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OT: $30K engineering challenge (but crazyjoe has an unfair advantage)

4got2wipe

In a brilliant place!

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

NASA wants to find better ways to deal with shit in space!

Does crazyjoe have a brilliant solution? Maybe a space McD's!

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO brilliant

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crazyjoe

Shit! That is a hell of a contest. We should build a space McD's! Or if you want more privacy build a space Olice Garden

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crazyjoe

Olive Garden has all the rooms you can close yourself into. You may even get a blumpkins

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ATACdawg

The solution is easy and involves only a shaped funnel with a good seal, a hose, some hose clamps, a full flow ball valve (appropriate, no?) and a hull penetration to the outside of the spaceship. When the astronaut takes a shit or a piss, he or she simply opens the valve and everything is sucked out into the void! Potential disadvantage: the astronaut has to hope like hell that he or she can get that sucker closed before his or her innards are sucked out as well.

I offer this solution to NASA free of charge!

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