Regional Accents

Me personally definitely still sound like I’m NYC. been mutteled from being down south and out west for a few years. And I do talk a little ghetto at times which I’m a little ashamed of but there’s just a lot of slang in this area and it’s just sticks.

That being said I love a girl with a southern belle accent. Very nice. I dont want to offend my Midwest buddies on here but that accent gets rough. It’s just very nasally and it just annoys me. Not everyone but hyyyyaaaave and tyyyaaco just please stop.

Like a girl with a Brooklyn accent just is sexy as hell. Too Heavy Boston or New York accent is very annoying. But just enough is outstanding. People overdo that shit though.

Good luck finding a stripper with a Texas accent in Texas. It’s just kind of rare it seems, really way more diverse than I thought it was. That being said I like it if I do find it.

Valley girl doesn’t bother me.

However a hot girl is never gonna win me over or lose with me with how she talks. Some people differ on that though I’ve noticed.

Another annoying one can be that south jersey/Philly/Baltimore/Virginia sound. Not always but same thing like NYC/Boston some people just air it the fuck out.

Yeah dude philly accent can be pretty brutal lol Can be a bonerkiller but can also be cute if the girls hot and its not over the top. Havent been beyond the eastern seaboard too much but i like the new orleans accent, southern in general is pleasant but new orleans is just a little funkier.
Favorite accents are colombian or italian though, make you fall in love real quick.

"south jersey/Philly/Baltimore/Virginia sound."

Is this a list? Those accents sound nothing alike.

The French accent of the French-Canadian dancers at Jason's strip club in Windsor, Canada, was so sexy. But Jason's is long gone.

A little reverse on your thread, in that I have a wicked MA/RI accent and I was in New Orleans and I don’t remember the context but I used the word quart. The gal I was with (from Shreveport) said, “ Would y’all say the word quat again? I love how you say it and I’ll put yow lil dick in ma mouth again jus to hear you say it agin.”

A buddy of mine with a thick-as-dirt Rhode Island accent went to Montana on vacation. He was asked repeatedly if he was from somewhere in Europe.

Most regional US accents do nothing positive or negative for me. Foreign accents are a bit different. I'm partial to a French or Russian accent.

I met a dancer once who had a thick East End of London accent. She was like a character from a Guy Ritchie movie. She was fun to talk to and brilliant in VIP.

^Yup. For some reason those Southern girls really seem to like the Beantown accent. I had to learn to shave it a long time ago in order to do business nationally, but I can slip right back into it when I'm clubbing in certain regions. It seems to triggers in some girls a desire to be treated like the bad girls that they are. 😉

Sorry CMI - was responding to Gawker.

No worries. I ninja'd you.

I find redeeming qualities in Women from all parts of the U.S. Can convince myself that any accent is sexy.

—>”Good luck finding a stripper with a Texas accent in Texas.”

Yeah, I think Texas accents are not a thing if from any of the cities. I have taken to lying about where I’m from when in Minnesota and Oregon because I’m so sick of hearing “but you *don’t have* an accent.” Plus it’s probably a good reason to lie for safety reasons anyways

I have a Texas accent. On my regular job , currently a billing specialist for Spectrum, people ask me all the time about it. I turn it on heavier if I have to deliver bad news or de-escalate the call. Guys love it.

"Yeah, I think Texas accents are not a thing if from any of the cities. I have taken to lying about where I’m from when in Minnesota and Oregon because I’m so sick of hearing “but you *don’t have* an accent.” Plus it’s probably a good reason to lie for safety reasons anyways"

^ @nicespice for the reason Amelia Smith just posted a Southern accent from an Asian woman might be unique enough for guys to fall for. Along the same lines you might want to to develop a broken English accent and say things like, "Me so horny. Me love you long time." It might get those passive-aggressive Portlanders that dick around to belly up. 😝

I can't detect Midwestern accents (at least in the sense that if I hear a native Midwesterner speak I can't say "oh yeah that guy is from the Midwest)" - I like Southern and SoCal accents - don't like heavy Boston nor NYC accents - like British sounding accents including Jamaican and other former British colonies.

Hate the way Cubans speak Spanish - it's kinda abrasive /aggressive analogous to Boston/NYC accent.

And although not an accent - CAN'T STAND when a low-class white-person tries to talk black.

Around Atlanta southern accents are disappearing. Seems like everybody here came from some where else. I know many dancers at Follies that were born here and have no accents. Y'all seems to be used all over the U.S.

I also find it annoying/overly-pretentious when I hear Lexus car-commercials and the announcer it's often if not always someone w/ a British accent (it's not a damn British car) - they also often use British accents for financial company commercials - I guess they are trying to say "hey look how sophisticated we are"

Papi - You have a Hispanic accent. Do I have a SoCal accent? Nobody has ever said that I do.

I absolutely cannot resist a sweet, southern accent. Louisville clubs’ girls all seem to have one, and it drives me wild.

They say I have a distinct Chicago accent and some of the seem to find that attractive. They all want to hear stories about the big city.

@shadow

I don't detect an accent on you - I'm not sure if there is actually a SoCal accent - I guess it's more certain SoCal people being very easy-going and laidback and it kinda reflects in how they talk (the tone, etc)

===> "I can't detect Midwestern accents (at least in the sense that if I hear a native Midwesterner speak I can't say "oh yeah that guy is from the Midwest)""

The pitchy Upper Midwest accent, usually found in states like MN and WI, is very distinctive.

Besides the new york and boston accent, that weird Philly suburbs accent is the ccx worst on chicks, with Baltimore right behind it.

Minnesota accent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8F5g0qR…

In high school on a trip we met a bunch of girls from Michigan they were pretty good looking but that Michigan accent and then pointing to where they where from on their hand was awful.

jackslash - I use to have relatives in Minneapolis, Fargo and the rest of ND and the actors is "Fargo" got the accents down pat.

Well dyont cha kneoww, fella come over to me in the baar just yesterday -streange lookin little fella- askin “jeez im goin crazy down by that lake, where can a fella get some action around here?” I said to em “well what kinda action do ya mean?” He geoes - strange little fella - “what the fuck kinda action do ya think i mean!?! Lady action!”

I like the southern girl accent and look. Not super deep southern accent but a mild-moderate one is pretty kawaii.

We should be funding government programs to help girls reach squeakier and higher pitched voices. The national debt can obviously wait.

I don't have a recognizable accent, even after spending 23 years in Pittsburgh.

Now, I've got to make a trek to Hunt Iggle for some Irons, get my place red up for the big party and hit the 7-11 near where the Isaly's ice Cream place used to be...

For whoever was asking about Texas accents, I used to hear them on my various trips to clubs in Kansas. I'd also hear them back in the clubs I used to visit when I lived in Omaha. At one of my old favorite clubs, there was one girl I always bought dances from who had a Texas accent. Not sure why they left Texas.

Imagine some hot young 22 year old girl saying "I'm gonna fuck you to sleep tonight" in that MN accent. Just sayin. 😉

Like these gals Rick?

https://youtu.be/t8F5g0qRSwc

Hell no ime - much hotter. But the accent was on more or less on point.

I think a southern accent is sexy af. I would agree with @nicespice comments about accents not being the same in the cities in Texas. The first time I went to Houston about 10 years ago this surprised me. I also noticed this in Dallas as well that there were not as many Texas accents as I thought there would be. I noticed this in Tennessee also. In the cities there the accent is not as strong as smaller towns, but more prevalent than in Texas cities. Maybe this is due to outside influence???

Only way I'm talking to a girl with a heavy southern accent is if I'm sober, and am in a dense metropolitan area. Then I'm fucking her in a hotel. Cant trust those Dixie chicks not to lure my ass into getting beheaded by a pillow man.

Also, as a nyer, I dont really understand what's the big deal with my Northeast accent? Sounds the most average in the country to me.