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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Blonde Bombshells ll

SlickSpic
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12 yrs ago · 1 min read

It's Friday and once again, time for Fuck-Marry-Kill. I apologize for slacking. I've been lazy, with no excuses. On to the show. Today, we will be reviewing 3 Blonde Bombshells-

Brooklyn Decker

Marrissa Miller

Kate Upton

Late the games begin. (And please forgive me Jackslash).

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motorhead

Fuck Kate Upton Fuck Kate Upton Fuck Kate Upton Fuck Kate Upton Fuck Kate Upton Fuck Kate Upton Fuck Kate Upton Fuck Kate Upton Fuck Kate Upton

Then Kill Me, so I can die happy

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SlickSpic

@Moto-Haha. I needed that.

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georgmicrodong

Fuck Brooklyn Decker Fuck Marrissa Miller Make love to Kate Upton

Got a wife. Got no time for killin'.

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Dougster

Holy Moses! Why can't all strippers look like them?

Fuck - all three Marry - all three Kill - none

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crsm27

dougster... Agree 100%

Motor.... agreed 100%

Gorgemic.... agree 100%.... But i ain't got a wife...;-)

But by the rules of the game you have to F...M....K...

So I would:

Fuck Marissa Miller Kill Brooklyn Decker (only because that new show she is on isn't good IMO) Marry Kate Upton. Got to love it when she dances.

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crazyjoe

Fuck all three at the same time.

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GoVikings

yeah, they're all nice, and usually blondes don't do much for me

but i'd go

marry- decker

kill- miller

fuck- upton

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Dolfan

I'll follow GMD's route with a little modification. Fuck Brooklyn and Marissa & Kill Kate. But to play the game, Fuck Brooklyn, Marry Marrisa...

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gawker

Motor got it right. It'd take a team of ten morticians to get the smile off my face.

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Tiredtraveler

I agree with GoVikings Upton has potential to be a tubette later in life. But I agree with Motor

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gatorfan

Who's Mary and why kill her?

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jester214

Fuck - Brooklyn

Marry - Marissa

Kill - Kate

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PredragDr

K - Upton, I find her overrated

M - Miller, older but probably the wealthiest

F - Decker

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alabegonz

F Decker

M Miller

K Upton

Wonder what the tally board looks like?

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mjx01

I'll 3rd(?) that:

F Decker

M Miller

K Upton

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ime

F All

M Upton

K none I'd just substitute extra fucking

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Lookin_for_wet

Not into blondes , i like redheads tho

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rentz2

Kill Decker Fuck Upton Marry Miller

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Supremeruler

fuck all 3 then kill them all.

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Clubber

Likely just me, but all just "cookie cutter" blondes.

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turbopokey

If u dildos are gonna change the damn rules, I'd f-Sofia Vergara, m-MaryKate Olsen, k-Janeane Garofalo.....otherwise; m-Upton, f-Brooklyn, k- Marissa(cause she's a sports nut). Retards quit saying "DUUHHHH, I'd fuk dem aul...yuk-yuk".

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Clubber

turbo,

Some things in life are not black and white!

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AnonymousJim

rentz2 finally got it right, in my mind.

Upton looks great -- now. But she's also 21 and already on the bigger side. When the metabolism goes down for her, as it does for everyone, look out. She's either going to have to really up the workout regimen and lose the curves to stay in the business or she's going to plump up. Get her now while you have the chance.

Marissa likes sports and has something real exotic about her. Keep her.

I always thought Decker had kind of an odd face, almost into the butterface category. Compared to Upton & Miller ... she loses.

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