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rickthecoconutcrab

On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!

I've heard that this is the place to make the case for membership in the council of ricks. I've been told that many council members post here. That apparently includes rickdugan, the smartest and most kick-ass hairless ape on the planet.

Let me tell you guys a little about myself. I'm the most badass kind of crab on the planet, a coconut crab. I wear a suit. I like slutty female hairless apes. I just love scuttling all over nude female apes and putting my big claws up their pussies. I'm a big fan of President Trump because he likes to grab hairless ape pussies and so do I!

So how about a vote of confidence. I'm thinking about finding that Dougster scalawag and pinching his balls. And trust me, when a male hairless ape gets his balls pinched by a coconut crab he's singing like one of the castrati for the rest of his life! You're on notice Dougster...your balls are not long for the world!

Scuttle...scuttle...scuttle...