Story time with blah😁

40 comments

• blahblahblah23

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  5 years ago

  On the toilet* not stall lmao
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  I've never seen a club that had more than 1 bathroom for females.
• blahblahblah23

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  5 years ago

  @shadow most clubs have more than 1 toilet for females tho
• Huntsman

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  5 years ago

  I guess at least she was being efficient with her time.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Someone is trying to sideswipe and steal my wife 🔪🔪🔪
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Ima dump a load in her basement
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Oh shit...wrong account 😢
• blahblahblah23

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  5 years ago

  Damn macktruck, get on your real account you troll
• FishHawk

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  5 years ago

  Involving someone else in your drug use even as a witness is pretty shitty.
• blahblahblah23

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  5 years ago

  It's common to see drug use. It was just a bizarre scenario
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  I’m kinda confused - as that other dancer sounds talented. You must remember the control required to shit and snort without confusing the two. If you must sneeze - that would make for
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  Let’s just say - it could get messy. Probably best to destroy a shitter without evidence.
• minnow

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  5 years ago

  bbb23- How did you know she was taking a shit ? Sound, smell, or both ? Maybe user prior to her forgot to flush. Joke time: Why do farts smell ? A- Entertainment for deaf people.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  Sounds like you met MackTruck's DS.
• blahblahblah23

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  5 years ago

  It smelled like shit is how I know lmao. I've got to say her drug habit does help her hustle *a lot*. I don't really blame strippers for getting into it. This job has a different kind of bullshit than most jobs, and yeah drinking or being high seriously helps deal with it and be more outgoing.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ Did she want you to give her a blumplin?
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Someone is trying to sideswipe and steal my wife 🔪🔪🔪
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Ima dump a load in her basement
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ I got dis one rite
• Longball300

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  5 years ago

  Mother of God... poo stories; what has become of us.... Where is this club anyways?
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  Blah, have you ever considered just using a box with some sort of absorbent material? After the feces desiccates the individual turds can be removed with a slotted spoon. There are even clumping materials that allow easy removal of urine. As a lion I normally don’t enjoy using a sandbox. But I know many a Felis cattus that enjoys making their hairless ape servants clean up after them. I even met this little guy named Pete that would stand in the sandbox and shit over the side just to see how his ape servant would react. Petethecat was kind of an asshole. Regardless, I’ve never understood the hairless ape obsession with bathrooms. Other apes just shit in the woods. I understand that you apes won’t do that. So be a trendsetter and put a sandbox in the dressing room! ROAR!!!
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ROAR!!!
• captainfun

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  5 years ago

  I had a semi similar experience earlier this week. I was at the doctor's office. Before taking elevator up to 3rd floor office I decided to relieve myself in the 1st floor restroom. I walked toward the bathroom, noticed the green/vacant indicator that you see on some public restroom doors. Charged in. An older (60ish) chubby, Latina woman scrambled to dismount from the throne. All I saw was several rolls of tummy blubber and some tinkle. Ugh. It's gonna be a minute before I can unsee that. You're welcome for sharing the visual.
• blahblahblah23

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  5 years ago

  Ugh why dont they lock the fucking door. I get it if its someomes house or apartment but like damn
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  I think folks are lazy. If the door didn’t close automatically - they would probably take a shit in full view of folks. It’s pretty easy to close and lock the door behind you.
• captainfun

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  5 years ago

  I assume the lady thought she locked the door but it didn't fully engage. After I walked out the ladies' daughter (cute btw) was there with a baby in stroller. Maybe she assumed that daughter was going to guard the door. Anyway I went to bathroom #2 to pee. Upon exit the ladies were giggling and embarrassed. My cultural observation over time is that Latina ladies seem quick to get embarrassed (who wouldn't in this instance) but they are also good about laughing stuff off.
• lopaw

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  5 years ago

  Never seen more than 1 ladies room at a stripclub. Maybe there are some with one for dancers in the DR and one outside for lady customers, but those would be rare.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Some of the large ones likely have a second ladies room inside of the dressing room suite. But at our underground places, there is no dressing room. The one ladies room has to suffice. Sometimes some dancers will hang out in there too. SJG
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Jeez this dressing room has three girls complaining about having to poop but hating the restroom here. Bah
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Where is MackTruck to dump loads
• blahblahblah23

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  5 years ago

  macktruck, your services are needed in portland
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Lol I am on my way sugar tits
• Musterd21

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  5 years ago

  Bathroom stories can stink!
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @nicespice LOL did you clog the toilet at the Dragon? Been bingeing on too many Portland food carts, perchance?
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  Nothing gets me hard like stories about strippers with loose bowels! MackTruck built a business on it.
• blahblahblah23

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  5 years ago

  Macktruck is a real shitty entrepreneur
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  @nicespice. My question is, did they actually do the deed even though they did not like the throne present... or did they hold it in knowing that the next dude in VIP could get a splash of something not bargained for?
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  MackTruck has a crappy business model.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  blah has sharp wit and cuts it up in her threads
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  They say someone’s trash is another’s treasure. You could say your poops are MackTrucks profits...