Has potential and I'm going back...

Got a new job in the area for now and I decided to check out the closest full nude club, despite mediocre at best reviews. I only go to full nude clubs and I try to make the best of any club experience and tend to have a good time at all I've been to so far. Hopefully others can get some use out of my reviews and have a good time also.

This club so far isn't an exception, but I've only tested the waters. I arrived around 4 pm, soonest I could get there after my work shift ended. I love that they open at noon, but I've learned that it's not helpful to be at a club the second the doors open. So I walked in and waited what seemed like forever, but was only like 15 minutes before the door man appeared to let me in. He carded me (they're VERY careful to give the appearance of being strictly by the book}. I said "I hope I'm old enough!" (I have some obvious grey in my hair) With zero sense of humor he told me they were just trying to follow the law. Then he told me to "go ahead." No cover fee, lecture, or pat down. I asked if there was no entrance fee. He just ignored me. So I went ahead...

I walked in, first thing I noticed is almost everything furniture wise is upholstered in tiger stripes. Ok, weird. I saw 3 stages, but got the feeling there might be more to the club than I realized. Middle/main stage is higher than the others. Not really my preference. There was more apparatus on this stage for the more acrobatically inclined girls. I think there were about 14 lap dance booths, most somewhat private, but about 4 of them not very private at all. There are pool tables and stuff, but everything had an out of order sign. Who cares, right? I wasn't there to play pool. Bar is to the left when you walk in. Stages to the right. Bathrooms around the other side of the bar. Men's room was pretty gross. No smoking in the place, which was a HUGE plus for me!