I’m hanging out at the strip club one day and ask one of the dancers for a dance. She says “Sure let me just go the the dressing room real quick” Minutes later I see her changed and leaving for the parking. I pursue. Outside she is sprinting, this must be how she maintains her outstanding figure. I sprint aswell yelling at her “HEYYY! HEY STOP! WAIT! YOU FORGOT MY DANCE!!! HEYYYY!!!!!” but apparently she didn’t hear me. She hops in her car and speeds off. When I say speeds I’m talking 120+ on I-35. Dominic Torreto shit. But ofcourse I’m right on her tail. She pulls into the local police station and enters. I could not continue my pursuit at this point due to being arrested many a time. I was able to stake out in the tree for a few hours though nothing.
If anyone knows the wheareabouts of the dancer Coconuts 🥥 from San Antonio or her schedule I need you to contact me immediately. Thank You.
Oh boy gotta love the chase in the name of love. And then the wait. And then the watching. Then the endless stalking. And then the living out of white van. Sigh It’s just the we live our lives.
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LOL
Perhaps the coo coo nuts are in your pants 😉 🤔
At least she bought a fast car with her earnings.
Why are you stalking man strippers?
I would not suggest chasing anyone in your car.
SJG
Hey, if I were Governor of California, I would not mind taking her to Africa: youtube.com
SirLDAlot - I was thinking SJG would never be chasing a girl at a speed over 10 mph - as he is not a car owner.
I enjoyed the original story. Very well told. A good story for the discussions - and I’m glad it wasn’t posted as a review.
True. His creeping is hampered by many things, that he remains oblivious to. No car, no money, continuous attempts to find pro bono strippers, begging for front room make out sessions, political discussions showing his delusional ideas...
Cashman1234, you are not on ignore. If you post things like that, I will see it.
Last time I saw you you were fully submerged in a tank of sulfuric acid.
SJG
Send me $50 and I’ll give out info on Coconuts 🥥
I agree SirLDAlot. I read parts of the link you posted - but I kept falling asleep as it was a long-winded account of a highly delusional mind. It was disturbing to read - as he honestly believes his depictions of those events.
When I comment - and it hits a nerve - I know the response from SJG will involve some sort of physical violence towards me.
SirLDAlot - that is a creepy thought. However, I believe that SJG blows some huge loads imagining dudes being submerged in acid -
@Nice check your Venmo I sent 10K
Lol
Sounds like true love
This has probably been mentioned already, but the title of this post is missing a pretty important comma...
True. I initially thought it was a discussion of male strippers doing crazy shit. (no homo)
Here sorry..... ,
I could either have payed attention in English class. (Or just briefly looked over my work before posting)
or just make mistakes and have everyone think I’m a homo.
Too lazy Fuck it. B it is.
Muddy - its all good - lol!
The only downside is SJG wishes it wasn't a punctuation oversight.
Muddy said "I could either have payed attention in English class... "
I'm trying to figure out if this use of irony is intentional or not.
^ was wondering the same, maybe he could have “payed” attention to grammar 😂
Actually, it's both...
"I could have either paid attention in English class... " [corrected]
I'm honestly not trying to pile up on Muddy. It's a funny typo. That's all.
Livin HARD mane ☠
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