I think some people who post on TUSCL don't understand what being "gay" is about

4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
A public service announcement for clarity, being gay means that you are attracted to people with the same sex as you. For example, the comment that felching is "some gay shit":

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…

Is inaccurate. If you are male and felch another male you are engaging in gay sex. Not that there is anything wrong with that. If you are male, ejaculate in a woman's pussy, and felch you are engaging in heterosexual sex. The same goes if you ejaculate in a woman's butthole!

I am sharing this because of the long-standing confusion regarding my love of rimjobs. For clarity:

1. I am male. A woman licking my butthole = heterosexual activity!
2. I am male. I lick a woman's butthole = heterosexual activity!
3. Consider a male that licks another male's butthole = homosexual activity!
4. Consider a female that licks another female's butthole = homosexual activity!

I don't look down on any of these activities as long as they only involve consenting adults. However, I am heterosexual and enjoy only the first two. Especially #1. #1 is brilliant!

The same applies to felching. Despite my love of scatological humor I am not actually interested in anal felching with a woman. I am not interested in felching a male because I am heterosexual. I am actually not interested in vaginal felching because eating semen mixed with vaginal secretions doesn't appeal to me. However, I do not look down on any heterosexual or bisexual men that enjoy the activity!

I didn't think this needed to be said, but apparently I was wrong! Presumably the confused are a minority, but I thought I'd help them out! Helping is ace! ;)

Stay brilliant my friends! ;)

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shailynn
8 years ago
4got quit being so gay with all this butthole talk.
rockstar666
8 years ago
Anal sex is not just for gay men. When I first had a girl fuck me up my ass, I was hooked. I like rimjobs as well. And I am hopelessly heterosexual. I know a lot of guys are disgusted with anal and that's fine too. I hate spitting myself.
ime
8 years ago
Shut it faggit
jackslash
8 years ago
"Gay" has a number of meanings. I use it only to indicate that some is happy or high-spirited, which is the original meaning. For example, txtittyfag is gay. He's a happy guy.

A second meaning is homosexual. For example, that fag is gay.

A third meaning is stupid or annoying or unlikeable. For example, alucard is gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HFXhapk…
RandomMember
8 years ago
"Gay" has re-defined here on TUSCL by to mean irrational, pathetic, overly-emotional, girly, or to indicate mind-numbing arrogance. Doesn't really have the traditional meaning.
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Gay by Webster actually means being Happy
shailynn
8 years ago
"Juice is so gay pulling up to Arby's on cheat day"

"Lil fishsticks was so gay when he scored a C on his algebra exam, enabling his parents to allow his access to his Xbox again."

"San_Jose_Gay is gay that it's 10% off at the gaybo love spa today and he's about to buttfuck his worries into gay oblivion."



There, did I use it in the right pretense?
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
LMFAO
mikeya02
8 years ago
When you make the game winning shot in pool, but scratch, that is gay
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Joe is a closet homosexual

And Larry Fish Sticks is a homeless homosexual
larryfisherman
8 years ago
A male eating his own cum is gay.
ime
8 years ago
at the very least
shadowcat
8 years ago
I wonder if these people know?

https://georgia.gov/cities-counties/gay
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
If you play with another persons asshole, or they play with your asshole, it is gay. The DC put a finger up my ass during sex once and I almost smacked the shit out of her cause I don't do gay sex. No judgment if you're into asshole play. But it is gay.

I reserve the right to withdraw this post if I ever have anal sex with a woman.


shailynn
8 years ago
In honor of accepting gays but not being or doing anything gay sexually myself, I have changed my avatar to a photo of the coolest gay guy I know, Johnny Mathis.
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
All I see is blue waffle bro LMFAO
Dougster
8 years ago
RickDugan is gay!

LOL!
Dominic77
8 years ago
Historically "gay" meant "failure as a man." At least that's why (IMO) the epithets are hurled (esp. from a father to a son). That and boards like these have a sort of locker room jock mentality about them. Just roll with it.

Spot-on post, 4got!
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
A very good point Dominic77

SJG
Dominic77
8 years ago
Thank you, SJG.
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
""Historically "gay" meant "failure as a man." "

I remember the first time I heard people calling people gay, was in jr high school. There were some people who did it all day long.

I knew that the people they were directing it at were not really homosexual. I don't think anyone in the 7th grade knew anything like that. But calling people that contributed to a hate filled environment.

I knew that calling people that was wrong too. It insulted them without reason, and it contributed to hatred and violence against homosexuals.

Now it was interesting, because we had one English teacher, who by his manner of speaking and his biography, clearly was homosexual, and I'm sure that everyone could see that. He had written a biography of a 1930's female movie star.

SJG

And here, author Andy Stern talking about the need for a Citizenship Wage. Stern is a union leader, SEIU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHKlkyj…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=einIGRET…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4yRg6Xh…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1uIIfM…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSllsTLk…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfBgiFbu…

1 hour 15 min, talking about his book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2a8AzJP…

SJG

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lopaw
8 years ago
I think some people who post on TUSCL don't understand many things.
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