Did you ever think you were going to die from a shit?

I didnt read that, but I am sure someone will give me the cliff notes

I once was trying to defecate on the toilet when I had severe constipation. As I was trying to push it out, the pain was EXTREME to say the least. I literally thought that I was going to be found dead with feces leaking out of my ass in the bathroom. Luckily I had some Vaseline and was able to lube my asshole a bit, It eventually came out but only just.

I would say that and an infected wisdom tooth was the worst pain I have ever felt in my life.

LMFAO OMG brilliant

Your spelling is emaciated

When Juice comments on your spelling, you've hit rock bottom...

This is awful

This guy almost died from an elephant shit

I can't unwatch that one Mikey Ugh

Maybe it wasn't necessarily 'Good to be the King'.