't do much for me

but i'd go

marry- decker

kill- miller

fuck- upton
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Dolfan
11 years ago
I'll follow GMD's route with a little modification. Fuck Brooklyn and Marissa & Kill Kate. But to play the game, Fuck Brooklyn, Marry Marrisa...
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gawker
11 years ago
Motor got it right. It'd take a team of ten morticians to get the smile off my face.
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Tiredtraveler
11 years ago
I agree with GoVikings Upton has potential to be a tubette later in life.
But I agree with Motor
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gatorfan
11 years ago
Who's Mary and why kill her?
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jester214
11 years ago
Fuck - Brooklyn

Marry - Marissa

Kill - Kate
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PredragDr
11 years ago
K - Upton, I find her overrated

M - Miller, older but probably the wealthiest

F - Decker
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alabegonz
11 years ago
F Decker

M Miller

K Upton

Wonder what the tally board looks like?
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mjx01
11 years ago
I'll 3rd(?) that:

F Decker

M Miller

K Upton
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ime
11 years ago
F All

M Upton

K none I'd just substitute extra fucking
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Lookin_for_wet
11 years ago
Not into blondes , i like redheads tho
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rentz2
11 years ago
Kill Decker
Fuck Upton
Marry Miller


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chessmaster
11 years ago
fuck all 3 then kill them all.
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Clubber
11 years ago
Likely just me, but all just "cookie cutter" blondes.
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turbopokey
11 years ago
If u dildos are gonna change the damn rules, I'd f-Sofia Vergara, m-MaryKate Olsen, k-Janeane Garofalo.....otherwise; m-Upton, f-Brooklyn, k- Marissa(cause she's a sports nut). Retards quit saying "DUUHHHH, I'd fuk dem aul...yuk-yuk".
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Clubber
11 years ago
turbo,

Some things in life are not black and white!
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AnonymousJim
11 years ago
rentz2 finally got it right, in my mind.

Upton looks great -- now. But she's also 21 and already on the bigger side. When the metabolism goes down for her, as it does for everyone, look out. She's either going to have to really up the workout regimen and lose the curves to stay in the business or she's going to plump up. Get her now while you have the chance.

Marissa likes sports and has something real exotic about her. Keep her.

I always thought Decker had kind of an odd face, almost into the butterface category. Compared to Upton & Miller ... she loses.
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