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Almost got enough money to fuck a escort for 30 days in a row

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JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

A Lil experiment I've been dying to see what happens between me and a escort after 30 solid days of fucking

What do you guys think will happen ?

Once I accomplished this bucket list goal I will post my findings

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vincemichaels

You'll be broke. :)

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jackslash

Where would you get $150?

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jackslash

A yankee is visiting Asheville. He sees a pretty young southern belle on the street and goes up to her and says, "I'll give you $5 to have sex with me."

A southern gentleman overhears this. He walks up to the yankee, pulls out his guy and shoots the yankee in the head.

The southern belle says, "Thank you, kind sir, for defending the honor of North Carolina womanhood."

The southern gentleman replies, "It wasn't that, miss. I just didn't want any yankees coming down here and jacking up the price."

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO OMG brilliant

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ATACdawg

"pulls out his guy and shoots the yankee ...."

So, let us get this straight. He pulled out the little guy and jizzed him in the head? The cad! ;-D

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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crazyjoe

Lmfao. Southern gentleman was a faggot. He was stroking a yankee

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crazyjoe

Or was he yanking a strokee

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mikeya02

If you beat off 30 days in a row, you'll save $9000

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JuiceBox69

Mikeay damn good point...is it possible to jackhammer my own duck to riches ?

Maybe I have a new book

"Jacking off to Riches"

By Buddhist Monkey Master Juices

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san_jose_guy

Juice!

Juice!

Juice!

SJG

Barbara Dennerlein & Adam Pache - "A Summer Day" in Larino - Eddie Lang Jazz Festival Open Tour 2013
youtube.com

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crazyjoe

You will be livin in a ban down by the rivard

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san_jose_guy

I haven't found a link yet for the full skit.

But anyone who wants to make fun of motivational speakers is all right by me.

Someone actually presented it in a class I was in.

But here:
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In the full thing, the boy wants to be a writer, and so the motivational speaker makes fun of that. But the parents stand with their son. Not that common, more often than not parents try to turn their children into Homer Simpson.

SJG

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shailynn

Juice, you're gonna fuck a hooker every day for 30 days straight?

  1. that could get messy on day 28.

  2. it would probably be cheaper to just make her your girlfriend on move her in with you in her van. Maybe she could cook you dinner everyday after work?!?!?!

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ellocohombre

That's one of my goals also. Let's see who gets there first.

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ime

Congrats Juice on banking $600. Your money goes a long way with those six toed trailer park girls.

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gammanu95

Assuming your paying $150-$200/session, I would skip those bottom rung whores and splurge on a couple of porn stars or Hollywood Madame level escorts. Maybe wait a couple weeks and head to the inauguration in January. All the top-shelf companions will be in town for that.

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