Mediocre

Centerfolds' is really two clubs - a North-facing topless club and a Southern nude one. The admission to get in to the former is $10, and I'm pretty sure you have to pay another fee to go to the FFN side, but I wasn't interested and didn't find out. The spacing is nice, the chairs aren't in great shape, and the bartenders are actually hotter than the dancers. Figure that one out.

I will grant the club credit where it's due. I was driving on Friday so I bought a soda, and the service was prompt and someone actually knew how to mix the syrup with the soda water. Normally at places like this you either get a flat glass of Coke or a flavorless almost club soda. There was also a dancer there, a tall, beautiful blonde that wasn't free enough to join me. Which is too bad, because she was not only the hottest dancer on the floor but pretty much the only one worth paying to dance. The other girls were overly inked, not down to their fighting weight, or getting a little long in the tooth.

I did end up getting some dances from a few of the higher-end models (that is a very relative term) but nothing made me want to pay the $20 plus dances fee to go in the back, though they all, even those that didn't give me dances, were selling the shit out of that. I didn't bite. Funny aside, one of the dancers told me the club expanded the VIP section and admitted it wasn't that great, wondering why they bothered, as if the customers were coming in to look at the décor. So a wasted hour and a half was all it took before I left. I might return to see if that blonde dancer is free, but everything else about the club makes me forget I was ever there.