Urine Sample?...........WTF!

@Art-There's a strain of Cannabis called Cat Piss. It's an apt description of the smell.

There's a drink called a Dirty Irishman. You grab your bar towel and wipe up all the various spilled drinks. Then you wrong out the towel into a glass. Viola, let the good times roll.

An unappetizing name. But not as bad as "horse jizz" (beer mixed with milk).

That's wring.

I once mixed Old English 800 with Bombay Gin. Not a wise idea.

I figured there should be a drink called the Golden Shower if there is one called Urine Sample. And there is. And it made me retch. Recipes varied from tequila and galliano to equal parts Crown Royal, coconut rum, and peach schnapps.

Sometimes google is not your friend. Why anybody would drink such a concoction is beyond me. Might as well pick randomly and mix.

What makes me wonder, what "genius" decide to mix any S%$# together and give it a name in the first place. Maybe some Chivas, snow, dirt and oil and call it a farmerart. :)

You should try a concrete mixer. You have a shot of Bailey's and a shot of lemon juice separate. You put them both in your mouth and mix them with your tounge

A Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall


recipe at a glance
Rating: 5/5 5 stars
3 reviews

recipe is ready in under 30 minutes time: under 30 minutes

serves/makes: 1

ingredients

1 part vodka
1 part sloe gin
1 part Southern Comfort
orange juice
Galliano



directions


Mix together the vodka, sloe gin, and Southern Comfort in a tall glass over ice; fill with orange juice and then float 1 part Galliano on top to make the wall.



nutrition

223 calories, 0 grams fat, 4 grams carbohydrates, 0 grams protein per serving. This recipe is low in sodium. This recipe is low in fat.

Maybe that Galliano-Sambucca concoction should be known as a "golden shower in a glass." Yuck, either way, I say.

Slick I once smoked that cat piss strain about 5 years ago in san francisco ... I truly believed some cat peed all over the plant the smell was so strong ... I didnt think the high was as strong as the smell though.

OTOH theres a cocktail called Marijuana thats very good and has no cannabis ingredients.

Speaking of urine sample, art: Was there any consequences to the drug test that you called in on those obnoxious roughnecks a few months ago ?

minnow,

Excellent question.

@minnow & clubber,

They were all fired.

I would much rather have dealt with it directly myself but, sadly, my days of scrapping in parking lots outside of bars are long over.

Being old can be shit.

fa,

Amen to the old part, but I'll still do what's got to be done. Perhaps in a more intelligent way than in the past, such as what you did. :)

My favorite multi-liquor shot is a Dirty Bong Water. Try it, you might like it.

"An unappetizing name. But not as bad as "horse jizz" (beer mixed with milk)"

I saw that once at an airport bar. Ordered by a young female. I didn't realize it had a name. I don't drink much. Just a rare beer.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I had an uncle that had an ulcer. He drank scotch & milk but said that only the best scotches wouldn't curdle the milk.