Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Beat The Snow

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rockstar666
Dec 19, 2016, 1:39 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit too, but I only danced with one girl as she got the job done. Well, as well as it can be done at HB.

The music was surprisingly enjoyable as it was all classic rock. I'm not a fan of dance music but the owner is, so I knew he wasn't there that day. There was the usual mix of girls; the range was from frumpy girl next door who REALLY should get a boob job to distract from their lack of physical tone, to some pretty hot properties. There's an Asian waitress who came in the evening and I've seen her before but I don't know her name. Despite the fact they usually don't do dances and are crap if they do, I'd give her a try if I'm not otherwise busy. As for the regular dancers, there were a few that were above average that I might have tried had I not had my regular girl hanging with me.

I like the free food, but last two times I ate there I was sick the next day, so I'm kind of leery about that now. But the cheap drinks and friendly wait staff more than make up for that.

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