Almost 30, strip club virgin
Yep, the sad truth is that I'm almost 30 and I've never been to a strip club. Luckily, Houston has plenty to explore.
Any other dudes start out late like me? If so, any valuable advice?
Any other dudes start out late like me? If so, any valuable advice?
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1. You're not there to get a wife or girlfriend.
2. It's generally a bad idea to get involved with the ladies.
3. You go to have fun.
4. You go to spend money.
+ don’t jump at the 1st dancer that asks you for a dance or anything else – observe the scene first and see what others are doing
+ make sure you know/can-tell when a song ends and another one begins – often times it is hard to tell and some newbies will let a dancer keep on dancing and be surprised they owe the dancer over $100 when it’s all said and done (I often ask a dancer prior to her starting to dance for me to let me know whenever she is going to start a new song – that way I can keep track and she knows I’m keeping track so she won’t/can’t over-count me
+ don’t let a dancer start dancing in the middle of a song and charge you for it – ask her to wait until the start of a new song
+ use the ATM b/f hitting the club – club ATM fees can be a min of $6/xsaction and often times more
+ NEVER use/give your credit card in a SC
+ always tip you waitress a buck or 2 when she gets you your drink
+ some dancers will ask for a tip after a dance – lap-dances are expensive enough so don’t feel obliged to tip the dancers extra
+ if you are sitting at the rail/stage-side; tip the dancer(s) on stage
+ don’t get pressured into doing VIP until you get a handle on how the game is played – you can easily get ripped for major $$$ if you don’t know what you are doing
+ you’re in Houston – be careful with Treasures – the dancers there are sharks and even experienced PLs (see TUSCL glossary) can sometimes get majorly ripped there (St James would be a pretty good place to get your virgin feet wet)
+ just go an chill and don’t try to do too much until you get a feel for the game b/c you can get majorly ripped if you don’t know what you are doing
Sure, you'll find some hot ladies in there, but I'm pretty sure they have something in that hotness that will ruin your life, unless your life is already sketchy, then go right ahead and aim for a happy married life.
To answer your original question, I didn't start out with conventional strip clubs until I was about 42, but that's only because they didn't exist in my area until then. The predecessor form of entertainment was topless bars. All you could do is have a beer and tip dancers (three per shift, max.) on stage. There were no laps dances then.
Don't believe anything a stripper tells you.
Remember that strippers are lying, thieving whores. I say that with all due respect.
Don’t forget rule #1
Almost 30? I think you're supposed to be out there hunting for chicks around your neighborhood.
To be fair, I started back 2010 when my old (High School and College) friend moved from the east coast (Boston) to the west coast (Portland). I didn't know he goes to SCs and has a SC lifestyle. By association, I was forced to go along and do all the chit-chat inside the SC.
Learned a few but suffered a lot from these super beautiful dancers while I was having a good time with my friend. Gained a ton experience dealing with dancers and waitresses. They can smell a newb from a classy pro, and I was a naive newb that time.
You can say, I'm a bit late in the SC game, and that's fine.
One thing I learned from it, or the take away is simply just let them go when the day/night is over. Just flush your memories into the pit where the stink comes from. It'll do you good.
And if someone says to you "Let's go out tonight after my shift." Don't even think about turning her into a GF, that'll ruin your classy life--for sure. She'll unload all that shit on you and you will find yourself miserable in the end of it.
So beware, bro. Don't look for a GF. Just do the fuck-n-forget thing. She'll stick around, but you should keep her away from your mind, simply forget her.
Check out different clubs in your area, assuming you have a selection to choose from. You will find some clubs appeal to you more than others.
Just like some people like one type of gym and others like another type.
But don't wear jeans if you plan on getting lap dances. Very uncomfortable for you and her.
Make sure you leave the club before 2 am.
Go commando in slacks, sweats or gym shorts.
You should be too busy in your 30's to have time to go to strip clubs - instead you should be busy finding a nice, cute girl to settle down with and start a family and kicking your career into high gear.
Besides, do you really want to end up like the guys here :)