I didn't plan to be the moron in the spotlight

I had good plan. I’d arrived at Vic’s, and no one asked for the $5 cover. Across the U-shaped bar it was obvious three beer drinkers were getting doggy from three girls, one of which was way hot. On stage were some big tits. Her pants were down, and the pussy was on display.

I’m going to get laid. Some slutty AA babe is going to sidle up, slide her hand down, work my erection out and fuck me. Oh yeah.

The plan was to interrupt my commute home from NYC. Get off the train in Newark, Lyft to Irvington. Beer, music, tits and orgasm would cost me less than $100. Then Lyft back to the station. Back on another train. Home only a little later than usual. SO is none the wiser.