Fuck-Marry-Kill:Blonde Bombshells ll
SlickSpic
It's Friday and once again, time for Fuck-Marry-Kill. I apologize for slacking. I've been lazy, with no excuses. On to the show. Today, we will be reviewing 3 Blonde Bombshells-
Brooklyn Decker
Marrissa Miller
Kate Upton
Late the games begin. (And please forgive me Jackslash).
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last commentFuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Fuck Kate Upton
Then Kill Me, so I can die happy
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@Moto-Haha. I needed that.
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Fuck Brooklyn Decker
Fuck Marrissa Miller
Make love to Kate Upton
Got a wife. Got no time for killin'.
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Holy Moses! Why can't all strippers look like them?
Fuck - all three
Marry - all three
Kill - none
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dougster... Agree 100%
Motor.... agreed 100%
Gorgemic.... agree 100%.... But i ain't got a wife...;-)
But by the rules of the game you have to F...M....K...
So I would:
Fuck Marissa Miller
Kill Brooklyn Decker (only because that new show she is on isn't good IMO)
Marry Kate Upton. Got to love it when she dances.
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Fuck all three at the same time.
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yeah, they're all nice, and usually blondes don't do much for me
but i'd go
marry- decker
kill- miller
fuck- upton
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I'll follow GMD's route with a little modification. Fuck Brooklyn and Marissa & Kill Kate. But to play the game, Fuck Brooklyn, Marry Marrisa...
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Motor got it right. It'd take a team of ten morticians to get the smile off my face.
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I agree with GoVikings Upton has potential to be a tubette later in life.
But I agree with Motor
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Who's Mary and why kill her?
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Fuck - Brooklyn
Marry - Marissa
Kill - Kate
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K - Upton, I find her overrated
M - Miller, older but probably the wealthiest
F - Decker
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F Decker
M Miller
K Upton
Wonder what the tally board looks like?
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I'll 3rd(?) that:
F Decker
M Miller
K Upton
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F All
M Upton
K none I'd just substitute extra fucking
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Not into blondes , i like redheads tho
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Kill Decker
Fuck Upton
Marry Miller
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fuck all 3 then kill them all.
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Likely just me, but all just "cookie cutter" blondes.
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If u dildos are gonna change the damn rules, I'd f-Sofia Vergara, m-MaryKate Olsen, k-Janeane Garofalo.....otherwise; m-Upton, f-Brooklyn, k- Marissa(cause she's a sports nut). Retards quit saying "DUUHHHH, I'd fuk dem aul...yuk-yuk".
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turbo,
Some things in life are not black and white!
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rentz2 finally got it right, in my mind.
Upton looks great -- now. But she's also 21 and already on the bigger side. When the metabolism goes down for her, as it does for everyone, look out. She's either going to have to really up the workout regimen and lose the curves to stay in the business or she's going to plump up. Get her now while you have the chance.
Marissa likes sports and has something real exotic about her. Keep her.
I always thought Decker had kind of an odd face, almost into the butterface category. Compared to Upton & Miller ... she loses.
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