My first trip to Sidewinders will...

My first trip to Sidewinders will also be my last. The club itself is dark and felt more like an old industrial building than a club. It had a cage that appeared to rarely get use, a single stage which was unoccupied for the majority of my visit, and private dance rooms. The beer selection was small and under-stocked (the bartender actually had to look to "see what's left"); I ended up skipping the drink. <br>

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The night I went, there were four other customers, the bartender, and three dancers working: one behind the bar that I didn't get a good look at and appeared to be actively hiding, a reasonably attractive (5ish) black girl playing pool with/making out with a customer, and the girl I ended up talking to. I don't remember her stage name because she honestly wasn't very memorable. She was a 3 if I was generous, did nothing to make herself seem appealing, and, after offering to change the club's music to anything I wanted, immediately began describing the rates for nude dances as soon as I was within talking range. I asked her to sit down and talk, more out of pity than anything else, and she got more and more annoyed as we talked, as if she had something better to be doing. Finally she left, and I ended up playing pool with a gentleman whose truck had broken down at the truck stop next door. That was by far the best part of my experience.<br>

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As I was leaving, the girl who had been desperately trying to get a dance from me got on stage, the first to do so in my thirty-ish minute stay. I gave her a dollar and, after being slapped in the face with her breasts, walked straight out the door, into my car, and drove to Dragon West in Lawton.<br>