Did you ever think you were going to die from a shit?

I didnt read that, but I am sure someone will give me the cliff notes

I once was trying to defecate on the toilet when I had severe constipation. As I was trying to push it out, the pain was EXTREME to say the least. I literally thought that I was going to be found dead with feces leaking out of my ass in the bathroom. Luckily I had some Vaseline and was able to lube my asshole a bit, It eventually came out but only just.

I would say that and an infected wisdom tooth was the worst pain I have ever felt in my life.

LMFAO OMG brilliant

Your spelling is emaciated

When Juice comments on your spelling, you've hit rock bottom...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_M05b2…

This is awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkr5L5N1…

This guy almost died from an elephant shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brh0z3t8…

I can't unwatch that one Mikey
Ugh

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/201…

Maybe it *wasn't* necessarily 'Good to be the King'.