Santa Helpers

Yep, finally figured you out. You're always talking about taking a shit, but really you went to the bathroom to toss one off.

Twin Peaks has the hottest women. It buries Hooters in my area.

I noticed a former Hooters waitress was waitressing at a favorite club a few months ago.
I figure it is only a matter of time before she starts stripping.
She waited on me once at Hooters. She was the worst waitress there. Rude and she practically threw my bill at me.
I should have dined and dashed that day. She will fit in perfectly there. Watch a bitch.

I meant what a bitch.

Whenever I go to a breastaurant like Hooters or Twin Peaks, I remember I could eat lunch in my favorite strip club and then fuck a dancer. These breastaurants need to step up their game.

^^^ we don't all lice in Detroit

Live not lice

wow, I had no idea that Hooters was a place that customers went to get BH, too. I mean, the whole vibe seems like "YEAH WE AREN'T WEARING MUCH, BUT DON'T GET ANY IDEAS"

Was a Hooters I use to go to quite a bit, and knew for a fact about half the day shift there also danced at night at a couple of local clubs. Found this out by one of my buddies telling the one waitress how he would love to see her out of her top, and she told him where he could.