A public service announcement for clarity, being gay means that you are attracted to people with the same sex as you. For example, the comment that felching is "some gay shit":
Is inaccurate. If you are male and felch another male you are engaging in gay sex. Not that there is anything wrong with that. If you are male, ejaculate in a woman's pussy, and felch you are engaging in heterosexual sex. The same goes if you ejaculate in a woman's butthole!
I am sharing this because of the long-standing confusion regarding my love of rimjobs. For clarity:
- I am male. A woman licking my butthole = heterosexual activity!
- I am male. I lick a woman's butthole = heterosexual activity!
- Consider a male that licks another male's butthole = homosexual activity!
- Consider a female that licks another female's butthole = homosexual activity!
I don't look down on any of these activities as long as they only involve consenting adults. However, I am heterosexual and enjoy only the first two. Especially #1. #1 is brilliant!
The same applies to felching. Despite my love of scatological humor I am not actually interested in anal felching with a woman. I am not interested in felching a male because I am heterosexual. I am actually not interested in vaginal felching because eating semen mixed with vaginal secretions doesn't appeal to me. However, I do not look down on any heterosexual or bisexual men that enjoy the activity!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but apparently I was wrong! Presumably the confused are a minority, but I thought I'd help them out! Helping is ace! ;)
Stay brilliant my friends! ;)
