Felching

larryfisherman
California
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Felch
(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
by Pymp November 01, 2003

A stripper told me she had a previous boyfriend that did this to her, and she said that was the best sexual experience she's ever had. Sounds disgusting to me.

You ever did that? You know anyone that's ever done that?

18 comments

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  • warhawks
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    8 years ago
    ^^^ As far as the boyfriend in your example, if he purposely ate semen, he is gay. Or at least BI and has homosexual leanings.

    No. Personally, I've never heard of anyone doing such a thing.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    I've thought of and done some nasty shit but that one never crossed my mind, and the thought does not appeal to me in any way
  • twentyfive
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    8 years ago
    I need to find a way to unsee this post.
  • larryfisherman
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    8 years ago
    When she told me that I had never heard of that before, I had to google it lol. Nasty!
  • rockstar666
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    8 years ago
    That's not something I care to do, but it's cool when chicks do it.
  • larryfisherman
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    8 years ago
    @rockstar- it sounds like something that only guys do. How would a girl felch?
  • rockstar666
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    8 years ago
    You need one girl to cum in, and the other to eat the creampie...
  • jackslash
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    8 years ago
    I am going to start calling people mother-felchers instead of mother-fuckers.
  • Jascoi
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    8 years ago
    like 25 said.
    3 Hours Ago • I need to find a way to unsee this post.
  • flagooner
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    8 years ago
    1. Hell no.
    2. No
  • azrookie
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    8 years ago
    No and No.
    This used to be known as "shrimping" where I grew up.
  • JohnSmith69
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    8 years ago
    If and when I do a threesome, it might be hot for one girl to suck down the load that I just deposited in the other girl. But that's as far as I'd want to go with it.
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    Well everyone not only is Larry 15, he's also homosexual.
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    Larry cracked another rat
  • goosman
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    8 years ago
    what the fuck is wrong with you?
  • 3LeggedMan
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    8 years ago
    Twenty five +1.
  • 4got2wipe
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    8 years ago
    "shrimping"

    Brilliant!
  • Ugluck75
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    8 years ago
    WTF- I have heard of this but this is some gay shit and certainly not anything that I would ever be into. Kind of makes me sick thinking about it gag....
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