Breathless might leave you Cashless, but it's a fun place.

Stopped by Breathless on a Tuesday afternoon about 1 PM. For that time of day they were pretty busy. This is one of the larger size clubs in NJ. After going through the airport metal detector and a "behave yourself" stare from the Hell's Angel looking bouncer, there are two rectangular bars each with a long stage down the middle and two poles. I would estimate that each of the bars could seat 60 - 70 around the outside. For the daytime, however, only one side was open and between the patrons and the girls sitting around it was about 3/4 full. There were 4 bartenders on duty. Two were super hot, one average and the forth was past her prime but had a great personality. She's the one who took care of me. I ordered a Glenlivet 12 on the rocks and it was $9 bucks which I thought was pretty reasonable. Drinks here are measured by one of those pouring machines, but it was still a decent size drink.

Okay, so about the girls. There were about 25 or so on duty, which is great for viewing pleasure... not so great for the dollar parade. They do sets of about 20 minutes with 5 girls on stage at a time. Here's the thing though, they seem to do a dollar trip around the bar both before and after the set so you really get hit pretty hard. In fact, I don't think all of the dollar paraders were even going on stage. It's kind of just a free-for-all. I was there for about two hours and probably spent $100 in singles. (I gave $1 to most, but 2 or 3 to the hottest ones.) Overall quality of girls was pretty good and there was a nice variety of body types. All were Hispanic or Brazilian. There were about half a dozen really hot like 9 to 9.5 range. The majority were about a 7 I'd say. There were about four or five I would call the "worst" ones because they had big asses and/or unfit saggy bellies, but they weren't ugly and they weren't fat slobs, just too big for my taste. All the girls had decent to very pretty faces.

I was approached several times to either buy a drink or go for a lap dance. Passed on most but one girl was exceptionally hot and pretty aggressive with her hands under the bar. She also started kissing my neck and nibbling my ear, which was nice. Her name was Lily or Leanna or something. (One thing about this club the music is loud so you can't hear much of anything.) Anyway, I bought this beauty a drink and let her keep biting and squeezing for a little while. She offered VIP $250 for 30 minutes and had me so worked up I almost went for it. It was really hard to resist. If I had been a little drunker I would have gone for it, but my mind was still in tact, and $250 is really too much for me. Regardless, I had the feeling she would have given the whole $250 worth of effort in the back room. I tipped her $20 for her time and politely declined the VIP. Then I was surprised when she stayed around for another five minutes of barside cuddling while she finished her drink.