Almost got enough money to fuck a escort for 30 days in a row

You'll be broke. :)

Where would you get $150?

A yankee is visiting Asheville. He sees a pretty young southern belle on the street and goes up to her and says, "I'll give you $5 to have sex with me."

A southern gentleman overhears this. He walks up to the yankee, pulls out his guy and shoots the yankee in the head.

The southern belle says, "Thank you, kind sir, for defending the honor of North Carolina womanhood."

The southern gentleman replies, "It wasn't that, miss. I just didn't want any yankees coming down here and jacking up the price."

LMFAO OMG brilliant

"pulls out his guy and shoots the yankee ...."

So, let us get this straight. He pulled out the little guy and jizzed him in the head? The cad! ;-D

LMFAO

Lmfao. Southern gentleman was a faggot. He was stroking a yankee

Or was he yanking a strokee

If you beat off 30 days in a row, you'll save $9000

Mikeay damn good point...is it possible to jackhammer my own duck to riches ?

Maybe I have a new book

"Jacking off to Riches"

By Buddhist Monkey Master Juices

Juice!

Juice!

Juice!

SJG

Barbara Dennerlein & Adam Pache - "A Summer Day" in Larino - Eddie Lang Jazz Festival Open Tour 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37MO5Es-…

You will be livin in a ban down by the rivard

I haven't found a link yet for the full skit.

But anyone who wants to make fun of motivational speakers is all right by me.

Someone actually presented it in a class I was in.

But here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFbvwVfW…

In the full thing, the boy wants to be a writer, and so the motivational speaker makes fun of that. But the parents stand with their son. Not that common, more often than not parents try to turn their children into Homer Simpson.

SJG

This seems to have the whole skit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxzysxft…

SJG

Juice, you're gonna fuck a hooker every day for 30 days straight?

1. that could get messy on day 28.

2. it would probably be cheaper to just make her your girlfriend on move her in with you in her van. Maybe she could cook you dinner everyday after work?!?!?!

That's one of my goals also. Let's see who gets there first.

Congrats Juice on banking $600. Your money goes a long way with those six toed trailer park girls.

Assuming your paying $150-$200/session, I would skip those bottom rung whores and splurge on a couple of porn stars or Hollywood Madame level escorts. Maybe wait a couple weeks and head to the inauguration in January. All the top-shelf companions will be in town for that.