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Missing the lil fella already

zipman68

the speed force!

Well, well my fellow pervs. The weekend has arrived and, alas, we won't be treated to another post from our bud LMN. I'm sad about that, 'cos the dudes posts were frickin' HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Well, they are funny if you assume that they actually have no relationship with reality. Wherever that crazy dude is, I hope he isn't actually abusing heroic amounts of drugs or building to some sort of incident with Johnny Law.

Let's raise a glass to the dude and write some fan fiction.

Fri night

20mg ambien down
8ball of coke, mixed with 35mg roxis and the tears of Bangladeshi sweatshop workers
Moldy weed
Three bottles of Pepe Lopez "yellowish" (they call it "gold" but it is really more the color of concentrated piss)
Mad dog 2020
Pineapple juice mixers

Decided to slum it with my chemical abuse because I heard poor people have a better high. Maybe moldy weed and and bad tequila get you MORE fucked up. To really get me in touch with the poor I got me a big pile of poorly made garments from Bangladesh, washed them in distilled water, and let the stuff evaporate. I figure the powder left over is concentrated despair. I mixed that shit with my coke and roxis. I'm going to get so fucking high on that shit.

Then I have one 20 year old 5t 9 jet black hired stripper with fake DD's, a couple tongue rings,nipple rings, and covered in tats coming over with her least classy friend. Told her to dress up so shes sitting by my balcony in a dress that barely covers her ass or tits and some ridiculous pink stripper heels. Here friend appears to be Sasquatch. Sasquatch has fake DD's and is wearing a really slutty dress. I hope that its a female Sasquatch, but whatever. My dick is gonna be inside a Squatch on way or another. Then I'm gonna shove a Twinkie up the 20 year old's hoo-hah and make the Squatch eat it.

I'm gonna have fun today

Adios