Did Jesus Die for E.T.’s Sins?
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Exoplanets are being discovered with increasing frequency. To date, roughly 4,000 exoplanets have been discovered and are considered “confirmed.” Approximately another 3,000 are considered “possible detections” awaiting further data for confirmation.
https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/faq/6/how-ma…
Complex, chiral organic molecules (such as, my favorite, propylene oxide) have been detected in deep interstellar space.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/phys.org/ne…
Sooner or later, there will be hard evidence for extraterrestrial life. It will probably be a much longer wait before we have good evidence for extraterrestrial intelligence (whether existing or extinct) but it’s clearly time to consider the possibility and the implications of extraterrestrial life, intelligent or not.
In 2012 the Catholic Church held a symposium on the possibility of extraterrestrial life. This was a spectacular about face for an institution better known for persecuting and even executing as heretics anyone who dared speculate in public about any planets (even in our own solar system), much less about the possibility of extraterrestrial life.
https://www.archbalt.org/vatican-sponsor…
The mere possibility of intelligent extraterrestrial life begs the question, “Did Jesus die for E.T.’s sins too?” If so, does this imply that an alien Jesus died on a distant planet to atone for the God-given imperfections of an alien race?
https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2335
And why not? Jesus was such a big hit on Earth why wouldn’t he take his messiah show on the road to try to replicate his success elsewhere in the cosmos?
If we ever find evidence of an intelligent extraterrestrial civilization I hope we beam broadcasts of some of our best televangelists their way. It would be the perfect litmus test for determining whether they are truly intelligent or just as stupid and gullible as we are!
https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2351
https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/faq/6/how-ma…
Complex, chiral organic molecules (such as, my favorite, propylene oxide) have been detected in deep interstellar space.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/phys.org/ne…
Sooner or later, there will be hard evidence for extraterrestrial life. It will probably be a much longer wait before we have good evidence for extraterrestrial intelligence (whether existing or extinct) but it’s clearly time to consider the possibility and the implications of extraterrestrial life, intelligent or not.
In 2012 the Catholic Church held a symposium on the possibility of extraterrestrial life. This was a spectacular about face for an institution better known for persecuting and even executing as heretics anyone who dared speculate in public about any planets (even in our own solar system), much less about the possibility of extraterrestrial life.
https://www.archbalt.org/vatican-sponsor…
The mere possibility of intelligent extraterrestrial life begs the question, “Did Jesus die for E.T.’s sins too?” If so, does this imply that an alien Jesus died on a distant planet to atone for the God-given imperfections of an alien race?
https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2335
And why not? Jesus was such a big hit on Earth why wouldn’t he take his messiah show on the road to try to replicate his success elsewhere in the cosmos?
If we ever find evidence of an intelligent extraterrestrial civilization I hope we beam broadcasts of some of our best televangelists their way. It would be the perfect litmus test for determining whether they are truly intelligent or just as stupid and gullible as we are!
https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2351
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But to have a civilization where humanoid creatures have cultures and languages ? I'm not sure. How our planet has evolved may be totally different than life on other planets.
The existence of intelligent, self-aware life is not impossible, but would be more more rare by orders of magnitude.
The existence of intelligent life that is technologically advanced to the degree that it can pick up what we're sending out would be like locating a specific grain of sand in the Sahara.
But if all of that were to pan out, I'd be a bit worried about them being more extreme zealots than any particular religious group on Earth.
But it doesn't keep me awake at night...
I also believe that greed, cruelty and the desire to dominate others would be as endemic on other "civilized" planets as it is here, and that their need for grace will be as great.
Then again, if we were the first creation, God might well think, "That whole free will thing didn't work out so well on Earth. Let's do something different this time...." 😉
Just not here ;)
http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_…
^VERY short read, I recommend.
First off - Juice is still alive. I understand your error - as his first name begins with a J - and with his consumption of greasy chicken and Four Loko - his life span is definitely short.
The only board contributor (and that is a very loose definition of contributor) who seems alien is SJG. When you think about his affinity towards bicycles - your reference is quite obvious.
So, it seems that you are asking - Did Juice die because of SJG's excessive and constant masturbation? Sadly, it is possible for Juice to be a sacrificial lamb - offered up as a sacrifice for the constant masturbation of SJG. I hope its not an actual prophecy.
“lol fuck that. Gonna go back to heaven. Ok bye”
SJG
Regarding life on other worlds, it exists and I have met an “alien”. Good guy. Looked like the grey aliens in the alien abduction movies you hairless apes like to watch. But he wore a nice suit. He told me his name was rick and said he liked to abduct sexy female hairless apes and give them the ol’ anal probing while telling the female apes that he’s a chemical engineer!
ROAR!!!
If the aliens are sinful it doesn’t matter because the true savior - his name is rick you know - will come forth and go wildebeest on their asses. Assuming they have asses, which I believe they do given that rickthealien is assessed with the anal probing.
Of course, I was pretty drunk when I met rickthealien. It is possible that I was actually discussing some new system for getting the anal sex with my buds rickdugan and rickthevulture. But I’m pretty sure there was an alien sitting at the table. Things ended with us gangbanging a stripper so all is good! Let me tell you: that stripper atoned for her sins that night!
ROAR!!!
But will the Übermensch be Good or Evil? Is there anyway we can tell for sure, and is there even any difference?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETveS23d…
SJG
Researching the origins of the Ricks, meetings held at Farben Haus in Frankfurt, end of 1943.
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
Wooking for any available guard dog 🐕 jobs
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
Should we admit dogs? A rick conundrum
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
is skibum’s real name fred?
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
These are the four creatures who escort the throne, as the ÜberRick descends, ready to unleash his Trumpeters and his Horsemen, to conquer and subdue the hairless apes.
SJG
So a question to the Council of Ricks, have you ever done a hairless ape sacrifice? Do you plan to?
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
Researching the origins of IG Ricks
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68176
is skibum’s real name fred?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68605
Wooking for any available guard dog 🐕 jobs
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68519
Did Jesus Die for E.T.’s Sins?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68591
Hitler's Monsters: A Supernatural History of the Third Reich
www.youtube.com/watch?v=96r_nvkC30Y
Such is the punishment for all georges who defy the ricks. There is still time to repent Georgie!
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
The French occultist Eliphas Levi drew Baphomet in 1856. Notice that besides being androgynous, it has mammalian, bird, and reptilian parts.
But Crab, no, nothing like that.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c…
The name Baphomet, comes from something the Knights Templar were accused of worshiping,
"Since 1856, the name Baphomet has been associated with a "Sabbatic Goat" image drawn by Eliphas Levi[5] which contains binary elements representing the "sum total of the universe" (e.g. male and female, good and evil, on and off, etc.). On one hand, Lévi's intention was to symbolize his concept of "the equilibrium of the opposites" that was essential to his magnetistic notion of the Astral Light; on the other hand, the Baphomet represents a tradition that should result in a perfect social order."
Also called Goat of Mendes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet
In also going to a Crab, the Ricks Gesellschaft, also an occult movement, must have something specific in mind.
SJG
Apes used to need their hair to keep warm
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=58245
So a question to the Council of Ricks, have you ever done a hairless ape sacrifice? Do you plan to?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65268
Researching the origins of IG Ricks
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68176
is skibum’s real name fred?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68605
Wooking for any available guard dog 🐕 jobs
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68519
Did Jesus Die for E.T.’s Sins?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68591
Hitler's Monsters: A Supernatural History of the Third Reich
www.youtube.com/watch?v=96r_nvkC30Y
Science and the Swastika : Hitler's Biological Soldiers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAdwjYc_VE
https://www.learnreligions.com/eliphas-l…
The Council of Ricks has moved far beyond this though. Baphomet includes from the classes mammal, bird, and reptile. But their crab is coming from an entirely different phylum.
https://www.learnreligions.com/eliphas-l…
SJG
So a question to the Council of Ricks, have you ever done a hairless ape sacrifice? Do you plan to?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65268
Researching the origins of IG Ricks
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68176
is skibum’s real name fred?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68605
Ricks and Juice
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
Apes used to need their hair to keep warm
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=58245
Wooking for any available guard dog 🐕 jobs
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68519
Did Jesus Die for E.T.’s Sins?
www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68591
Hitler's Monsters: A Supernatural History of the Third Reich
www.youtube.com/watch?v=96r_nvkC30Y
Science and the Swastika : Hitler's Biological Soldiers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAdwjYc_VE
Read the history of strip club legal issues:
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