The Harem
100 NJ-17 Lodi, NJ 07644

I like this place.

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TheManFromSpain
Dec 19, 2016, 4:43 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Alright, so this place wasn't one I was expecting much at. Got there about 6pm and the place looks like a mini-mall for perverts. Obviously, I immediately felt at home, but low expectations remained. Mandatory coat check at the door, get a wristband after paying the cover, bouncer gives you the once-over and you're in. Fairly normal stuff so far. Get in and immediately notice there's only one dancer on stage, petite thing, not quite my speed but she was friendly and fully nude which are both big positives in my book. Was approached by waitress as well but beers are by the bucket and too expensive at that so no dice from me. Got a VIP session with the petite girl at a strict $200 rate. Didn't seem like there was much room for negotiation on that unfortunately. Did a good job, allowed a lot of wandering but strictly above the belt which is also fairly standard for any place that lets touching at all. Knew what she was doing but I didn't get to wear a crown if those who understand the vernacular catch my drift. Back to the stage and watched a milfy number dance. She seemed friendly and willing to play more than the first but I was waiting for the jackpot. Which came about 10 minutes later in the form of an eastern European with a big, soft ass and wonderfully big natural breasts. Absolutely a nine by anyone's standard. Knew I had to have her but I wanted to know what I'd be spending on first. Tipped well on stage, and she came over and we talked shop on what's on the table. It matched my criteria and we headed back for another 200. Full nude, plenty of roaming and on top of it all, she insisted I make myself feel at home. Wanted me nice and relaxed, undo my belt buckle so-to-speak and let her wash my cares away in a private dance. I do like a hands-on approach to relaxation and of course we had spoken of this beforehand so that was the crowning moment of my night I was looking for. Since this was a Wednesday night the club was very sparsely populated so maybe things would differ on another night, but I enjoyed myself despite the sparse talent, because the women who were there were pretty diverse and very pretty/friendly. Will be returning at some point and can definitely recommend.

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