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Trolls are scum! A public service announcement from the ricks

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

My buddy rickdugan, the smartest hairless ape on the planet, has made his disdain for trolls many times. However, it is important to distinguish between insanos, idiots, and the genuine trolls.

A true troll is often (but not always) a female zebra that posts on the internet with the sole intention of stirring the pot. Both insanos and idiots may appear to be trolling, but they aren’t. For example:

San Jose Ape is an insano. He sometimes appears to give the ricks proper respect. I think this is when his meds have kicked in. Pity the San Jose Ape for he cannot help himself.

Skifredo is both an idiot and an insano. He is actually a crab that was captured and placed in a boiling pot. However, he escaped. While that might seem like a badass thing to do, the exposure to heat caused brain damage. Now he believes himself to be a lawyer. You can tell this is a delusion because a normal person would present their delusional lawyer character as successful. Skifredo believes himself to be a lawyer that attended the worst law school in the US that brags about billing poor clients for time he spends fucking around on the internet. Sad!

You can extrapolate from here. Back to your regularly scheduled posting about whores. ROAR!