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Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun still to be had

Hadn't been to hi liter or any other club for awhile but decided to pop in during the week. No cover, random ID checks it looks like. Breezed right in and refused the help to…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

An ok visit to Solid Gold to check out the private dance areas

I’ve been in Miami for a couple of days for business, so I’ve been hitting some clubs around the Miami area during my down time. I went to Scarlett’s twice – see my reviews…

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Hickory-Smoked Barbecued Lamb of God

Faced with dwindling attendance after widespread scandals over pedophile priests and the consequent cover-ups, the Holy Roman Catholic Church (NYSE ticker symbol “HRC”) has been forced to reassess its marketing strategies. After millennia of dull, gray piety and flavorless white…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Still Closed

The club has been closed since late May due to a fire. Their facebook page indicated they would be repairing the damage and renovating the rest of the club too. I drove by Friday evening…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Looking To Sin In Paradise

A review of my mongering "to do" list led to visiting Paradise Gentleman's Club with the specific intention of taking Paradise hottie Sin to the VIP room (pricing and services within reason). Visiting on a…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dinner 'n dances

On trip out to Vegas, went to the steakhouse and ended up at the club. Steakhouse experience first; club second. So, called to get a same day reservation at the steakhouse. No problem…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Wed after work - good time

The visit started out with a new twist - security actually used a magnetic wand to check for weapons before I entered. I'm not sure what prompted that change, but I doubt it was…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

Confirmed Waste of Time

Prior to making my way to Magic, I had read a healthy amount of reviews and honestly should've known what I was getting myself into. The club is located not too far from a super…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Saturday night fun

I went to Synn over the labor day weekend when they were doing a 15 minute VIP for $80 special. The place was crowded, and I took the only open spot in the parking lot.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Secret VIP Room with my ATF

I have been to this club many times and the layout, prices and other details have been well described so I will get right to the point. - the girls. Quality on a Tuesday afternoon…

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OT: I usually think stuff like this is gibberish but maybe there's something to

Most people can tell if you’re rich just by looking at your face A new study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology posits there’s a good chance you can tell if someone is rich or poor just by…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Okay for Second Choice

Had a free Friday afternoon and had planned on stopping by Follies. When I got there around 3, the parking lot was jammed and guys were waiting to enter. Decided to head over…

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I just got new shoes

I list bought new shoes from my dealer. They must have been laced with something because I was trippin balls the rest of the day

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Who'd You Rather: Kelly T. vs. Vicca

Before this matchup, some explanation: When I was picking pictures, I basically just thought of the first 64 women that came to mind. I wasn't thinking about a bracket or the threads it would create. When a bracket came about,…

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"we lost 19 of our best guys" ~ Kumail Nanjiani answer after Ray Romano asks f

Plot goes like this: Pakistani-born boy meets white American girl. Boy breaks up with girl over cultural differences. Girl falls into a medical coma. Boy (Kumail) is thrown into an intens bonding experience with her parents, Terry (Ray Romano) and Beth (Holly

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Drinking and driving

Yeah I'm chilling on a dirt road Laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones Smoke rollin' out the window An ice cold beer sittin' in the console

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Still going strong, but maybe not for long

So the construction has started in the surrounding areas of the building where this club is housed, but the club itself remains undisturbed. Hopefully things stay that way, but I'm not overly optimistic. For now,…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

for NJ daytime, winner

Finished a double-shift in Passaic county one Thursday around noon, went to the Hitching Post. About 8-10 girls on stage, as always attractive, mostly brazillian/latinx. Usual dollar parade - walk up, wiggle a…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Really fun night

This seems to be the only club in South Carolina that I deem worth the time to visit. The club is within 30 minutes of me so that is a great advantage. Oh the good…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Get what you want when you want it

Criket was moderately busy and there was football everywhere. We took a table by the stage and ordered a beer bucket with the agreement that we wouldn’t stay long if the entertainment was sub…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Like the rest, a pleasant experience (but the$10 dance is a farce)

Went in on random Monday night. Didn't pay to park, $5 to get in and $10 a dance. That $10 wasn't going to go far it seems. I'd guess there were 12 girls working and…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Bunch o’ Nuthin on a Friday’s afternoon.

Busted out of work early one Friday afternoon and decided to pay CCR a visit. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer that was ice cold. Great start, but that was the only highlight.…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Terrible

I happened in on a Friday night around 9. Parking lot was kinda full (by Babes standards), so I parked at the building next door. I should’ve turned around and walked out when I got…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

She's a brick house

I found myself in Detroit for a couple days and thought I would hit up some clubs. I read the reviews and picked the Pantheon Club for some daytime adventure. I had rented…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Two kind of dead nights unfortunately

I've left a review before but I'll give an update of my experience. First off, I really like the club itself, very clean, classy, well laid out. Also, I drive a truck and you can…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

A surprisingly empty club on Friday afternoon

I made a stop at Bottom's Up on a Friday afternoon around 4pm. This time there was an older gentleman at the door who occupied his time by playing cards by himself. There was a…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Not all that Alluring

OK, been in here three or four times in the last month. Will not get into the physical aspects of the club as the recent renovations have been covered. Jewels still works most…

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Why doesn't SC'ing feel like cheating?

For the past couple of years I feel as if I have somewhat been deprived. My Wife and I have sex 1-2 a week, but at my age (24) it's just not working for me. I had a ex GF…

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Loyalty?

Over the past 5 or 6 years I’ve written articles, many discussions, and innumerable comments regarding my all time favorite dancer. It should be noted that each PL may only have one ATF. Your ATF may change when you find…

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Vegas escorts

Hi, Do you know where to find the best escorts online? also, what would you say is the proportion of scam/ripoff? and what are the odds of falling in a trap/being held by hotel security? Basically, my concern is, what would you say are…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Fuck California I love TJ

This is probably my 6th time here it’s been 3 months since my last visit and this is the first time I didn’t recognize any of the girls there anyway ladt time I was here…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Hallandale Cheetah's on a Sunday Night

On my recent visit to Miami, I went to Cheetah's on a Sunday night around 10pm after first going to Scarlett's. Scarlett's was almost empty with just a few girls, all with same fake…

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Heading to Toronto with the Mrs.....

Looking for some recommendations for clubs for a trip in October. Haven't booked a hotel yet but looking for clubs that welcome couples where the Mrs. gets all the dance fun and mileage!!! Not renting a car but…

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Judge orders Penthouse Strip Club on 8 Mile in Detroit to padlock door for one y

A judge has issued a ruling that orders the Penthouse Club on 8 Mile to padlock their door for one year and orders all fixtures inside to be sold. The battle over the popular Detroit strip club began after the city…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Pleasant Respite at BF

I was on my way to the bank when I saw I was driving past Brass Flamingo. I hadn't been there is several weeks and I felt like my car was being drawn magnetically…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Great visit before work

This was on a Saturday last week during dayshift, before work. It started out great with a cute waitress named ashalee taking my order. First dancer I talked to was a ebony girl named slim.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

First visit

So a weeks ago I was in the area and decided to give this place a try. I walked in no bouncer or cover. Set up is pool tables as soon as you enter and…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

The Nags Head is back to being good!

My usual favourite London clubs are Ye Olde Axe and the Nags Head. Situated a short walk from Aldgate East/Aldgate/Tower Hill/Fenchurch Street stations, this is one of the famous "pound in the pint glass" strip…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Extras no longer available?

So this club has been known for extras and take out as long as I have been going. Literally dozens of girls on listcrawlers/backpages(when it was around) had pictures from the dressing room and floor.…

Platinum Lace

Glasgow, Scotland

Not a local = Problem

Possibly the shortest and worst strip club experience ever. Went up to the doorman, and paid my cover. Walked up to the stairs past the coat check, and up to the next level where the…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Centerfolds Sandwich

I dropped into Centerfolds this past weekend, in between stops at Crazy Horse. Arrived at about 7:45pm in plenty time for free admission. There were about 10-15 patrons in there-- a mix of younger dudes…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

DVNH trending up

From my lat two visits to this club I am happy to say that it has recovered (a bit) from the plunge it took earlier in the year right after they changed the employment status…

Baby Aces

Bayou Blue, Louisiana

Now closed will open under a new name

You pay $7 to enter, you give a ticket for a beer, but if you want to get a mixed drink you will pay the difference. The club is small but setup nice. The…

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new orleans

what club gives you the best mileage or xtras in the french quarter?

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Despite Reviews suggesting otherwise, Le Girls is really an Urban club.

And yes, Le Girls is more than proud to let you know it's all about the thug niggas. I arrived on a Monday night after reading things about Le Girls. I'd read that it was mostly…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time at Paradise - not exactly a paradise but not bad either

I'm familiar with the COI scene but have never been to Paradise until now. I went on a Sunday night around 11 and parked in a kinda sketchy parking lot in front. The lighting is…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Checking out Kittens on the weekend

It's been a while since hitting up Kittens so I wanted to see what the weekend evening was like and if there are any interesting girls to see. I wasn't looking for anything extra special…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

More Intel on the New $25 Dances and Champagne Room

This review is from a second visit that I made to Scarlett’s on Monday night. I had posted earlier about my visit on Sunday (the previous night), and reported about Scarlett’s new $25 dances.…

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Bull Shit Commercials

Most people have heard or read that humans share 99% of their chromosomes with chimpanzees. No one seems to understand this better than the folks on Madison Avenue. Advertisers constantly take advantage of our chimp-like idiocy. When I watch TV…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Another round at PC

First, I will start out with the requirements. The players club is located north east of Baltimore. Basically, right off of Route 40 between 895 and 95. It is located in an industrial area, which…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Trapped in the closet, Venus edition.

This place hasn't been reviewed in along while, so let's give it a go. Your Hero had went and gotten himself worked up at the good ole Oasis. Rather than pay the Brazilian hand aficionados…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Enjoyable Wednesday Evening

Stopped in on a Wednesday late afternoon/early evening. The crowd was light, myself and probably 8 or so other customers. There 7 or 8 dancers on shift. Each dancer was performing a 2 song set…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Shut down again

yeah, I'm pretty sure this place is shut down once again, at least what some of my customers have said

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sunday Afternoon

Came here on a Sunday around 3PM. Parking lot was somewhat full but there are plenty of spots to park off the street. Entrance is somewhat protected from the street so there's no real worry…

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Dealing with a time limit...

So lately I have been branching out to a few other clubs. These new clubs have fixed 15/30/60 minute VIP options which are a totally new thing for me. A couple of the clubs the managers are awesome and either…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Fun in the afternoon

I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon after calling ahead to see who was working. $19 cover, free soda to drink. 5 girls working, I just talked to 2 of them before deciding…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Return from hiatus

I pulled up around 4:30 on a Saturday and the parking lot wad packed and thru were already charging $20 for valet. I then looked up and saw a short line at the door, like…

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Article Publishing idea

Put minnow and clubber in charge of determining whether they get published. Yay or nay?

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OT: Rate the slim-and-busty

Me likes - how bout you: https://66.media.tumblr.com/6c563fc4b8886eab4103127274a241e4/db8689815cef8d6a-d5/s1280x1920/ea0dbfeab0a13981302181b2d22c9987dc942319.jpg

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I Didn't Find My Lack of Spanish to be an Issue...

Arrived around noon on a Friday. I was worried about arriving this close to opening--I think they open at 11:30am, so waiting in the parking lot (which was fairly empty) a little until I…

Kongo Klub

Mitchell, South Dakota

No one to interupt my party.

This visit felt like an end of the world movie. There were five dancers and two customers. 10 or 12 years ago the place was packed, this time I had almost full control of the…

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How much would you pay for a blowjob from this girl

She made over $100k on Instagram doing tongue tricks https://thechive.com/2019/09/16/instagram-model-makes-100k-a-year-because-of-her-unique-tongue-action-6-photos/ Link to her instagram in in the link

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Mostly Hot Girls. Low Mileage Dances Downstairs. Mileage Higher Upstairs But So Are Prices.

AREA, PARKING AND COVER Half block from 405 Freeway in West LA just south of Westwood. No club parking lot-valet in front has room for 3-4 cars. Parking on street has been fine – looks sketchy…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Lust after a year of membership and weekly visits

I obviously like this club as I have a VIP membership and visit weekly, usually on Friday and Saturday nights. Not much has changed. They still wear pasties and have pretty strict rules on what…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Great bed dance

The location is so so and the place is easy to miss, but it was definitely a good time. The guy at the front desk let me in without a cover charge. I…

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“Wars are caused by one country's wish to take control of another country's weal

“There is almost always an economic motive underlying most conflicts, even if the stated aim of the war is presented to the public as something more noble.” Title says it all.

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Consistently Enjoyable

This is a combined review from 3 weekday afternoon visits in the last 3 weeks. Beginning with my first visit 3 weeks ago, the club experience improved significantly from what I’d experienced for the prior 6…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Bachelor party visit

Was in town for a bachelor party with a group of friends. We had one local acquaintance who recommended this place, but we also asked around for recommendations at the various bars we went…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Ok Visit

I stopped by Saturday around 2 PM, not too many dancers were there, only like 3 or 4: 1. Autumn the bartender was also dancing, so I got 2 dances from her , she was good…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

A Bright Spot In An Otherwise Dismal Portland Visit

Never been a big fan of Portland clubs. Everyone talks about how the city has so many. But, it pretty much just spreads an already limited talent pool even thinner. We were driving through town…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It’s a typical Tuesday afternoon at this place

Tuesday is $10 dance day. I have never had a ten dollar dance but have been told at both Boggies and Henry’s North that if you try to get a ten dollar dance it will…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Saturday night visit

I decided to make the ~45 minute drive from Chicago to Gary to visit temptations on Saturday evening. It was my first time visiting this place in a few years. I arrived just…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Toronto newb

This was my first venture into a strip club in Toronto, so I went in with excitement. I didn't know how it would compare to clubs in the US. I'll get some of…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Sunday night at pts

It was my firts visit at the PT's. I went on sunday night aroud 8pm. The girl at the door asked $20 for main room or $55 for VIP. I paid $20 the vip fee…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This Club Rarely Disappoints

It's been a while for me since I was at BDD. But the afternoon fell apart and I decided to kill time in the largest topless club in Dallas. There are so many women working in…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

More mileage than I was expecting

I usually go in here when in Denver just for the sights and a couple of drinks, tip at the stage and leave with most of my money. They have 5 small circular stages and…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Interesting spot

So I went to check out this club on a Friday evening, I’ve heard about their legs and eggs but have never attended. Friday around 7ish is where I find most clubs are pretty slow…

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Favorite Concert Evah

Title says it all. When was your favorite concert? Where was it? Who was it? Why was it? Example: 1977/Boston Garden/Pink Floyd/ In 1977 Pink Floyd toured "animals", floating pig and all. At that time they were…

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Poll: Do you turn the music down when driving through the hood

I recently found my self in Chicago’s rough and tumble south side. I knew shit was real despite that I had some urban music blasting,(to be specific it was “Seal-Kiss from a Rose”) windows rolled down. I come up to…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Best club i have hit in Pinellas!

I am not a huge fan of many of the clubs in tampa and pinellas because you cant drink. But this one you can and they are topless with no pasties. Great atmosphere and super…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

When the moon hits your thigh, like a Cuban pizza pie

While the visit to Foxy's started with the same banal sort of awkward ritz you'd expect for a strip club outside of a strip mall on the suburban side of North Austin, Luna was unforgettable,…

Club GQ

Lake Ozark, Missouri

You have to check this place out

Made another visit while down from St Louis with friends, and had an even better time that the previous. Same layout, pay $10 in the foyer and then once you walk in, the bar is…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Fun time

Hadn't seen much posted about the place in a while so decided to stop by and see what's up mid afternoon on a Wednesday. Five to ten ladies working with three being mediocre looking…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Always clarify dance prices before you start

Went to Pandoras on Saturday night. Found a parking spot in the back, and wandered to the front door. The door guy told me $20, so I handed him a twenty and headed…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Sunday Funday

Reading a few of the prior reviews there seems to be a lot of price confusion. House fee for 15 minute CR is $40; basic dancer fee is $100.00; tipping is not my business,…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Fun, cool, older milfs

I checked this place out during the afternoon because I heard it was more relaxed than the evenings. There were 5 dancers there, and one was actually tending bar. Maybe 7-8 customers. It’s…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Worth the hype!

Was in town for a few days and read a ton of great reviews on here about the all nude main area, so this was definitely a top target on my list of places to…

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Big Al's

How long has Big Al's in Peoria Ill been nude? I was there 10 or 12 years and I do not remember it being nude. Getting old?

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Ok visit, trending up?

Typical Jens visit. Went a couple of fridays back. The club has been reviewed on how it looks on the inside so won’t go into detail. Was actually pretty busy when I entered. Grabbed one of…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Glad to have checked it out but not my place

Visited mid-evening on Sunday. This is pretty much the only club in the area so if in the mood there aren't other choices. Gave it a shot with low expectations, especially for a Sunday night which…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

The Big 3

It's been awhile since I've been to Rick's. I'm pretty much always a day guy and have been going to the other 2 close by places just because of the mileage. On this…

The Dome in Kent

Kent, Ohio

No longer a strip club

This is no longer a gentleman’s club. They have changed into a live music bar/venue. They have tried move away from the strip club, but give them a try for live music.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

another solid visit at the PO

was back in town for a short visit, and just had to stop in, as it is usually a good time. as has been reviewed before, when you walk in the stage is somewhat…

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Seeking slender/athletic blonde stripper in OC

Any recommendations on a white slender to athletic built blonde stripper in Orange County, Ca?

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Solid Afternoon Visit

First time back to this club in awhile and hit for an afternoon visit. Always find it to be a safe and comfortable setup with one circular bar and two stages with dancers doing…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Been awhile

Stopped by late Sunday afternoon to see some skin and some football. Parking lot was less than half full. No bouncer check in so just parked myself at the bar by a big screen. 9 girls…

Beef Baron

London, Ontario

Good Times

This is a review from a few weeks ago, had to be in the area on some business and so I stopped by. Let's just say I had not been here in a long…

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Huge breasts in Brooklyn?

Newbie here. Looks like a really cool community so shout out to everyone here. Was talking to my wife last night and she's dying for me to take her to a strip joint but she was adamant about…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Easy Breezy Like The Beach

Stopped in on a Friday late afternoon. Was quickly approached by a MILF-y Latina. Eventually got some dances from her. They were ok enough, I guess, not the mileage I’ve experienced before here but not…

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Neighbor with no bra.......

I am retired with two pensions and now work for my wife’s uncle in agriculture. My wife and I travel in our RV and usually stay on different farms or other non-camp ground locations. We have spent the summer in…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Classic upscale strip club

Was in Baltimore for business, and after a lot of research on TUSCL, decided to skip the "block" clubs to got to a safer, classier establishment. The club is you typical upscale club, with a…

Tijuana

HK next week

Wish I could have made it out there to hang with ya'll this past weekend - looks like I'll be there Mon and part of Tue next week. Ready for some fun with my new CF BG.

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Never dissapoints

I was in the area for work again and had to stop. Located on a main road in somewhat of an industrial area. I stopped in early afternoon and there was ample parking. I parked…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

decent time -- maybe "pure bronze" is more appropriate.

Showed up at Pure Gold after last call at another establishment on a Wednesday night. It's a pretty weird location, kind of attached to a gas station. The interior is pretty nice, no smoke (at…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Too much fun.

As many others have described Geisha is an old house. It’s a little weird that there’s a daycare that shares the parking lot. There’s ample parking room though. Entering you get buzzed in the front…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Relaxed atmosphere, clean and attractive girls, bit pricey

I have been to this club a few times in the past. It is tucked away in a small neighborhood. It has private parking and easy to get to from the highway. It is a…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Trying to be upscale, but not quite making it.

Second stop of the Peoria tour. The club is actually in a separate nearby city, but easy to find with your GPS. Cover was $10 and a bottle of water was $4. My first impression…

Dixie Rose Country Rock Cabaret

Peoria, Illinois

Not worth the time.

Third stop on the Peoria tour and definitely didn’t save the best for last. Club is in an industrial area, with limited parking in front of the club. Several bikes were at the curb when…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Why so crowded

I showed up to this place after 11pm. I thought I'd just chill here before going home, but it was hard to get a seat. This is the 2nd wknd I popped in here and…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

First time at the new Sapphire/old FD location!

I decided to visit the "new" sapphire at the old FlashDancer's location, just to check it out. Cover was $20, I got in and found the club was surprisingly empty in terms of numbers of other…

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What Happens When We Die?

Nobody really knows for sure what happens when we die. I haven’t died yet but my lack of personal experience with death is not about to stop me from having a theory about it. I’m prepared to wager dollars…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!! THE $25 ROOMS ARE BACK!!!

The title says it all. HOLY MOLY! THE $25 ROOMS ARE BACK! I went on Sunday Sept 15 around 6:30 p.m. Normally, Scarlett’s opens at 5 p.m. on Sunday, but since it’s…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Big club, fun dancers

Went by on a Friday night. First stop on a Peoria tour. Cover was $7. Walked in and was surprised at the size of the club. High ceilings and had somewhat of a Vegas feel,…

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Who'd You Rather: Akira Lane vs. Shannon Tweed

It's back to the B-movie bracket with the queen of B-movies in the 80's and 90's versus a still-active starlet who should check off a lot of boxes if you are into asian women. Here we go. --- B-Movie Bracket: Akira…

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OT: R.I.P. Ric Ocasek

Ric Ocasek, The Cars’ lead singer, found dead https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/16/ric-ocasek-the-cars-lead-singer-found-dead.html

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Please stay y'all ass at home

Stopped by to have a beer and catch the end of the Cubs game. Parking lot was full but only a couple of girls inside. Grabbed a bud light and a shot of Jack and…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great club!

I went in mid August, Mon, Tues, Wed, & Thurs between 9pm-1am. I'm usually here annually for business. Overall, i have a great time. The girls are mostly good looking. Everyone has their tastes but…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Still One of The Best

Club Desire is one of the nicer clubs in Providence. There is free parking and in the evenings they will do valet for free, too. Inside is quite dark/dim. There are two square bars which…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

OK visit, could be better.

OK, so saturday evening I was in the area with time to kill, so I decided to swing by and check out the talent. I was there around 6:15-6:30 and the big woman at the…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

A quick stop turned longer than expected

It has been a little while since my last visit. I was on my way to Lafayette and decided to spend a few moments which turned into a couple of hours. This is…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Saturday night selection

Decided to make a stop in at this club around 10 pm on a Saturday. Parking lot was pretty packed (free self park on a gravel lot). 10$ entry fee. It was pretty crowded inside…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Bachelor Party Fun

TL;DR: Came here with bachelor party. Very good time had by all. Nothing otherworldly though. Kinda feels like going to the McDonald's of strip clubs. Maybe a bit better. Would return though. I came here with…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Always gets the job done

Just by going off of reviews from this website, this is the only place in jersey that I trust to give me what I want. I know im going to be able to touch some…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Decent value with awkward seating. Great place when there are feature performers.

Came here on a Saturday. It's a theater layout so seating is sometimes awkward as everyone is in rows facing the stage and it makes it hard for the dancers to come to you…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not a club ad!

So originally I had planned to come here on Friday and then hit 1 or 2 other clubs on Saturday, however I had way too much fun here on Friday that I had to come…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Slow night but will go again

So, was in town for a quick business trip & stopped by this place to try something new. My go to spots in Lexington are Platinum Dolls or Spearmint but had heard good things…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

The good times didn't really roll

So went as took a break on our casino trip to check out the local entertainment. It's a bit of a bike from the MGM over to the not exactly thriving area where the strip…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Nice facilities, pretty bartenders, and that's it.

I don't know what's happening with Pasco county strip clubs, but this is the third club I'm reviewing which was an absolute disaster last night. Icon is the last club I pass on my way…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Another dead Pasco club

This is almost a clone of my Brass Flamingo review. I hit Allure twice in three weekends. The time before last I arrived at just before 8pm to avoid cover. When I entered, I was…

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OT: Attack on Saudi Oil fields scant attention from the media

The recent attacks on the Saudi Oil fields by Iran supposedly seems to be getting scant attention from the media. Anybody sense this? One of the reasons the US dollar is the world's currency is because we are expected…

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Question for all my Chicago people

Question for all Chicago people, Do you know of any bikini/lingerie bars near 5800 N. Lincoln Ave in Chicago? I passed by place about 8 months ago and I tried to find it over the weekend with no success. It…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still figuring this place out...

... and I’m not sure how to seal the deal, so to speak. First time I was there was early on a Saturday. Got a few dances downstairs, nothin seemed to be happening upstairs. About half the girls were very…

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Dancers who can stay in one place.

Kind of a spin off of the other thread of commuting. And asking the opposite type of question. By “stay in one place”, I mean work in one club, and work the same shifts at the same time and days?…

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2019 ULTIMATE REVIEW GUIDE: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO GET A FIRST TIME GO!!

I thought about making a an article but I know it couldn’t wait. The masses need it now. Tips and Tricks you need to get your review through. Drum roll please. Alright 3,2,1 here we go.... Wait until minnow and Clubber…

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advice to a younger you?

Heres a fun one for a sunday. saw a post on another site about this and was curious to your all's thoughts. If you could (knowing what you know now) give yourself (younger you) advice what would it be. Can…

Tijuana

If you don't have a room, is there a public place to poop in Zona Norte?

I don't remember the HK bathrooms having stalls or even sit-down toilets to use.

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What happened to Temps in Passaic, NJ?

Just saw the club listed as closed, and saw a For Rent sign on the front today, but people moving in/out the door with furniture. Couldn't tell if they were moving in or out. Anyone know the

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Breaking down the facts....

Hello everyone I'm new to this site. I've been wondering a few things maybe someone will answer for me. I'm looking for HONEST answers only please. When it comes to private dances how far do you go? Now I…

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Shit talk thread

Talk as much shit as you can. Have fun boys and girls!

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Buying Some of the Hof NV Empire?

How would people feel if Deja Vu were to buy some of Dennis Hof's empire of Nevada Legal Brothels? First of all, I have zero knowledge that this is on the table. But it is an obvious line of speculation. Let…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

CWs is now a membership club

Once upon a time, any normal person could just walk in and have a decent time. Being in a wheelchair they used to have to let me in but it seems like about 2016 it became membership only.

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misterwonderful in phx.

i’m visiting some family. and thinking of hitting a club or two tonight. probably sugar44 and hiliter. or maybe christie’s might be better? might do a entry level lap dance. :) then tomorrow afternoon drive to tj.

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Hypocrisy

Democrats are OUTRAGED by gerrymandering. It is TERRIBLE to gerrymander. DEMOCRATS never gerrymander. Gerrymandering is a word named for an actual human being who created gerrymandering. Former Democratic party Governor of Massachusetts, Elbridge Gerry. How do…

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Triton vs Vortec

What say you?

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Added 10 plus new picks

Go look and see what I've beeen up2.. Feel free to comment below on your favorite one

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Nice to have a local girl i can trust when i dont feel like traveling

Tell you what its nice to have a go to girl in a club near home i can titty fuck when i don't care to take long trips to better clubs.

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OT: For South Florida TUSCLers Who Like Football (or anyone who's here)

Figured this would be easier than PMing everyone...I know this is last minute, but I have an extra ticket to the Canes game today at 4 against Bethune-Cookman. If anyone's interested, let me know. Thanks.

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Doubles and More in TJ??

For all of the reviews at Hong Kong, Adelitas, et. al., there is almost never a mention of taking two (or more) girls arriba. Based upon the cost there, it would seem like something many would want to try,…

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Chance Encounters

I traveled the world on business trips since before some of you mongers were born. All that world travel was not as glamorous as some people think. There was lots of jet lag, food poisoning in third world countries, lost…

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Lol @ men who cheat on their wives by going to strip club & attribute "lack of f

1) i do believe that a "broken family" is a commom characteristic among families living at or below the poverty line. (Logic lesson: "a common characteristic" does not equate to a cause ..lmao correlation certainly does not equal causation) 2)…

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Porn maker makes bid to name the Miami Heat arena.

A Miami-based adult-content website said Thursday it had made a $10 million bid for the naming rights to American Airlines Arena, the home of the Miami Heat NBA franchise. BangBros.com said on Twitter it submitted its bid to rename the venue…

Passion Cabaret (was Secrets)

Houston, Texas

Open

Secrets is open again with extras available.

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Pussy Crushing Time

Alright you cowardly maggots, it’s Friday the 13th. A bunch of ladies are going to be superstitious and it’s the night to find some pussy to crush! Be PC like me, be a champion of women, be respectful.…

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OT: Not surprising I guess

Bottles of Cristal and steak dinners mark UAW corruption probe as prosecutors detail lavish use of union funds Kinda a long article so I'll just post some excerpts here: The (UAW) official was allegedly in Palm Springs, California early for the UAW’s…

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What’s the coolest street you’ve been to?

Recently I’ve been to a lot of Famous streets 6th Street, Austin, Bourbon in New Orleans, Beale in Memphis, Broadway in Nashville, Michigan in Chicago and it got me thinking what people’s favorite one is. For me I would say my…

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I makin it to da big tyme now 😁

You kno you made it big when others want to mock you. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68630 ^^^ proof I made it big tyme Whoever did dis is genius. Use some smaller words doh. Dey never gonna believe it is me. I am not duh brightest…

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I saw Hustlers last night .

Sugar babe wanted to see Hustlers, the movie last night. https://www.fandango.com/hustlers-218764/movie-overview It's actually a better movie that I thought it would be. Damn, Jennifer Lopez looks good for her age. I won't spoil the movie, but was…

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Coming out of the closet.

I am a coprophiloac. I like being cucked. I’m here for all you manly men. Nicespice refuses to defecate in my mouth, and I’m sad.

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havent been on in a while

hey pervs havent been on this site in forever. hit me up and let me know what ya wanna chat about! looking to get back in the swing of things!!!

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How far will dancers commute on a daily basis to work at a club?

The infamous Griffin girls drive 50+ miles to work at Follies. My ATF drove 55 miles from Aiken SC to Columbia SC. I have know some dancers that have driven farther but they stayed overnight.

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Pranking My Wives

Mrs. Hornibastard #2 was the very prim and proper, conservative WASP type. Why she ever agreed to marry an incorrigible reprobate like me is a mystery. She must have been desperate. But I thought her conservative, proper WASP ways made…

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Portland?

Anything worth checking out in Portland? Haven't been to any sc's there before

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What hours is Hong Kong open?

Are they 24 hours yet?

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Who'd You Rather: Karla Kensington vs. Brooklyn Lee

The Model Bracket is where the lesser-known women have been doing battle, and this might be a matchup of two of the least known overall. Both had relatively short careers with their clothes off. However, both were damn hot in…

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Would you pay more potato saled with pickles, or without?

As long as we discussing stupid, race baiting questions and posts, I want to wrestle with this critically important question: Do you prefer your potato salad to have chopped pickles or no chopped pickles. If you go into a…

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Anyone know any good dick jokes?

Dicks please!

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What is the difference between me and a rooster?

What is the difference between me and a rooster? A rooster goes cocka doodle doo! Cocka doodle doo! I go Any cock will doo! Any cock will doo!

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Penthouse club in Detroit is finished

WXYZ TV in Detroit is reporting the city is going to shut the PHC down for at least a year due to ongoing prostitution in the club. I know for a fact that Alan the owner has had his clubs…

Tijuana

HK this weekend

I'm in the got damn place till Monday. Anybody else here come fuck witcha boy!!! PM me or some shit. Thursday afternoon is busier than I thought it would be.

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PH Detroit might be done for

https://www.wxyz.com/news/region/detroit/detroit-strip-club-facing-possible-closure-after-accusations-of-soliciting-prostitution Wow that's all I got

18 Years Away: My Strip Club Experience then and now.

My first trip to a strip club was in 1994. It was Wacko's in Jacksonville, FL. I had no idea what to expect and I brought $50 with me. "Lapdances" were $5, and contact was minimal, but I fell in love with a new hobby. Before long, I became a regular of the club and also spent time checking out other clubs in Jax. I frequented a few, but almost always came back to Wacko's eventually. Gold Club in the 90's was a revelation for me. I hadn't yet experienced Tampa, and the nude clubs in Jax were strictly no-touch (or at least that was my experience at the time.) Gold Club stood out…

Spearmint Rhino pays Strippers in California

I am a long-time fan of the spearmint rhino clubs in the Los Angeles area. being in California the law changed at the beginning of 2019. basically (as I have heard it) the dancers now need to be employees of the club. now this is strictly my opinion and not based on absolute fact that I am not privy too. in my visits and my reading of reviews and articles on tuscl and other websites some other clubs and brands are handling it in different ways than what I understand spearmint rhino is doing it. A couple of the dancers have told me that they now have to meet a quota before…

Quick Tip: How to Save Time Writing a Club Review

The vast majority of review down-votes are in the "not enough details" category. Yet the vast majority of reviewer complaints are "I don't want to rehash stuff I've posted before." Both complaints are valid.  Here's my fix...  For a club that you visit repeatedly, write the 'evergreen' details into a text file that you save to your phone or computer (or both). Club information on layout, parking, neighborhood, overall vibe/feel, etc., rarely changes.  Even more changeable data, like pricing information, can be put in boilerplate text, and if prices change you're just updating numbers and not rewriting from scratch. Once you have your evergreen boilerplate copy written, you just copy/paste it into your new review with original details about *that* particular visit. If you look…

Send Me Back -- My First Strip Club Visit

My first strip club experience was in Minneapolis (Seville I think) for a friends bachelor party. He was part of a fraternity and they had him go on stage for one of the “domination” shows, which frankly, was horrifying to watch. They tied him up and stomped on his nuts while the DJ encouraged us to “throw money on the stage to keep it going”. I would have done anything to make it stop except I was wasted and broke. Just getting done with a degree I was low on funds and had spent pretty much everything I had brought with at the bars already. A couple dancers came around to see if I wanted dances or company, but I…

First experience with a strip club

My first visit to a strip club was not even a planned one. I came to the St. Louis area to meet few friends and it was a normal workday. We decided to eat outside to 5 of us sat in one hatchback and went to a middle-eastern restaurant for dinner. After dinner, we went to watch a movie in the area. After watching the movie, one of my friends said that since all of us are at the same place after a long time, we should visit the famous Larry Flynt's Hustler club in E. St. Louis. We all agreed and went there. When we entered the club, there were very few people, as I mentioned it was a weekday.…

My first Strip Club Experience

I saw another 'first club experience' so I thought I'd give mine a go. Club: Lou Turks right outside Philly, year 1981. I believe it was the summer I first graduated high school. I had heard older guys talk, mostly joke about this club and guys 'eating pussy' and giving dollars to the girls. This place was also known to have a lot of bikers who frequented it and it is in an industrial part of town, not much else to go down there for. Well after getting pretty drunk on beers which we did every weekend, at about 10 pm our group had whittled down to just me and another guy. " Let's go to Lou…

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Do you offer less money to black girls to do the same things that other girls do

Like if you were willing to pay $300 but knew that she would accept less, would it sit right with you to offer a lesser amount?

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You Don’t Really Exist!

I know you think you exist but if you will give me your attention for a few minutes, I will persuade you that your existence isn’t quite what you always thought it was.     This won’t take long.   Some people dive into arguments…

Gold Diggers

Fresno, California

Changing to full nude

Club is changing over to Full Nude 18 and over with NO alcohol served starting Friday 13th.

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Christie’s Phoenix

There was a comment on TUSCL that the Phoenix location was hiring and would open soon. Apparently, that’s what their sign says as well. Of course, there have been rumors about CP reopening for years, but this one seems more justified. Can…

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No can do at the Can Can Room Las Vegas.

The Can Can Room’s landlord has sued the owner of the Las Vegas strip club, alleging he runs an “illegal brothel” there. The Siegel Group, new owner of the building that houses the Can Can Room, levied numerous allegations in court…

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First time at Follies

Will be heading to Follies for the first time two weeks from this Friday. Very excited based on discussions and reviews here on tuscl. Going solo. My flight gets in at 645pm and I might just go straight there.…

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$350k per yr not enough???

I didn't know you fellas in the $300k+ club had it so rough. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-budget-shows-how-a-350000-salary-barely-qualifies-as-middle-class-2019-09-11?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

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French company liable after employee dies during sex on business trip

https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiLmh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmJiYy5jb20vbmV3cy93b3JsZC1ldXJvcGUtNDk2NjIxMzTSATJodHRwczovL3d3dy5iYmMuY29tL25ld3MvYW1wL3dvcmxkLWV1cm9wZS00OTY2MjEzNA?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen “The provider defended its position by insisting that sexual activity was normal, "like taking a shower or a meal".”

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Anyone ever use Desi Dahls?

Any good?

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OT: T. Boone Pickens, the ‘Oracle of Oil,’ corporate raider and billionaire phil

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/11/t-boone-pickens-oracle-of-oil-and-corporate-raider-dies-at-91.html

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is skibum’s real name fred?

My uncle fredthecrab was boiled when he was young. He escaped but was never quite the same. How many of you think freely learned to ski and started posting here? It would explain a lot! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Dancer migration

Does anyone have any intel as to why all the dancers left? I understand that turnover is high in this profession, but every girl from a few months ago is gone.

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Stripper tricked out of 1.6 million

Not always the sharpest knives in the drawer. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Psychic-gets-federal-prison-time-after-14425923.php The victim paid the defendant with student loans and other loan money as well as cash she earned as a stripper, gift cards, clothing, a leased automobile and money she borrowed from friends…

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Works Once in a Blue Moon!

Some people believe some pretty weird and outrageous shit. Not you and me, of course, but SOME people do. But you and I both know some of these people who believe truly weird shit. Some believe the Earth is flat. Some believe the…

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robot dancers in France

So this is interesting--robot dancers at a French club. Who's going who can post a review? I wonder if any extras are available! ;) https://news.sky.com/story/robot-pole-dancers-to-debut-at-french-nightclub-11799391

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Smart Talk

Today I am feeling really smart after the WILLYGOTAWOMAN thread. Help me out. Give me some smart talk talking points for when I talking to smart people. I want to be able to talk better to smart dancers