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Felching

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Felch (1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.) I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face. by Pymp November 01, 2003

A stripper told me she had a previous boyfriend that did this to her, and she said that was the best sexual experience she's ever had. Sounds disgusting to me.

You ever did that? You know anyone that's ever done that?

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warhawks

^^^ As far as the boyfriend in your example, if he purposely ate semen, he is gay. Or at least BI and has homosexual leanings.

No. Personally, I've never heard of anyone doing such a thing.

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Papi_Chulo

I've thought of and done some nasty shit but that one never crossed my mind, and the thought does not appeal to me in any way

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twentyfive

I need to find a way to unsee this post.

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larryfisherman

When she told me that I had never heard of that before, I had to google it lol. Nasty!

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rockstar666

That's not something I care to do, but it's cool when chicks do it.

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larryfisherman

@rockstar- it sounds like something that only guys do. How would a girl felch?

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rockstar666

You need one girl to cum in, and the other to eat the creampie...

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jackslash

I am going to start calling people mother-felchers instead of mother-fuckers.

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Jascoi

like 25 said. 3 Hours Ago • I need to find a way to unsee this post.

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flagooner
  1. Hell no.
  2. No
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azrookie

No and No.
This used to be known as "shrimping" where I grew up.

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JohnSmith69

If and when I do a threesome, it might be hot for one girl to suck down the load that I just deposited in the other girl. But that's as far as I'd want to go with it.

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shailynn

Well everyone not only is Larry 15, he's also homosexual.

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crazyjoe

Larry cracked another rat

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goosman

what the fuck is wrong with you?

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3LeggedMan

Twenty five +1.

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4got2wipe

"shrimping"

Brilliant!

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Ugluck75

WTF- I have heard of this but this is some gay shit and certainly not anything that I would ever be into. Kind of makes me sick thinking about it gag....

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