Houston Men’s Club

22 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  What are the prices and mileage like?
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  $350 Karaoke room. $500 for not really that private VIP room. 1K for more private VIP room. Regular dances 2 for $20 with manager patrolling but if the dancer is cool they work with you. Papi I’m honestly afraid this club will ruin strip clubs for me. It’s that good. Girls wise.
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  High mileage when manager fuckhead wasn’t around. Not sure I have enough money for VIP
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Do you know if those prices are all in or just the payment to the club and then you gotta pay her? Do you get the room for the whole visit or just 30/60 minutes?
• JAprufrock

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  5 years ago

  Sounds like a place catered to rich oil company executives.
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  Yeah prolly right. VIP prices were kinda cloudy Papi I gotta get some confirmation. Source might’ve been a ROB. But then I hit St. James holy shit another Home run bunch of hotties. And yo Papi some of those prettiest black girls I’ve seen there damn. Better club/rules maybe just as good dancers. That’s it I’m fucking moving to Houston. I’m gonna just come out and say it. I’m selling body for funding. Bidding starts at $34. No I’m not. I can’t even joke about that unfortunately sorry founder I didn't just say that.
• lopaw

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  5 years ago

  "Better than Bare Elegance and 4Play" I seriously question that.
• Chili Palmer

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  5 years ago

  As good as it may be now, you should have been there before the Super Bowl came to town in 2004 and they cleaned the place up. Personal spas (jack shacks) filled with 8-9-10's; mileage off the charts in places like Treasures, the Men's Club and St James, and almost all of it on takeout ($400-$500 range). Houston may be one of the least attractive big cities in the USA, but the dancer quality + mileage + OTC actually gave the City of Industry a run for its money back in the day. Between the NFL, Disney and now the evil axis of Feminists/Tea Party activists protecting us from non-existent human trafficking in these clubs, the golden days of clubbing are almost a generation removed from existence.
• minnow

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  5 years ago

  In my last 2 decades of clubbing, the 4 most standout gorgeous dancers I've seen were at Ricks - Houston, Lodge - Dallas, 4 Play - Los Angeles, and Bourbon Street Circus - Phoenix.
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  @Lopaw yeah I know it’s tough and maybe I was just really horny. But after thinking about I’m pretty confident at least for what I like. @CP yeah I always hear that from a lot of people. Houston might be the most hated big city, they say it’s boring, I don’t really see that myself but it’s evident these people aren’t big into strip clubbing.
• CJKent (Banned)

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  5 years ago

  The most beautiful dancers I have seen, dimes for real: 1980’ s Houston, I don remember the place but I remember her, imagine Jean Harlow if she was 50% more sexy and beautiful. 1990’s to Today believe it or not the Wild Goose near LAX. Of course Bare Elegance, 4 Play, and Body Shop.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Seen the listings for that place. Does sound pricey. Front Room Makeout Sessions? Back Room FS? Walk A Girl Out The Front Door Midshift? SJG
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Men's Club in Houston is a special club. And it's a value if you stick to the lapdances. Dances are done in a non-private area and are only $20. Fairly good mileage on these. Where Men's Club loses on the value proposition is the VIP rooms. They get real pricey. Like $500 for an hour. THen you have to tip the girl on top of that.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  ^^^^^^ Thanks for the good info. Sounds like one needs to then get the girls OTC. SJG
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  And out in the open dances sounds better than in a dance booth. You get to see the girls in action. Out in the open will effect them. SJG
• Darkblue999

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  5 years ago

  Warrior, $500 an hour is good price compared to $300 for 30 minutes in Baltimore and Philly clubs.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  ^^^^^^^ these kinds of prices are where you need to deploy The System (tm) SJG
• Array

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  5 years ago

  Houston - A terrible place to visit but a great place to live! If it weren’t for the kids and grandkids I’d move back in a heartbeat. I used to enjoy Men’s Club without doing any VIP or OTC. The women are simply beautiful and many of them have great personalities. I could spend hours there just chatting with the ladies.
• doctorevil

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  5 years ago

  " I could spend hours there just chatting with the ladies." I bet you could, but I doubt they would.
• wallanon

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  5 years ago

  That's a place where they made you have on a shirt with a collar. If you didn't have one (I always have a spare shirt with a collar just in case) they had loaner shirts you could wear while in the club. I guess they washed them...been a long time since I clubbed in Houston, but Treasures and St. James were the clubs I liked that are still open. I did like Mens Club, but I prefer clubs that are a little less full of themselves. Maybe its more chill there now. Like CP said, mid-2000's was insane for Houston Clubs. I ran into a dancer at Treasures that looked like Cameron Diaz if she had rockin tits and a big round ass. First floor barn burner with some rando who looked like Sadfleck staring at the entire scene from a little ways away. With a girl on his lap doing a not so bad dance. Dude never looked away, and maybe didn't blink. Crappy chair forts can lead to awkwardness. Even with that, the best time I probably had there was when two dancers who'd just gotten off shift drove up beside me as I was leaving Centerfolds and waved for me to roll my window down.
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  and?
• azdd

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  5 years ago

  Agree totally about the old Houston scene (early 2000s). I used to make up reasons to set up work trips there just because of the level of sexual entertainment. Strip clubs were just the warmup. Private studios and incall FS escort places were the norm, and prices were low enough to allow lots of playtime! My avatar gal was one of those Houston legends, sure miss those days!