Man strippers sure do live life pedal to the metal

31 comments

• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  LOL
• gSteph

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  5 years ago

  Perhaps the coo coo nuts are in your pants 😉 🤔
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  Get a drone if you're gonna stalk properly. Go big or go home.
• Huntsman

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  5 years ago

  At least she bought a fast car with her earnings.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  Why are you stalking man strippers?
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  I would not suggest chasing anyone in your car.
  
  SJG
  
  Hey, if I were Governor of California, I would not mind taking her to Africa:
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBg5cnoN…
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @VH_Kicks I've luckily never been there with my wife. She's definitely not evil. Truly my better half.
  
  Thanks for that link, though. She got cold busted.
  
  @san_jose_creep what do you suggest? A Huffy bike like you did with those AMP whores when you first joined TUSCL? Fuck. All of them quit working at the AMPs you went to because you stalked them like the creep you are.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @VH_Kicks LOL I just watched the video and didn't read anything else. That was a pretty elaborate set up.
  
  @san_jose_creep is this how one should stalk an AMP whore?
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
  
  Take a hint: when she's always on her period whenever you visit, it means fucking you is the last thing she wants. LMAO all those AMP whores told you this but you were in denial and kept stalking them until they transferred to another AMP or outright quit. Just to avoid your creepy ass.
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  SirLDAlot - I was thinking SJG would never be chasing a girl at a speed over 10 mph - as he is not a car owner.
  
  I enjoyed the original story. Very well told. A good story for the discussions - and I’m glad it wasn’t posted as a review.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @Cashman san_jose_creep is exactly why strippers live pedal to the metal. They can't wait to get as far away from his creepy ass as possible. Luckily with him on a bike and being homeless and destitute his creeping is severely limited.
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  True. His creeping is hampered by many things, that he remains oblivious to. No car, no money, continuous attempts to find pro bono strippers, begging for front room make out sessions, political discussions showing his delusional ideas...
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  Read that Year of the Ram thread by him that I posted. He's in serious delusion that those AMP whores are just waiting for him to "choose" them to be his GF, that they want to fuck him but for being on their periods, that they actually like his DATY and FIV from his dirty mouth and fingers, and that they don't care about money for anything that he wants to do with them.
  
  Extrapolate from all this and imagine him actually having money and a car and what he would try do with strippers at a strip club and him thinking the whole time that they worship him. Creepy as fuck.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Cashman1234, you are not on ignore. If you post things like that, I will see it.
  
  Last time I saw you you were fully submerged in a tank of sulfuric acid.
  
  SJG
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @Cashman see how violent he gets when you comment on his state of affairs IRL? Anything that takes him out of his delusions pisses him off. That's why he stays in delusions about strippers and women. He just has to believe that they want him and he's not really the creepy and dirty and lecherous creep that he is.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Send me $50 and I’ll give out info on Coconuts 🥥
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  I agree SirLDAlot. I read parts of the link you posted - but I kept falling asleep as it was a long-winded account of a highly delusional mind. It was disturbing to read - as he honestly believes his depictions of those events.
  
  When I comment - and it hits a nerve - I know the response from SJG will involve some sort of physical violence towards me.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @Cashman No normal person envisions another "fully submerged in a tank of sulfuric acid" as san_jose_creep posted about you. That's the mind of a demented fuck right there. Demented as fuck fuck.
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  SirLDAlot - that is a creepy thought. However, I believe that SJG blows some huge loads imagining dudes being submerged in acid -
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  @Nice check your Venmo I sent 10K
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Lol
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Sounds like true love
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  This has probably been mentioned already, but the title of this post is missing a pretty important comma...
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  True. I initially thought it was a discussion of male strippers doing crazy shit. (no homo)
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  Here sorry..... ,
  
  
  I could either have payed attention in English class. (Or just briefly looked over my work before posting)
  
  or just make mistakes and have everyone think I’m a homo.
  
  Too lazy Fuck it. B it is.
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  Muddy - its all good - lol!
  
  The only downside is SJG wishes it wasn't a punctuation oversight.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  Muddy said "I could either have payed attention in English class... "
  
  I'm trying to figure out if this use of irony is intentional or not.
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ was wondering the same, maybe he could have “payed” attention to grammar 😂
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @twentyfive it's a spelling issue, not grammar.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  Actually, it's both...
  
  "I could have either paid attention in English class... " [corrected]
  
  I'm honestly not trying to pile up on Muddy. It's a funny typo. That's all.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  It's funny nitpicks. That's all.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Livin HARD mane ☠