We head back to the B-movie bracket with a couple women whose stories are tinged with different kinds of disappointment. O'Brien's story is a downer, but McComas' is downright tragic. Nonetheless, again, we're celebrating these women at their best, not their worst. We roll the clock back to the 90's and away we go.
B-Movie Bracket: Lorissa McCOMAS vs. Shauna O'BRIEN
Lorissa McCOMAS
34D-22-34
PIC: tuscl.net
CLIP: (stripping) xhamster.com
You could like McComas because she was busty or because she was pretty. Either way, you didn't go wrong, because she was truly both. The Ohio native's path wasn't easy; stripping in her home state was difficult due to a lack of clubs and Byzantine rules. Eventually, she went west to California and found success, parlaying her look into film roles and a spot in Playboy's Book of Lingerie. As you can see from the movie "Lap Dancing," her stripping skills were impressive. She was seen on screen as late as 2007, but in 2009, at the age of just 38, McComas died under suspicious circumstances. Conflicting reports on the web say she committed suicide or passed due to complications surrounding a chronic pain disease. The story is murky and some believe something more sinister was covered up. Whatever the case, it was a tragic end for a truly gorgeous woman.
Shauna O'BRIEN
36B/DD*-24-33
PIC: tuscl.net
CLIP: (softcore, the fun part starts at 1:08, nudity at 2:48) tube8.com
O'Brien originally wasn't all that busty, but for smaller breasts, hers were beautiful and exemplary. Her two most known roles were in Friend of the Family 1 and 2. She plays two completely different characters in the films. In the first, she's a muse named Elke who awakens a family's sexuality. In the second, her name is Linda, and she uses her sexuality to rip a family apart in revenge. Go figure. O'Brien's career took an unfortunate turn after she had her first child. Saying pregnancy ruined her previously pristine chest, she went under the knife for an enlargement even she didn't think made her look as good as she did before. While she did a number of films with larger, more bulbous DDs, she eventually just backed out of the business to focus on fitness and being a mom. Here, you can pick from the original Shauna or the revamped model.
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- Again, remember you're supposed to evaluate the women at what you feel was their peak, whatever you may think that was. I'm assuming that means pre-implant for O'Brien, but I'm not here to make assumptions. Here's a post-implant O'Brien vid, for those wondering: justporno.tv
Voting time.
McCOMAS
O'BRIEN
or NEITHER
Comments
last commentMcComas all the way. She was gorgeous and very sexy too. Sad that she passed so early.
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McComas.
RIP
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This is a close one, I liked both back in the day, but I have to give the edge to:
Shauna O'Brien
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My vote is for Lorissa as well. She had the girl next door look to her. Very pretty. I was fortunate enough to see her dancing a few times. Even more fortunate enough to get a few dances from her while she was feature dancing. Very humble and a great personality. There is so much speculation about her death. I hope that the truth comes out soon and if anyone is responsible, hopefully they will be punished by the law.
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A bit more difficult a decision or choice, but I'll go with Lorissa McCOMAS. More exotic appearance.
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Wow! McComas in a rout of epic proportions.
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Mccomas
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McComas for me.
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I'm going to take a rare step mid-thread and do O'Brien a small favor.
I'm of the belief O'Brien looked way better before her implants. This is actually kind of rare for me because I like 'em bigger. Pam Anderson, for instance? Better with implants to me, at least early to mid career before her face started getting odd-looking.
The problem is, O'Brien found her best look when she started doing B-movies. However, it doesn't look like she did a lot of decent photoshoots during that time. She did shoots when she was younger, like the picture shown above, where she was just kind of a plain-faced girl willing to pose nude. And, she did a whole bunch post-implants, when TGPs on the web were moreso a thing. But it's hard to find a decent picture of her from her best days, even the grainy screenshots from clips. The one of her above ain't so great.
The results of the polls make me think you guys look at the picture moreso than the videos. Maybe it makes sense: You're on your phone, limited data, you're in public, your SO is in the room with you, you're afraid of it logging in your browser history, whatever. Based on the pictures, especially that iffy one of O'Brien, yeah, McComas is way better looking. But if you watch the videos, I think it's a much closer choice.
That said, I'm taking the rare step of posting one more O'Brien photo after further searching. A better one. Here you go: img.barelist.com.
Don't let this make you think I'm trying to tilt things toward O'Brien, though. Pick who you want.
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McComas
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McComas
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Mcconas worst boobs ever.
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@ski: I'm thinking that's a neither, then? Please try to be clearer than mud.
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It's official. 90s porn stars are just not as attractive as today's counterparts. Too many of them look manly in the face.
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Lorissa.
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At some point, are you going to match winners against winners ?
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McComas
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O'Brien. Pre implants
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@esta: To each his own.
I personally don't care all that much for many of the top-rated stars on Pornhub right now. Don't like the body type and usually too many tattoos.
I read once that a person's preference for music depends largely upon what was popular the first time they got laid. It's probably the same for this sort of thing.
@warrior: Of course. The first round just seems long because we have 32 matchups to get through. This is the 20th. We'll start the second round right after we complete the first.
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McComas, rather easily.
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Mccomas, although I was also a huge fan of Shauna O'Brien (post implants) as well. Shot off many a load to these two in my late teens.
And I was this many days old when I found out Mccomas had passed away. That's sad to hear, at such a young age. Most people remember her starring role in Lap Dancing. Meanwhile I remember her for an obscure role in an episode of the Showtime series, Sherman Oaks, as an amateur porno actress. Tane McClure also had a recurring role in that series, as well as her co-star in Lap Dancing.
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McComas
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Mccomas
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McComas definitely...
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This one's over, in more ways than one. I'll toss one more symbolic vote O'Brien's way, as I always thought she was more unique and different, whereas I always thought McComas was a little more garden-variety. Certainly not unattractive (she's in the bracket, after all), but just more paint-by-numbers cute.
But it's not going to make a difference.
McCOMAS: 16
O'BRIEN: 3
NEITHER: 2
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The second picture didn't help O'Brien much. McComas moves on in a big way.
It'll be an M&M matchup in the second round, as McComas will draw Stacy Moran.
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I would say McComas but she is dead. So Its going to half to be O'Brian
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Never heard of either. But McComas.
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bang69... It's possible that you're treating this a bit too literally.
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McComas. Muchly because of the look on her face, but her face is also much prettier in that shot.
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