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Crystal Show Club

Helsinki, Finland

Nice place to relax, hot girls!

Small club with an upscale feel, all the girls were really hot and flirtatious! A €5 tip (in the form of coupons bought at the bar and collected from each guest by each girl…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A so-so time on a Saturday night

I took an Uber here from Center City, never really having hung out in this part of Philadelphia (I'm there from out of town twice a year). The first thing I noticed upon walking…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Huntsville Decline

Arrived around 7:00, cover was waived due to owner working on his front door and door girl talking. Got a $5 beer from the prettiest girl in the place, Elisha. Sat at the bar and…

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Rene Alexander Acosta (Labor Secretary, until July 19, 2019) proposed cutting th

That agency combats human trafficking (including child sex trafficking), child labor and forced labor internationally... Title couldn’t say it all.

Tijuana

Groping in Azul?

If one were to bring a bar girl to Hong Kong’s attached restaurant, Azul, would the staff care about a customer having a boob in one hand and food in the other?

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Huntsville decline

Got there mid afternoon, no cover but evenings it is $5 starting at 6:00, a name change and owner change are coming I believe. First thing I noticed was the new stage near the entrance,…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Well worth the visit

Had previously visited briefly couple of years ago. Back in town for business and decided to dive in before catching my flight. Crowded parking lot but not many people in the lobby or lounge areas.…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

After Midnight

Since I strolled into Club 10 after midnight, I paid $6.00 cover charge. There is never a cover charge at this club before midnight. Club 10 is not a gentlemen's club by any means, but…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Pretty good club, wish they would cut out the smoking.

Went to the Atlantis on the Monday evening that I arrived in the area directly from the airport late at night 11:30PM or so. It was very quiet with only a handful of girls working…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Right on the money!

Trying out a Thursday afternoon visit. This place is becoming a favorite in the D! I will not describe the club, check my earlier reviews or those from other fans. It's worth…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Atlanta West Side

So I drop by after lunch on my day off. No cover and beer was around 4 bucks. Set at bar with maybe 5 or 6 girls working 2 song rotation just going through the…

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Dancer asked me if I ever had a private dance, and then gave me her number. How

So yeah had a great time with a dancer the other night and she asks if I’ve ever done a private dance, and I say no and she says well take down my number and shoot me a text and…

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Of course it happened in Floriduh.

ISLAMORADA, Fla — A Tampa Bay-area man visiting a strip club in the Florida Keys with his wife is accused of punching another man who tried to intervene in an argument between the couple. Christopher Sutton, a 36-year-old Dunedin resident, was…

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Talking dirty with dancers (explicit sweet sex talk)

A lot of guys are not comfortable talking explicit sex talk with women. Call it dirty talk. Guys will talk about sports, weather, traffic, fashion and everything - and abruptly kiss the girl and get down to it. I am…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens visit on a Thursday night

Visited the club on Thursday around 10 pm. $10 cover and one drink minimum. Not many patrons(~10) but lots of girls(~20+). Good mix of girls. Most of them were black or biracial. On an average…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Huntsville in decline

This group of reviews covers 4 clubs in Huntsville. Got to the Pony around 3:00, no cover, drinks are priced by the time you arrive so I got a $3 vitamin water. 6 girls working…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Not the same but still damn good

Made the trip to Playhouse friday afternoon. About a dozen or so guys in the place. Grabbed a $5 water and settled in. Approached by Cayenne right away. Older Brazilian with a killer body.…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Axe Falls On My Bank Balance (Again)

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. My favourite UK venue for private dances. You won't get better anywhere. Unusually today I visited at 20.45 at night instead of my usual afternoons.…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

Could Do Better

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Good points. 1) High standard of girls. Pretty much all nice looking and good performances (while they lasted.) There were a couple of fatties, (that…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Above Average Saturday In Browns

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Met my friend in Browns at 13.00 (or so) on a Saturday afternoon. The afternoon shift (13.00 to 17.00) of girls was very high quality.…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Not an improvement

This group of reviews covers 4 clubs in Huntsville. Got to the Cherry around 5:00, $5 cover, 9 girls working 5 white, 4 AA. The new cover charge shocked me as it is new, and…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Scores formally “Wild Cherry”

Big sign outside with new name “Scores”. Same owner as that Bama Pony so the girls have opportunity to work at either club they choose. Rainey afternoon walk in and the A/C not doing it’s…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Ok visit few months ago

This is a review of my visit to Criket couple months ago. It was a Monday afternoon. Free self-parking is available, which is a plus for me. As usual, a nice bouncer greeted me just…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Good place to bring end to day of SC’ing

So after enjoying few hours in couple other clubs decided to end the afternoon here where it’s lots of extras club. Walk in the place same not real dark small stage and bar on the…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Providers will vary

Stopped by around 1pm on a Wednesday since I was off work early. 5$ with Text in. There are very cheap domestics/well drinks but today I ordered a Jim Beam. Comes in a small plastic…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Really, Slow Thursday Night with even the Feature Canceling

Decided to stop by FantasyWorld to catch Feature Dancer, Annie Lane's, third performance. Arrived after midnight. Parking lot looked sparse. ID was scanned at the door. I was wanded. Cover was $13, but I used my…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

memories made

I was on my way out of town and looking for some memories for the long drive home. I stopped by Chicas early afternoon hoping for a little grind. There were more girls working that…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Mixed Blessing for a Thursday Night

Saw Feature Dancer, Annie Lane, was in town this weekend from the marquee at TD's North and decided to catch her 10PM show at TD's Eubank, first. Arrived at 10PM, and found the parking lot…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Thursday Night Feature Dancer Annie Lane

Headed over to TD's North to catch Feature Dancer, Annie Lane's, second performance at midnight. I was also hoping that the quality and quantity of talent would at least be better there. Arrived before midnight. Parking…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

So-so visit. Not nearly as good as last time.

The dancer that I specifically went to see was not working today so that does cloud my review. The best looking dancer (and one of the best looking I have seen in many years of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Seduced by Azumi

I intended to visit the Hong Kong merely to get my free drink and go home and sleep because I have a cold. Just about to go and one of my ATFs, Azumi, Sees me…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Feature Dancer Kendra Sunderland

Hey guys. I'm back for another feature entertainer review. I was my first time coming to Fantasies on a Saturday and during the summer. I came in at 9 pm paid the $15 cover and…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Hot girls grinding

I decided to visit this place because I was in the area and read that it was free before 7:30. They told me at the door that they got rid of that promo so it…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not closed...but not popping either.

Contrary to the previous poster this place is not closed. La pearl and outerspace above it were open. Unfortuneatly it was slim pickings for dancers. I went around 5pm and there were only 2 chicks there(blue…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

First time in a Miami stripclub.

Family reunion in Miami this weekend and leaving Sunday so I went for out to see the sights by myself. Around 3am I ended up at The Body because it was the closest stripclub that…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Fun times at the ballpig

I went to ballpark a few weeks ago after having not been here in a while. Went in late late on a Sunday afternoon/ early evening. It was typical ballpark, smokey, dirty, but…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Club has stability during both shifts

I know this club has a reputation that's been downplayed many times because of the girls that are too old or unattractive, but I've found it to be balanced out by some girls that are…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

What is up with the paper cup with a piece of cake in it?

Arrived just before noon and beat the valet so got to pack my own car out of the blazing sunshine near the treeline. Entry at this time is no cover, and the girl at…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synning Quite A Bit Again

It has been a few months since my last visit to Synn COI due to too many visits to TJ. Synn was my first nude club (thanks to YELP) I visited in COI when I…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

The best girls in the area. Expensive though.

I’ve been here a few times but last week was my first time on a Saturday night. I know that weekends are usually a bad time to go to a club but when you have…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

More subdued

I stopped in here again recently. No entry fee. The layout has been well described before. There were about 6-7 latina dancers and 8-10 customers. A smaller crowd from what I have seen in the…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

No complaints

Been awhile since my last review but certainly been many visits between. Though some wouid say the bar is low and I certainly haven't been to even half of the clubs in MA, I would be…

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Sexual Superlatives and Omissions

A Top Ten List 1. Most Canoodlings in a 24 Hour Period: On our first night together I nailed the woman who eventually became Mrs. Hornibastard #3 eight times. I wonder, does it count as running a train if you’re the…

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dancers topless on the floor

Old fart here -- remember the '80's and early '90's down in L.A. when the dancers would walk around topless on the floor and, of course, take off the bottoms when on stage. Jet Strip, Oddball Cabaret, the old…

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Finding right girl for VIP in a club that is low key on the floor

I was just thinking about something. I live in the Atlanta area, and I have been to a variety of clubs that have very different feels to them. There are places like the Pink Pony, and the Cheetah…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

The weekend of the 4th of July and time to kill

Went to this spot on a Friday Night. The place had a good crowd but not packed. The girls were good looking and mostly Latinas. I would say the range was 6-8 in the looks…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

New name but don’t even waste energy going in

I would probably reject this review because it does not have enough information but I pay for my membership so anyway. Club looks good on inside if your going to country western bar or to…

American Dream

Omaha, Nebraska

Good Visit to the Dream

Stopped by on Thursday about 8PM. About 15 customers and 10 dancers. The dancers were pretty nice looking. All were decent at least and there were 4 that were 8’s. I…

Club Onyx

East St. Louis, Illinois

Friday July 5th

I visited onyx of Friday the 5th. I arrived around midnight and there was still plenty of free parking available in the lot outside of the club (they eventually start to charge for parking…

Tijuana

Are the 9th floor rooms 80% off with VIP card on Mondays and Tuesdays?

They are advertised as being 20% with VIP card so I'm wondering if they are also included in the 80% as well. Some of the accommodations are really nice as well; like none of the other rooms that I've…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Wednesday night visit

I was in St. Louis visiting family for the 4th of July so I decided to stop by bottoms up on Wednesday the 3rd. I arrived around 10:30 pm and luckily I was able…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

typical of the place

daytime so no entry fee. bar to the left, dance rooms to the right, pool table at the end with surprisings clean and big restroom ordered a drink and no dancers for first 15 minutes, arrived around…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Two fun weekend nights in Deja Vu

I had a chance to stop by a couple of times during night shift recently - Friday and Saturday night. As always, night time had pretty good talent working and the place was hopping, though…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

First trip to a WV strip club

Had an opportunity for a late night stay in the Pittsburgh area and read the TUSCL reviews on this place and so I thought i’d give it a try. First off, the address is wrong…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Need my hearing or maybe eyes checked but everything else works fine

Rolled into Philadelphia on a Tuesday and thought I would check out the Tuesday specials at Cheerleaders. The happy hour has decent reduced drink prices but the dances are not reduced until after 7pm from…

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Mens Health Article: Here's what to do (and what not to do) next time you're in

What newbie wrote this? Pay attention this SJG: "Pay per song. Ask before you touch. Don’t beg for kisses or oral." https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a28054638/how-to-behave-in-strip-club/?fbclid=IwAR3s-vFpDFDl_yH6cfzQGJrQXta50wQaOdoasagC0NuqZVUKxyoJN3B2kZs

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Good, as expected.

I kind of began frequenting this place, given the fact its at a decent driving distance for me. Most of the times I went, they had a secured parking place next to the club. However,…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Not much new here

Been going to carnival for a while now , the talent has really dropped off here lately. If not for a few or so girls here the rest are not much to look at. They…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Better than expected

In Chicago for work and staying near airport so decided to check out closest club which was Heavenly Bodies. Arrived about 10:30 and paid $15.00 cover, found a table, and ordered a beer which…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not how Las Vegas strip clubs looks like on TV.

On a recent visit to Las Vegas I decided to leave the strip and try out the Vegas version of Chinatown which is a bunch of strip malls with lots of delicious food. After leaving…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Quick drink and dance at Rick's. Will do it again

I visited Rick's after work. It was my first visit there and I wasn't sure what to expect. There was ample parking since it was still early. I have no idea what it would…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

Fun but different

Ok, so it's a "hostess club". $12 to get in (some say $15, others $10, but I was $12), and the girls are basically sitting on soft benches, with guys buying drinks and talking…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Another one bites the dust.

Not really a review, but here we go again Dayton. This club is closed as of July 12th. Owners failed to pay rent and got locked out. Caught everyone, especially dancers by surprise. This was…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

A fun Monday afternoon visit.

I have been to the Men's Club quite a few times over they years. The parking lot is well maintained, and there is usually a valet on duty which has a good view of…

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Lotion Handiwork

OK, I've read about this animal, but never before had a girl bust out the lotion bottle in the LD area. Very interesting. First some went on my hand, and a little while later some went on her…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A meh night

Went Thursday evening. I used a coupon for free admission after driving my self. There is plenty of free parking in the back of the adult bookstore connected. Or valet was there. As soon as…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday at follies

Stopped by around 2:00. Parked up the road and walked down as there were cars backed up to the street for the valet. I don’t park across the street anymore because they seem to have…

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"When you talk, or type, you are only repeating what you already know or believe

“To be aware of a single shortcoming within oneself is more useful than to be aware of a thousand in somebody else.” -Dalai Lama Title says it all

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Afternoon stroll in LA

After a very long walk from my hotel (mistake). Ubered home. Stat down, cover was 10 I think, waitress was hot blonde less than 5 foot tall but had on 8” platform heels,…

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Jeffrey Epstein was a Sex Offender. The Powerful Welcomed Him Anyway.

After being convicted as a sex offender, Epstein used his money and friends to maintain his place in New York society. If Epstein also turns out to be a fraudster, they might be able to convict him of financial crimes.…

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Bouncing

I have never said this on here but back on the day I used to bounce at some clubs in New York. It was a great time. All the ladies knew me well and I always protected them. We did…

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Tag team

I usually don't like getting tag-teamed in the club but in this case I'd make an exception: https://www.instagram.com/p/BuaknTCBlzF/?utm_source=ig_web_options_share_sheet

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Tattoos

I am seriously considering gettig a tattoo on my entire lower body that looks like painted on jeans. This way I can rock out with my cock out 24 7 365

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Different times of our clubbing lives

Funny how in my 20s i was broke as shit and visited the clubs on a weekly basis LOL In my 30s i started making decent money and was going only once a month Just 2 years away from turning 40 and…

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FishHawks Set Theory of Milage

I don’t have the ability to insert a chart easily so you will have to use your imagination a bit but here goes. Think of everything a monger want from a stripper is inside a circle, make it a big circle…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Airport layover

Came here on a late Tuesday afternoon when I had a few hours before my flight left. It is a very convenient 5-10 min drive from the airport, easy to do in a taxi…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Pretty slow on Friday night at the Paradise Saloon

Hey Guys -- I stopped in at Paradise Saloon last nite (Friday evening). The guy at the entrance said that my membership had expired, so I renewed it ($15 for 12 months). Once I…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

Latest stop

Was passing by for work. Thought I would stop in. Been to the playpen 7-8 times over the last 2-3 years. This club stinks compared to Lexington or even Louisville clubs but it’s the best…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Finally a strip club to relax and chill - and not get "worked up"

Went on a weekday afternoon with a bunch of guys (actually sales guys and I being part of the buyer party). There is paid parking around the club - both street and surface lots…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Disappointing Visit

I recently stopped by this club toward the end of afternoon shift. My expectations were pretty low given the crackdown on VIP activities at the 8 Mile clubs. Unfortunately, my experience at this…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Great talent, not high mileage

First time here, early evening 8pm on a Friday night. Parking easy. No cover. Place felt safe. From the outside it looks crappy, but inside it was more like a small version of a high-end…

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Negotiating

I know everyone negotiates for extras at the club. But when setting up OTC, do you guys still negotiate or do you just go with the girls rates?

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A Standard Monday at Follies Which Is Good

Came in on a Monday early around 11:30am and was able to park before the valet got set up. Pretty much the way to go. You don't want to get booted and it's…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Disappointing but I did see some good looking girls

I went to ogd twice and this review of for both of those times combined. I am still yet to get a dance at this place.. That should be a clue So theres a gravel parking…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Price increases

The club was quiet, but had a few girls. It was functional. Automated DJ. The bar service is decent, but beware that it is non alcoholic only. The stage is cleaned every so often by…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Best value in Dayton

Still a classy environment. After a short hiatus, returned for a visit. Again the $5 door charge but for once no id scan! Arrived while 2 for 1 was occurring so no…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

guilty pleasure

Went there on a Wednesday around 930. Street parking was available and the bar was pretty empty. There was only one other patron at the bar who was getting company from the older skinny dancer.…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

Hot night cool dances

Club was pretty empty on a Sunday evening. The a/c in the front room was out and the bathroom was nasty. Management definitely gets an F. The stage was being used less…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Turnover. All New Girls and Rule Changes

Arrived about 3:00 on a Friday afternoon with low expectations. There were only a few cars in the parking lot, which did not bode well, but I knew that this is the best deal in…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Still pretty good at times

I was headed through on my way to St. Louis and it is not too far off the beaten path. Pull into the parking lot and looked like 6-8 cars there. Not bad for there…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Tame

This club is only 10 minutes outside of Atlantic City. The neighborhood isn't great, but the parking lot seems safe. Very few cars when I entered around 8pm on a Friday. Entered and went…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Continues to be a mixed bag

Gold Room has its good points and its bad points. Walking you through a single visit is probably enough to outline both. The club is easy enough to find, about 10 minutes south of O'Hare…

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The Architecture of Adult Entertainment

Because all we care about is the outside of the building. https://www.citylab.com/design/2019/07/strip-club-photography-las-vegas-road-trip-architecture/593758/

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

noticeably higher quality then the alternative clubs that I've seen in the area but you're going to pay the difference

The Penthouse in Baltimore is noticeably higher quality then the alternative clubs that I've seen in the area but you're going to pay the difference. If you're looking for a quick bang in a dirty…

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Photo Secton

I turned my profile's photo secton into kind of a wall of fame for all-time hotties in my book. A full deck, if you will, as there are 52. Actresses, B-movie stars, adult film stars, some sports figures, some models,…

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Reverend Hornibastard’s Fashion Tips

Posts on this august discussion board by a moronic, juvenile malcontent who believes that looking like you belong in prison constitutes high fashion persuaded me that ANYBODY can qualify to be a fashion advisor. This emboldened me to offer my…

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Nothing Really Fascinates Me

I can’t think of anything more fascinating than nothing. So I’ve been thinking about nothing a lot lately. If you think the contemplation of nothing is just an empty headed waste of time, you’re dead wrong. Nothing is one of…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Rocky Landing

The Landing Strip is certainly a notch or several below Flight Club, both in the attractiveness of the girls and the club itself. Valet is $7 and entry is $10 plus beer is $8.…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

Waiting in line for a VIP with Tiffany

I arrived looking for a favorite from another club that was working here now. When I arrived there were about 10 girls on (or so they said). The cover was $10 and the drink was…

Sunset Strip

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not bad at all....

I decided to blow off some steam so I went there on a weekday night. $10 cover and for a Monday, there were plenty of girls there. All of the girls were decent looking to…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

New owner weird experiences

Recently I have been stopping by off and on as the cherry now scores has been undergoing changes to see how the club is turning out. I’m sorry to report I don’t think most…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Nice nipples are dangerous!

I was in the area so I dropped by to check out who was working and have a cold beer. Usually there are 5-6 girls working in the early afternoon. Seems like there is a…

Tijuana

Airlines cancelling flights to TJ/SD

Every airline is dropping 15-25 Boeing 737 Max planes, so each will cancel 50-100 flights each day from Jul til Dec. Expect delays.

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Somebody Stole My Moneybag Scam

Anybody seeing an increase in the “Stolen Moneybag Scam”? First time I experienced it, a stripper sent me a grainy video, supposedly of her counting a bunch of money in a moneybag. Next day, she writes and says someone stole…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Mid-week visit to 39th Street

Arrived around 9:00, mid-week at 39th street location. Hosts gave me a tour upstairs, which has the rooms, a bar and dining. Is much quieter than downstairs which has the stages. I went downstairs and…

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Ex-Arizona teacher sentenced to 20 years in prison for sex with student

A female got equal treatment with a male this time. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ex-arizona-teacher-sentenced-to-20-years-in-prison-for-sex-with-student

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Owner’s daughter

So I went to Hitching Post first for the Legs and Eggs but all the girls were occupied so I decided to leave and go to Ragtime. I got there when they were just opening…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

Same as it ever was

Been a few months since my last visit, but nothing much has changed. Still somewhat dark, worn interior, with multiple stages available. Being a Thursday evening, not too many dancers - decent looking, mostly 6-7's. Ones…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Keep coming back

I keep coming back to this place even though I know I shouldn't. It is conveniently on my way home from work, so it's hard not to take advantage. I say I shouldn't come back…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

ok time

Happy hr starts at 4 pm so I usually get there around then Beers are 2.50 and shots are 5. Was about 15 gals working and same amount of customers. Most gals sitting in…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Save your time

This is a club located in a semi residential area. There are two large bars with a stage in the middle of both and a pole. The drinks are pricey charged 11 bucks for a…

Centerfold Lounge

Vienna, West Virginia

Another boring club to skip.

First a word of warning- The entrance drive is in serious need of repair. Pickups and SUV's can probably negotiate the turn off the street without dragging frame parts on the ground. Cars? probably not.…

Sugar's Lounge

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Not much to see here.

I was in the area, so I thought I would see whats going on. Other clubs around seem to have trouble attracting AND keeping any talent worth watching. No difference here either. The bar tender/manager…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Ok ok visit

After reading lot of good reviews decided to visit this establishment with my friends. Reached there are 10 PM, parking was almost full. Paid 10 and got inside, and let me tell you club is…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Landing Strip Visit

Decided it was time to Visit this place again since it's been awhile since i have stopped by.Any How for a large building the area for the dance area and bar in somewhat small. Stage…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

The Magazine doesn't come to life anymore

For clarifications sake, I never experienced the Penthouse in it's heyday. However, this review will be comparing it to the Legendary PH that used to exist before the crackdown. Arrived around 3PM on a Friday,…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Fun Place, but Avoid the Lap Dance Area

I have been going to this location for years and last year they remodeled and they had a change of ownership. The remodeled club has the same basic layout, except they moved the lapdance…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

New Day Shift

Anyone have any insight on Vanity's day shift experience? Just curious what it's like now that Kahoots is gone.

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Delilahs Den new talent finally

So visited the Den recently after a long absence!! Plenty of new dancers to keep things interesting and some old favorites that never left and returned! Crow and Valentina are back and while…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

All Cubanas, all day..

This place is huge and ample parking. Nice entrance to the building and a $7.50 cover. Walking down a wide corridor, following the music into the main area, I was immediately pounced upon…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

interesting but dingy space, bad talent ratio

The club itself is interesting. It seems like it was decorated in the early 1900s. In some ways this is interesting. It's not a glossy garishly lighted space. In some ways it's gross. It looks…

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New Dancer

Hey guy , I’m new to this and I don’t really know what to expect in other places, I’m from Louisiana but I want to travel around and get a feel for things, any advice.?

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

TWO MINUTE SONGS FOR PRIVATE DANCE--ROB

Club 390 is a nice enough of a club inside. Outside it looks like a metal building warehouse. Thek stages are small but still work OK. When most dancers go on stage, they are nude…

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Eating pussy in the VIP

So on top of a crazy work schedule and 3 girlfriends I've been seeing this one stripper ITC just to eat her pussy Best butterscotch tasting shit I've ever had in my life Love how she stands on the couch and sets…

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An Increase of $10 Trillion

It is being reported today that the value of all stocks publicly traded have now increased by $10 Trillion since Donald Trump took office. Yes, that is Trillion with a T. In two…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Could be worse.

I must concur with the ranking of Xcape now being the best club in El Paso officially. Partly by default (limited supply ) but partly because it checks all the boxes that most SCers…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

2nd time around.

2nd around the bend again. Went this time on a Monday. Last visit had a great time and was looking to repeat. Got there about 130 thinking I would have a better chance of meeting the…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Glory Glory hallelujah

I've been going to Ole Glory Daze for quite some time now. I usually stop in 3 times a month. I've seen the ups and downs, know who and what to look for, and usually…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

I'll stay on the Eastside

Haven't been to Beach Girls in a long time, generally spending time at the opposite end of town with more options. But was encouraged by recent positive reviews and thought I should make the drive…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Saturday at Foxy

I visited a few weeks back, haven't had a chance to add this review so date won't match. It was June 15. Went late with some friends on Saturday, got there about midnight after…

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Alexander Acosta resigns as labor secretary

The slimy Acosta, who gave the sweet-heart plea deal to the pedophile Epstein, resigns. But he still did not apologize to the victims. https://nypost.com/2019/07/12/alexander-acosta-resigns-as-labor-secretary/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20190712&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8103512-711691148

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Woman Up!

Seems a number of dancers on this site refuse to show us (or at least me) their boobies. A word of advice woman up! It’s just a difference of gender, nothing more.

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Metal detectors

A few years ago there was a shooting incident at Follies and right after that they installed a metal detector. I wonder if the damn thing is even working because they continue to pat down customers after passing through…

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Not A Self-Made Man

Some who have known me for a long time say that I am “a self made man.” They mean it as a compliment. They believe this about me because I grew up poor and later became rich without resorting to…

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At least 14 new women in Florida and New York come forward to accuse Jeffrey Eps

An average guy would be heading straight to jail. I'm not convinced Epstein will be convicted of anything. A billion dollars can buy a lot of innocence. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7239263/At-14-new-women-come-forward-accuse-Jeffrey-Epstein-sexual-abuse.html

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“Mutant Soup” and Our Bi-racial, Bi-cultural, Multi-lingual Clusterfuck

Mrs. Hornibastard #3 and I have been together quite a while. We have been very happy in our relationship. Much happier than anyone would have predicted we would be. On paper, we make an improbable couple. There were, and still are,…

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3 women's walk into a bar

One is a stripper.. Another a masseuse.. The 3rd a material handler What they all got in common ? They all fucking Juice LOL

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Norma Jean’s Expansion

Looks like Norma Jean’s received approval from the Baltimore City Liquor Board to expand into some additional space (16 Custom House Ave.). Currently the club occupies 10, 12 & 14 Custom House Ave. https://llb.baltimorecity.gov/sites/default/files/June%2027%202019.pdf

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georgemicrodong update

I decided to PM him a few days ago just in case he'd answer. Below is his PM - he mentioned I could share it w/ anyone worth sharing it with but since I can't PM everyone that would be interested…

Tijuana

The 6 or the 9?

While on my last visit to TJ, before I returned to the US I visited HKTJ to find some company with the morning (8am) shift. About 6-10 BGs arrived and a few interested me but I wanted to wait a little…

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Anal?!!! WTF?!!

My opinion, not that it matters to anyone but me, is that if you enjoy giving anal, then you likely need that sphincter to allow a tight fit for your unit. If you need that for fun, then you likely…

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What’s up with the butt plugs?

I’m seeing more and more dancers with these. Can’t say that I’m a fan. Can anyone explain this trend?

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THE STRANGE SAGA OF THE BUTT PLUG TURNED RESEARCH DEVICE

https://www.wired.com/story/the-strange-saga-of-the-butt-plug-turned-research-device/

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OT. Vodka Infuse Wine is the best shit on the market! Because of my drink of ch

Holy shit! Some movies are pretty good. Not to mention that my 6 year old boy wanted to watch Godzilla vs Mothra with me. Wow! I watched that exact movie when I was 6. PRICELESS!

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$ in Reviews

Some people seem to have a checklist for reviews, with $ at top. They write critical comments if prices not given. But please: If a place like Follies or Criket or Pandora has many reviews, not everyone needs to write…

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Philly Advice

Hey folks. Would appreciate your thoughts on Philly clubs for tonight. (I’m from out of town and staying in Center City). Last night I went to Delilah’s. (I have submitted a review). It was actually pretty good. The only other…

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Anybody else getting unsolicited PMs for sex

For free from all these random ass accounts. I know I make some killer threads but this is getting out of hand. Well I can’t say blame them, I would probably do the same thing in their shoes.

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Here we go again

Tropical storm Barry is set to become a hurricane some time tidy or tomorrow and it’s taking aim at Nola, hope you guys and gals in that area are prepared!

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Man up!

Seems a number of TUSCLers can't take constructive criticism and take it as a personal insult. A word of advice, Man Up! It's just a difference of opinions, nothing more.

Tijuana

HK, bullfight, TJ trip August 11

Anyone wanna meet up with me and a buddy flying in for the local bullfight that day? Also, any advice on going into town for this, etc? We’re from east coast and this is a bucket list for

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Forth Worth 2AMer.

Two people were hospitalized after a shooting at a strip club in Fort Worth Thursday morning, police said. Police responded about 2:30 a.m. at a club at 2345 Meacham Blvd. (Bucks Caberet) in northern Fort Worth. Police say it appears a…

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The One That Got Away

Most people (both men and women) spend their lives wondering about “the one that got away.” I’m among those who still thinks about and pines for “the one that got away.” Her name was “Sandy.” The photo on the link below…

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Stage side english proficiency test...

So a while back I went to the stage and told a dancer I was interested in getting a dance with her. Turns out she was Cuban and the experience was terrible. Today I came across another dancer on stage…

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Bbbj. STD risk?

It's well established that most p4p FS is covered. It seems many of y'all are willing to bbbj with women who are by definition the highest risk for having STDs. I know, data is somewhat controversial as to how easily they can…

Just Enuff Cabaret

Bridgeton, New Jersey

Jennifer

Hey anyone have any intel on a dancer/bartender named Jennifer? Dropped in for a quick drink, she wasn’t dancing while I was there but working behind the bar. She said she also works at Sanctuary, blonde and beautiful!

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Relative value of money

It's funny how we can view money differently when it comes to paying a stripper for xyz. For me it really brings home the concept of relative value. I will do things like drive further down the street…

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NYPD let convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein skip judge-ordered check-ins

NYC cops gave Epstein a free pass on court-ordered check ins. Would a non-billionaire pedophile get the same treatment? https://nypost.com/2019/07/10/nypd-let-convicted-pedophile-jeffrey-epstein-skip-judge-ordered-check-ins/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20190710&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-8101073-711691148

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What on Earth does a young, beautiful, professional woman see in the older male?

I met my current wife when I was 42 years old. She was 22 years old, making $105,000 per year and engaged to her fiancé to be married within 4 months. I started training her in her new profession.…

Tijuana

What would you do with $1800 in TJ ?

Someone a few days ago started a Topic about having sex with his favorite porn star. Evidently he had the opportunity to spend one hour with her but the cost was $1800. For a one hour…

Shadow Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Trump Org event with Shafow Cabaret

According to NY times article, Trumps golf club and S. Cabaret club had been planning joint fundraising event that included a hour hr VIP room session with the "caddie girl" of your choice plus a round of golf with the…

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Police Athletic Leagues ??

Anyone have any strong feelings about these? Personally involved in one? I have not been involved in one? Any criticism? Here in San Jose they are calling it Police Activities League. http://sjpdpal.com/ Many believe that these play a big role in keeping…

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Lapdance factory clubs?

I’ve heard of Baby Dolls (which I like), Mons Venus, and Gogo Rama before. What other clubs would you consider fitting the bill? Just curious. 😊

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Boobie Problems

https://thechive.com/2019/07/06/boobs-are-a-lot-of-work-so-heres-two-cups-worth-of-problems-xx-photos/?li_source=LI&li_medium=related-posts

Tijuana

Review: Latino Bar (TJ)

Yesterday night I was in TJ (again) visiting my CFBG, since she had the evening off we decided to go out of the Zona Norte for dinner and entertainment. After dinner we walked up Revolución and found a bar where tranvestites…

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Would General Robert E Lee go to a Gentlemen's Club?

Was Gen R E Lee a "Gentleman", would he have gone to a strip club if there were any in the Confederacy? https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/06/the-myth-of-the-kindly-general-lee/529038/

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extras v. full contact laps

Extras or full contact laps with no extras? What say you? I choose full contact laps.

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Average Spent on CF

How much do you spend on average per session with your CF? Also, how much do think your CF is happy with each session? I have many dancers that I like and will get dances with, but generally I'll have a…

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Detroit to Gatlinburg... anything worth it in the route?

My wife and I are driving from Detroit to Gatlinburg next month. We wanted to know which places are worth it. Being detroit people we are spoiled as flight club regulars. Anything even close on this route?

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The Joy of Getting Hard

Every day I spend some quality “me time” getting hard in my man cave. It’s a habit I have maintained since I was in my teens. So far, my daily pleasure of getting hard has paid handsome dividends in my…

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“In the hands of the right man, a woman is a hundred different women, limited on

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms, you want her to know you want to make her experience both when she is with you. Title almost says it all.

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Hello brethrens

I have been away for a while and I am checking in! How is everyone doing? Tell me some of your stripper stories and how you are branging them to the lawerd? Have any of then been willing to pray…

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Trump Doral

Let the LDK contest begin.https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/strip-club-to-host-golf-tournament-at-trump-resort-in-south-florida/2019/07/09/52a83504-a266-11e9-bd56-eac6bb02d01d_story.html?utm_term=.a8f355f76511

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Minnesota beaches may be more revealing than Minnesota strip clubs

Interesting incident recently at a Duluth beach this summer. Where's the line between indecent and topless? http://www.startribune.com/topless-duluth-swimmer-has-police-called-on-her-touching-off-45-minute-debate-over-indecent-exposure/512503652/

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The Democrats are gonna love this. Strip club to host golf tournament at Trump r

Details: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/strip-club-to-host-golf-tournament-at-trump-resort-in-south-florida/2019/07/09/52a83504-a266-11e9-bd56-eac6bb02d01d_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.8a5ce98521fa

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Throwing Down - Spending the Max in High End Clubs - Was it worth it?

Hey all, I’m curious, has anyone just balled out and spent serious amounts at the club? Was it worth it? To me, $500+ or above is serious and I’ve seen that thrown on stage in ones.

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Almost got drugged in a high-end club

Hey all, A while back I was out clubbing. I’ve done it before and I’;m pretty damned experienced so I’m usually smart enough to stay out of trouble. I was able to do so this time but there was a ton…

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Who is blahblah?

That’s right bitches I’m outing her. 🥳 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/15/author-of-how-to-your-husband-charged-with-murdering-husband

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Threw me for a loop

I was looking for the Conversations tab to answer a pending PM and I couldn't see the link/tab - looks like Founder changed it back to "MESSAGES" instead of Conversations and for w/e reason I kept looking past the Messages…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Rayne

Anyone know where Rayne is these days?

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Signs of Addiction

I’ve been noticing it growing lately, getting even more pronounced. But I think I might be addicted to strip clubs. Everything I watch on TV is shit to me now. Every movie is fucking terrible and corny as fuck. Watching…

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OT: Billionaire and former presidential candidate Ross Perot dies at 89

Billionaire businessman, philanthropist and independent presidential candidate Ross Perot is dead at 89, CNBC has confirmed. Perot, who ran for president in 1992 and 1996, died after a five-month battle with leukemia, said James Fuller, a representative for the Perot family. “In…

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The rationale for preventing custies from wearing sweatpants? It's simple.keep u

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Brit spent £116k becoming a real-life Barbie...Did Barbie have tattoos?

Story and photos: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9466869/real-life-barbie-spent-116k-monster/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Strip Club Offers "Used Couches" For Free On Facebook Marketplace

The title says it all. https://kluv.radio.com/blogs/miles-morning/strip-club-offers-used-couches-free-facebook-marketplace

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Question for Dancers and anyone else that wants to join in feel free

https://www.tuscl.net/member.php?id=592813 Should I dump a load in this guys basement?

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Why Most Asian Women Have Small Titties

Like it or not, most Asian women have small titties. ( https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1822 ) It’s true that there are exceptions. Some Asian women have major league yabos. But Chinkettes with big muchachas are the exception rather than the rule. ( https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1823 ) Some…

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Clubs banning customers: Why and how?

Every now and then, I hear of a customer being "banned" from a specific club. What actions get a customer banned? Fighting? Selling drugs? Fondling the dancers (when rules to the contrary are clearly posted)? Is banning legal, if it…

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A New Use for the Apple Watch

A couple years ago I bought an Apple Watch, the Nike version which has an emphasis on exercise. The watch is very nice. It allows you to choose many different faces. For example, my watch shows digital…

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Strippers vs bartenders

This has probably been discussed before so fuck it. Even though I'm relatively new to attending strip clubs, I have paid attention to the culture for some time. I think I see it more prevalent on the east coast,…

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Strippers vs bartenders

This has probably been discussed before so fuck it. Even though I'm relatively new to attending strip clubs, I have paid attention to the culture for some time. I think I see it more prevalent on the east coast,…

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Dress codes

A recent review for an Atlanta club included a requirement to wear underwear. How can a business legally require a customer to wear underwear when their own employees are not required to. Are there any other businesses…

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OT: The value of time

Self-made millionaire: A simple chart changed the way I think about money Before wealth manager and author David Bach made his first million, he was a brand new financial advisor in his early twenties, he tells CNBC Make It: “We had…

Wedgewood Inn

Washington, New Jersey

Club is still open.

The club is indeed still open.

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I finally made it on worldstar

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhk0JhaC4f1Y0Z36k2 Nothing like pizza and ass

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This is when you know a chick really has huge tits

You can see those monsters even from behind: https://66.media.tumblr.com/24b1a7cf0e6a510380abf5964901806e/tumblr_ptfungKacE1s1aba4_1280.jpg

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How Life Should Be (2)

Original Thread: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=42657 Candace Rice, on viewer's left https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/9b33efd/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1000x563+0+0/resize/1280x720!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fewscripps.brightspotcdn.com%2Fb4%2F58%2Fff12dca8437aa0b79ff58754e2ea%2Ffloribama-shore.png https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PNDG8N/2018-mtv-video-music-awards-arrivals-featuring-candace-rice-codi-butts-nilsa-prowant-where-nyc-new-york-united-states-when-20-aug-2018-credit-patricia-schleinwenncom-PNDG8N.jpg SJG

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Portland - First TIme

Read the reviews, hard to decipher. Any comments on the best location in Portland. YMMV is nice but not a necessity. Nothing that would break me $ 500 for the night spending is max

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AMPS V SCs

Which one you guys like more?

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Thoughts on what its like being the most beautiful woman in the world according

K Bye

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Nude Photos of Underage Girls Seized From Jeffrey Epstein Mansion

A search the the pedophile's townhouse yields more incriminating evidence. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/08/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-charges.html?campaign_id=60&instance_id=0&segment_id=15011&user_id=1f506914cc5ce9434c689cd57f7d2a0f&regi_id=54831734ing-news