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Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Taste of Cherry

I have been going on and off to Synn for a while and there are a few gems that I have met along the way. Cherry is one of the newest ones that I have…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Another trip, another great time

Another trip Entrance fee: There is none, but you must tip the bouncer. Depending on what bouncer is there, they will be happy with 3 dollars or some would expect you to pay 5. Could also ask…

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Etiquette question

Watching your CF through her bedroom window. Tip or not? https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2501

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Homo Erectus

Mike Pence feels threatened by science. He recently announced his determination to have the now extinct species “Homo erectus” given a less offensive name. “I don’t believe in evolution anyway,” Pence told reporters. “Evolutionary theory is nothing more than a…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Dancer quality could improve

This was my first time here in nearly a year. This visit was on a Friday night from 9pm until around 2am. When I entered, the lot was nearly empty and there were…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Day Shift

First off, Cheaters is an all-around, a-okay strip club. Located north of US-520 on A1A, it is very easy to spot as the building is a fuschia pink/purple color with no windows. The interior is…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Bored.. In the area . It was worth a try

Got there about 10pm was trying to go to babes but for some reason it was closed.. I really hope babes is not closed for good it’s one of my faves.. Got to club wax…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

It was dead

I was in Richmond for business and decided to stop into PaperMoon on a Sunday night. I have been to the one in Springfield, VA which has always had a decent amount of talent but…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Don't go back there...there's lights back there...bright ones

Monday night football led me here while in town as it was close to my hotel and had some decent reviews previously. Valet parking was $8. No cover as it was before 9pm and I…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Lunch Break Shenanigans

So, I went to double visions with a co-worker while on lunch break around 130 p.m. it was my first time to this club, so I didn't know what to expect we got in no…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Good for a chill afternoon and good looking girls

I came here on a Saturday between 2pm to around 6pm. I'm usually like to take my time when I come into a club, usually spend the first 30min to an hour watching the girls…

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Sweet Caroline

Sports crowds at Stadia the world over sing Sweet Caroline, but what are those words that the crowds chant that are added to the lyrics? I can never make them out. Something connected to one of the teams playing at…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Expensively Average

The girls are pretty. The club is next door to a casual bar. The bar is great to grab a few drinks, get buzzed and then head into the strip club through the back entrance. Easy…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

That 1 Place

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon. No cover and two dancers working. Both dancers were white and mid-to late 30's. Not bad looking and not over weight. Dances are 10 bucks and done in a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great time

Arrived at opening time, 11:30. Pat down from a very tired door girl and a Corona to start. Did not see a girl for 15 mins but then they were in full flow, but no…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Players

Returned to Players Club, aka Wagon Wheel on a weekday night, Thurs if i remember. Parking is very easy with a lot right aside the club. Always plenty of parking. Cover is $25 with a club card. Its BYOB,…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Landing strip review

Stopped by the landing strip on Monday to watch MNF. Thought I'd give this place a try after a disappointing visit to fc on Saturday. Arrived about 930 and parked with the valet ($7 plus…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

First time to Treasure Club

I decided to visit Treasure Club when flight delayed. The club looks like a warehouse from outside but the inside is very nice. I visited in the afternoon so parking was no problem,…

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Porn

My CF and I were in a hotel today and I was having a little delay in launching ( that’s a subtle way of saying I couldn’t get it up; could not maintain an erection.) Despite the best efforts of…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Slightly new pricing at Millstream?

It's been about three months since I stopped by the Millstream, so I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. In general, most things are the same. Bottled beers were buy one get one and about…

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Fuck! I’m in Kansas again.

Too far from my favorite SC. No AMPs even Close to this area. Damnit! Rosie Palmer her we cum!

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Hit or miss....

This place is one of my regular stops on my mongering circuit. I’ve been here almost every day of the week at some point, trying to find the best night to go. The…

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Flight club dancers dayshift.

Does anyone know if a white dancer named Lemon at flight club. She works dayshift especially on Sundays and Mondays. Need all details on her. Thanks...

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Has anybody noticed how much fredo the “lawyer” that “skis” contradicts himself?

That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all damn dirty apes! But I do…

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SA .... When she says "put it in my ass"

Despite a recent encounter with a ROB and an alarming choking request , I'm back on the SA action. Another first. I rarely go for repeat dates. But one week, I made an exception. After…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Shakers was terrible Ajs was good

This place is huge compared to the clubs I’ve been to. Tried shakers and was so disappointed I decided to try this place. And boy was I glad. I’m not going to spend a ton…

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“Waitress, 20, gets married to sugar daddy, 34, who paid her $300 per date...“

“I was looking for an arrangement and a friend, but ended up meeting the love of my life.” - Aaron “If you can open your mind and open your heart it's possible to find someone anywhere - some sugar babies are…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Crappy club

Figured I would give this place a shot. It was pretty awful if you want to save the time of going through the review. It’s a dingy bar across the street from the casino. As…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Showplace always serves its purpose

Back to the showplace after having a couple drinks at another club near by always like to have a nice buzz going on when I get in here. Walk in Wednesday night around midnight . There…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Old Reliable

Been about a month since I had been to Chicas. Had a short day at work and decided to head down. Wide open parking lot (Monday, around 3:30pm), showed my ID, got the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Afternoon enjoyment

Stopped by Sins on a weekday afternoon when I was able to get away. I think it was $5 to get in and around $5 for a bottle of water. Starting going with the bottle…

Snooty Foxx

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Miss the old PT's...

Disclaimer: Years ago, this building was part of the PT's strip club chain. I visited that quite regularly, so I might make comparisons to that... I arrived around 11pm and the place was packed.…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

First time at Crazy Horse

I was in the mood to see strippers on Saturday night and really wanted to see something in its prime so I decided to go to the Crazy Horse and thought to myself that if…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

Last stop Blue Lagoon

Made a trip up to the Toronto area last week. This spring it hit some of the strip clubs and I was pretty depressed. The once great strip clubs, seemed to heading the same direction…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Lustys is still Lustys

As has been said MANY times this place is a dump, the kind of place that you wipe you shoes on the way out. The drinks are cheap (bottle of budlight is $2.50 and cold).…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Always go for the fat ugly ones

This place is terrible. First of all parking is on a major highway so u can way to your loved ones as they pass you while ur walking into what is clearly a strip club…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Fun was there for the right price.

Went to Glamour Girls on a Friday afternoon. Did not get charged a cover on the way in and found my seat somewhat away from the stage. Waitress came by…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Another visit to PM

Another visit to PM. This time on a Friday afternoon, probably around 2 or 3. Place was still crowded - no seats at the bar and probably about a dozen girls working. Beer was about…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Better than sitting in traffic

Facing an evening of slow traffic or a stop to wait it out, I opted for the stop. A repeat of the layout for those who havent read prior reviews - you need a gps…

Babydoll Go Go Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

expensive forced drinks for would be dancers ripoff place

am just going to give accounts of what happened me and my boys rolled here deep about four guys the lady at the bar was there oldish looking lady with a mean grin she proceeded…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Good value

------------------------------ Went to Beemers on a Saturday night around 11 pm. There is a $5 cover and domestic bottles of beer cost $4.50. The dancers were a mixed bag. If you like tattoos…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

6 hours, 2 shifts, overall a pretty good visit.

On 9/23 I was 1/4 mile away so I had to stop in at 4pm. 4 girls, 2 Brazilians, 1 was pretty nice looking, a Dominican with great boobs and a beautiful Russo/Rican with really…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Eh, this place is still slacking but still one of the better clubs on the Block

Stopped in recently on a Saturday night after a bit of a hiatus. Business seems to still be relatively slow (as it has been in recent months/years compared to back in the day) but the…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Waste of Time

Had some time today to waste, and that is exactly what happened, I wasted my time. I hadn't been to Dreamer Girl in quite a while, probably because my experiences there…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

So so night at CCR

Was in Crystal City for a quick, last minute business trip and ventured over to CCR after a dinner up the street at the Sports Pub, my normal Crystal City routine. Arriving at about…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Sunday Football & Hoes

I will not waste the readers time with full layout details - documented many times on tuscl. In a nutshell, small neighborhood bar - one main stage and multiple curtained/separated dance rooms to the…

Bones Rock 'n' Roll Strip Club

Scottsdale, Arizona

Hot Night in Phoenix.

Visited this venue in mid September on a Monday night. When I first walked in and sat down, the first thing I noticed was how hot the women were. Perfect. A little bit after I…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

iS is it on a Monday Night

So I stopped by on a Monday night because they still have the best deal around - $10 per dance for full length songs. I got approached by an absolutely gorgeous Polish girl - I’m…

Diamonds of Memphis

Memphis, Tennessee

Diamonds Of Memphis (Formerly Known as Black Orchid)

Every time this club changes names, I usually stop by. It is now called Diamonds of Memphis. For a place to have a location that is right across the street from the airport and the…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Should have just gone to the grocery store. Pettier women, and I'd have accomplished something.

Based on some past negative experiences, it had been awhile since I'd been to The Bird. It's a bit of a drive for me, and requires some driving on very rough and gravelly roads, so…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Fun trip after golf

Was out in the general area for a day of golf and decided to stop somewhere for a bit of entertainment on the ride home. Considered going to Mario’s, but it was very out of…

Tony's Place

Baltimore, Maryland

Overall, a lot of value can be had here.

Went to Tony’s around 7:30 on a Friday, and they had a lot more dancers than my last visit-at least seven or eight. One white dancer; the rest black. A mix of shapes and sizes,…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Monday in Cowboys

It was a slow Monday. No cover was charged on arrival. Some really hot girls and a few I would pass on every single time. I was approached my a mature Hispanic girl almost as…

AMOR OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Nothing good happens past 2AM

Went to Fancy’s with a buddy around 11pm in a Friday, after hitting up breweries all evening. We were pretty tired and didn’t want to go other my bars so we went to clubs ;)…

Politics

Donald Trump responds climate activist Greta Thunberg with a sarcastic late-nigh

And quoted her: ”People are suffering, people are dying, entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairytales of eternal economic growth” - Greta Thunberg Title couldn’t…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies.....SHIT!

So I was in the ATL for a day and I really wanted to get to a strip joint. I had been to Magic City on my last visit, but after seeing the reviews, I…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Nice quick visit

I visit frequently and love to try out new dancers each time unless my ATF happens to be there. 7 dollar entry, free meal ticket, 5 dollar beer. I sat down and scoped…

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Will We Go Extinct?

Hell yes! Abso-fuckin’-lutely! Homo sapiens will definitely be extinct some day. We could be extinct pretty soon or it might take a long time, but all species eventually die out. There is no reason to believe we will be the exception. Some…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Decent Weeknight

I stopped by after the Tribe game on a Wednesday. First thing, I followed my GPS and it wasnt far away but it took me a sorta sketchy way. Pry not an issue if…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Negotiate up front

Got to the club about 9. $8 valet plus tip. $20 cover booths were expensive. I asked the guy about $20 booths and he said that's only during the…

Mermaids

Tijuana, Baja California

Decent Alternative

This place is located by Adelitas and HK club. There is a guy in a tux yelling massage massage massage. Once I went inside I sat on a black leather couch. About 15 girls were…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Up above the floor

Finally was back in Vegas for work this weekend and revisited Sapphire. Had some previous fun there and this time decided to splurge some more. I know there are other options in Vegas that are…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Very consistent - a good thing these days

This is one of my go to spots in the DFW area, after several years of going to Baby Dolls Fort Worth. Lots of very good looking girls of all types , mostly 7 and…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

As good as it gets in Harrisburg, but that ain’t saying much

I went back and looked through my old reviews. Apparently it has been about 7 years since the last time I was here. I went specifically for the wrestling promo, which I enjoyed.…

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Is tuscl better with or without me ?

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Lutron

Medellín, Colombia

One of the best in MDE!

Amazing! This is not a Strip Club. This is more like a massage parlor with extras. The place is a beautiful mansion that people say it used to belong to Pablo Escobar. It is huge,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight club review

Haven't been doing much clubbing lately so I stopped by fight club this past Saturday. Arrived around 10pm and parked with the valet ($8 plus tip). It was after 7 so there was a cover…

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“People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We ar

Title says it all.

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Yes, good and as always.

This has been my to go place atleast since the last 6months. Went in on a Wednesday evening last week. As expected, there were atleast 15 girls in the club. Spent a good hour without…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

A change of pace that delivers.

This past week I wanted to give all the north Pompano strip joints a break and decided to visit the Mint Lounge again. I have had good experiences here the few times I have…

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Who'd You Rather: Rochelle Swanson vs. Mia Zottoli

Here's the seventh of eight first-round matchups in the B-Movie Bracket. --- B-Movie Bracket: Rochelle SWANSON vs. Mia ZOTTOLI --- Rochelle SWANSON 34D-23-33 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1943 CLIP: (stripping & softcore) https://www.redtube.com/17310871 --- The pretenses behind beauty pageants are frustrating. Swanson won Miss San Diego in 1984, which is saying…

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Till Death Do Us Part

Reading Elaine Pagels, https://www.amazon.com/Why-Religion-Personal-Elaine-Pagels/dp/0062368532/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1MK7EHGEMPDDO&keywords=elaine+pagels&qid=1569288824&s=gateway&sprefix=elaine+pa%2Caps%2C188&sr=8-1 Lost her son, born with a heart and lung condition, at the age of 6. Lost her husband Heinz 1 year later, mountain hiking accident. But overall, they seemed like the happiest people I could ever know. Never pining…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

R.I.P. to another ATL spot

Babes is a black club among several off Fulton International Blvd. Parking lot is rough wit holes aplenty. Free to park during day and will charge $10 or more at night. Light…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Long time dancer

I recently visited oasis right before they changed owners so I decided to visit again a few weeks after the change to see if I could tell the difference. I arrived at about 12:30…

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New here, a few questions about VIP

So as the title says, I'm definitely a Newbie, so forgive the basic questions. Went to my local club, my first strip club trip ever. I had about 80 bucks, and just wanted to see what it was like. My questions…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

R.I.P. to another ATL spot

Babes is a black club among several off Fulton International Blvd. Parking lot is rough wit holes aplenty. Free to park during day and will charge $10 or more at night. Light…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Annabelle and Summer

I visited Palazio on a Tuesday night, arriving around 9 pm. As others have noted, ongoing road construction has made a mess of the area, with new exits and traffic patterns; just be aware. The…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

A Tale of Two Clubs (Part 2)

The basics: Dances are $7-10 (seems to depend on the girl and chair vs couch) on the floor. $20 VIP (+ $10 cover). $5 cover to get in the door after.. (can’t remember if it’s…

Expose

San Diego, California

Should have known better

I should have known better than to go when I did, I had read other reviews about time of the day and day of the week being important, but since I was in town for…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Like something out of Caligula

This was my first time ever visiting an Atlanta strip club and based on the chatter around here, I brought me and my guy friends here to check it out. The parking lot was packed…

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No, it's not Floriduh.

Woman awarded damages for same-sex partner's infidelity with sperm donor. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/09/18/national/crime-legal/woman-damages-infidelity-same-sex-partner/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#.XYkz-1VKj3g

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Opportunities Wasted

I decided to visit this club in the afternoon after receiving an invitation from a friend. Tattletales has long been the best night-time club in Atlanta for those who want a combo of attractive…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Club Lust benefits?

I've tried asking about what club Lust is all about and havent really gotten a good answer. I'm thinking about doing it for October to December does anyone know all the details about Lust?

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Did you ever squirt milk out of your nose...

Did you ever squirt milk out of your nose when you laughed so hard and getting a lapdance and you were sucking dem flapperjack tiddys? 🥛💦

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Race mode at Bogarts

An underestimated club that has mostly been faithful with what they have to offer.. Well atleast for me. Yes not everytime there have been days that this place was a dump. This visit is one…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Great Time

Had an amazing time last week during a conference. The club is not in an area you would want to walk to at night. I took uber and was told by the guy…

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THOUGH BELOVED LOVE CHAMBER, PENTHOUSE DETROIT SACKED

HOW WILL I LIVE ON, HOW WILL I KISS NINA'S FEET NOW, I PLANNED TO PROPOSE, HEAVENS NO, I WEEP FOR LOST LOVE, I HAVE MANY TALES OF LORE INVOLVING CRAZYJOE DUMPS, MANY FOND MEMORIES OF SHADOWCATS BALLS, TIS NO MATTER NOW, FOR I CAN LIVE…

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Spin the wheel

This place is not a strip club at all. It’s actually an adult book store with a back room theater and multiple video booths. I’ve only been on the weekends so it’s been $15 to…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Mundane Monday

Headed over to the Criket for Monday Night Football with the notion that I would not expect much to be going on.... unfortunately I was right. Parked in the "self-park" well lit parking lot accessible…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Downtown in The D

Went to Legends on the Sunday night of the Lions home opener. According the ladies, management had been hyping this day up and there must have been 40-50 attractive dancers in the house. I purposely…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

The club is big and clean and safe. The girls are young and pretty. Everything else sucks.

The club is in a safe area. It's big, clean and well lit. Friday night, 10 girls, mostly Russian. The dancers are young, pretty and in good shape.…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Nice clean place but dead on a Friday night

Dead on a Friday night. There was only one girl on stage and she was sitting on a chair on her phone while there were 10 guys around the stage. Crazy. …

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Teresa, nice grind

Got here Wednesday 1pm. Sign says open at 11am but they don't. I was the only guy in the club but there were 3 girls waiting around. All black and one light…

Foxe's Go Go Bar

Garfield, New Jersey

No girls on a Friday night AND parking is impossible

There were no girls here on a Friday evening. I could stop the review there but I know some ppl are going to say that's not a review, so I have to give more…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Heavy Dollar Parade but Happy Hour 4-7 isn't too bad, $4 domestic beers

Got here around Monday 5:30 pm because Stiletto's a few miles away didn't open till 6pm, so needed to kill an hour or so. This is a bikini bar like 90% of NJ clubs…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

A Tale of Two Clubs (Part 1)

The figures first: $10 for a floor dance/ $15 on the couches up front/$20 couched VIP area. $20 a dance in the Cabanas + $25-$30 cover (I’ve noticed this rate varies). $10 cover after 6PM Usual…

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Girls using too much dirty talk

I've run into a couple of girls recently who can't stop with the dirty talk when I am pounding away OTC. Ugh. Anyone else running into this more, either ITC or OTC?

Club Coyote

Crawfordsville, Indiana

Major improvement

Little late posting this Driving back from North Carolina, I decided to give Club Coyote another shot. My last visit was probably the worst visit to a gentlemen's club in my life. This time around, the girls…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Long time visitor

I be been visiting Mario's for a longtime. The club has been through many ups and downs. Usually the downs occur when they raise prices. It’s $25 for a lap dance and $80 to the…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Black Diamond, surprisingly good

Came here Wednesday at 2:30. Sometimes they are open at 12 but not too reliable. They opened like 2pm today. Surprisingly, nobody charged me the usual $5 cover. Manager wasn't around…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

KOD Inver Grove Heights

Arrived around 4pm with no cover charge. At least 10-15 girls working and beers were only a dollar, but my diet cokes were 4 after tip. Still outstanding. Two stages with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Awkward moment

Stopped by early afternoon on Saturday. As usual the parking lot was half full but didn’t seem to be many patrons inside. Walked in no cover. Bar to your right and stage to your left…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Definitely seeing some improvement in quality

Every time I visit Dallas, I stop by here before I head to Baby dolls to see if I can find a dancer I like and can get some hands on dances. Most of the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Does Mons live up to the hype?

Answer: Fuck yes it does. Scathingly hot, fully nude lap dances with full contact with some of the most beautiful girls you'll ever see at a strip club. In a word, it's "unbelievable". Let me…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Unlucky saturday night

Quite busy saturday night (11pm), but not completely packed. $5 cover, $8 redbull, they have $5 drinks specials, but none alcoholic drinks are not included (at least redbull/water). About 12 dancers, mostly white (I only…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Be Merry, Be Wary

Walking in I was immediately approached by a dancer named Armani, she wasn't pushy, but it was sudden. Very pretty woman wearing an absolutely stunning outfit. I was enamoured, but I've learned to turn down…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Football and Babes

Decided to swing by on an early Sat night to check out a few college football games. As usual for this time of the day, the place was pack with patrons. One thing…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong is simply the best!

Fair warning, this review is LONG! I'm talking on some Papi Chulo or EchoPizza type stuff. I saw a post from Call.Me.Ishmael where he joked about how everyone who reviews this club suddenly…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Cool looking club

Ocean is an interesting club. The layout is actually pretty unique and it’s definitely huge compared to other clubs I’ve been to. There’s a huge circular pool around the stage and the girls can hop…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Bachelor Party and definitely a must visit if in area

We were a group of 7 who went over on a Saturday night around 10:30-11 for a bachelor’s party (not the right place but all of us were almost drunk and didn’t feel like we…

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A Prior Non-Human Earthly Intelligence?

Might an intelligent, technologically capable species have previously arisen on and inhabited our planet? How certain can we be that we are the first intelligent species to arise on Earth? No one has found evidence for any prior, advanced, non-human…

Babydoll Go Go Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

$10 dollar for lady

has anyone being forced to buy the ladies drinks for $10 in this place by management

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

BabyDolls - one of my favorites

Baby dolls is great. This was my 3rd time - over some years. Arrived around 10pm. Entry fee of $7? place was lively, friendly. 1 main stage and 6 mini-stages. The girl starts at…

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Best Extras club in the St. Louis Area?

Will be driving through and am looking for tips. I’ll be driving west/east so if the best options are outside St. Louis I’d prefer E or W options to N/S. Never had a very erotic/satisfying strip club experience and…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Foxy's is CLOSED as of 09-18-2019

Foxy's is CLOSED as of 09-18-2019. The owner was tired of fighting legal battles w/ the city/county, and wanted to slow down. Guess the party had to end here sometime. I figure most of the girls will move to Jaguars, Dreams…

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EVERYBODY WISTEN TO ME WIGHT NOW!!!!

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY AAAAAAAAAA wisten to me NOW! i have somethwing vewy importhant to say i am the beshth at thouching wadiesh boobiesh so i shhouwd be the one to have awl the shcores of the cubs no…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Mileage, dancers, smokiness, cover charge, dance prices, and pretty much everything else will vary

On my recent pass through St. Louis, I tried a couple of clubs I hadn't been to before, and one of these was PT's Show Club. I visited twice, once on a Thursday and then…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Best place to see nude girls dancing if you come before 8pm M-Th, and use the drink coupon. Tame Lap Dances.

This is the best all nude club in this area because it is the ONLY all nude club in this area. I prefer gogorama but it's too far away. All the other strip…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Better than expected

I had not originally planned to stop at AW but found myself about ½ mile away and decided why not. It has been about 4 years since my last visit here, and I was pleasantly…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Pleasant suprise

So this club has changed names again. It's now Cheetah Charleston. Apparently they open at 2 now instead of 4. Anyway me and my buddy came in a little after 5 after…

A Night to Remember

“A Night to Remember” With apologies to Walter Lord for his book and Shalimar for his song, I had a night to remember which involved me, an unassuming 69 year old pathetic loser at that time, Andy, a 29 year old full time stripper, full time drug addict, and part time hooker; Cy, a high school friend of Andy’s who was released from the Los Angeles County jail the week before and while serving time he lifted weights. I had been a regular customer of Andy’s for several years both in the club where she danced as well as many nights in hotels where she made an old man feel young over and over. Andy was a tiny “spinner” with breast enhancements…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Not up to the mark

This club is near to my place. Paid the cover of 20 which includes a non alcoholic drink. This is a nude club. So no alcoholic drinks are allowed. I got in as soon as…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Thirsty Thursday

I've been spending a little more time in this local haunt lately (mostly day time visits). There is currently no cover at Club Alex's prior to 6:00 PM. Lap dances are $20 a piece, but…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Friday Evening at GGC

I made a return visit to the Gentlemen's Gold Club on a Friday night a couple of weeks ago. Club is conveniently located (at least for me) on Route 40 in East Baltimore, not…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

Shit Crystals

Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have even walked in.…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

Comfortable Bar - Nothing But Air Dances

I stopped in for a visit at my annual fantasy football draft in nearby Princeton. Located in a tiny town on Hwy 23 just east of Highway 169. Very safe parking on site. No…

Secrets

Charleston, South Carolina

No dancers on a Friday Afternoon

1st time stopping at this club. Me and my buddy stopped in around 4:30. Got in free and drinks were half off. The bartender(Gabby) is a sweetheart. Place seemed nice on…

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I've heard of ITC and OTC, but not ITB (In The Bathroom)

From a recent review of Chicas Locas in Dallas, TX (the ITB incident is described in the 2nd-half of the review): Chicas Locas STRIP CLUB TOPLESS DANCERS DallasTexas doctorevil Evil Lair Yeah, Baby September 22, 2019 Chicas Locas is in a very large building…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Why do my reviews disappear?

Friday I visited Bogarts in inkster Michigan. That night I wrote a review. I wrote it the same day I visited so it would be fresh in my memory and be current, so as to be useful to…

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Lolol

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Caitlyn is a ROB

Got a 2 for 30 from Caitlyn -- slim blonde, nice figure, but nothing to write home about. After first lackluster dance she asked if I wanted to do more. I said that was one dance -- she said two.…

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Sometimes you got to wreck the truck

Sometimes you got to reck the truck go get the insurance money, to make the truck payment

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Who'd You Rather: Ashylnn Brooke vs. Gianna Michaels

The first round of the bracket takes a long time. Thirty-two matchups at two days each means we're spanning over two months, plus a day off here and there. We're nearing the end of it, though. We still have seven…

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Aftermath of movie "Hustlers"

Interesting article, wonder if it lasts https://nypost.com/2019/09/21/why-women-are-flocking-to-queens-to-become-strippers/ I'll try to get out there to Queens this week and let you guys know how it is. But something like this might be a nice boon to strip clubs to bring them back up…

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OT: going to my wife’s 20 year High School Reunion.

She is nervous. What the hell does she have to be nervous about? At least she has me to fall back on! Lol. I wasn’t nervous when I took her to my 30 year reunion 9 years…

Tijuana

Any tips for dealing with traveller's diarrhea?

Got back from TJ and I've had diarrhea for 4 days now.

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Another "EX" dance trying to make a quick buck.

Ex-dancer sues Daytona strip club arguing she’s not an independent contractor https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190921/ex-dancer-sues-daytona-strip-club-arguing-shes-not-independent-contractor

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New Articles

Looks like @founder got 8 more articles published recently.

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So... I gave a stripper an orgasm during a lapdance... lol

Sorry if this comes off a braggy or stupid, I'm just kind of amazed and never thought this happens and need to tell someone. Have you guys ever seen it happen yourselves? Backstory: I've seen this chick like 4 times in…

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A home improvement project I would happily undertake!

Link says it all 😋 https://www.xnxx.com/video-tuf0rc9/sex_of_angels

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Get RID of the politics on TUSCL.

I suggest that we use RID. After every members user name we add their political party affiliation. R, D, or I. That way we would all know who the ass holes are and therefor won't need to argue about it…

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Times must be tough for Roanoke attorneys.

Roanoke attorney, former substitute judge guilty of assaulting dancer at strip club. https://www.martinsvillebulletin.com/news/roanoke-attorney-former-substitute-judge-guilty-of-assaulting-dancer-at/article_2b94c60c-3cbf-563f-b4e3-00114d5a6760.html

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

NEW OWNERS

It is now called uncle bucks boobie bungalow and there is a $5 cover charge in the day time. $2 domestic beer at the moment. New and old dancers they are great. Lots of improvements.

Tijuana

Review: El Copeo (TJ, Zona Central)

Maybe during a mongering visit to TJ you want to get outside the Zona Norte for some civilian entertainment or perhaps you want to take a BG out to enjoy some TJ night life. El Copeo located about 10 minutes…

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OT: Wow - I wonder how they did that

New Chevy Silverado "Invisible Trailer Camera": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1S9f8bdm0

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturdy afternoon visit

Looking for suggestions, recommendations etc... for a Saturday afternoon visit to Desire thanks

Tijuana

Anyone here ever used the Hong Kong Metro Express Service?

Anyone here ever used the hkmexpress service that Hong Kong promoted on their Twitter? If so, can anyone share their experience with them and/ or share some tips with this rookie planning his first trip south of the border for…

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Hot Spring fun...

Naked ladies in the woods... Bit o’ braggin’ follows…. Ever since @Reverendhornibastad wrote about his adventures with Yuni at a mountain hot springs in SE Asia, I’ve been yearning more than normally to get to the great mountain hot springs an hour+…

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Saturday day shift vs Weekday shift

IYE has it been better in terms of more dancers or worse? I’m thinking going day clubbing tommorow to avoid some high cover charges but I’m usually more of a night guy. I’m thinking most people are off but that…

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WHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

mommy shaysh thhath i am number 1 and i am thhe beshth ath thouching wadiesh boobiesh

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Subscription porn gains popularity as new apps let models sell directly to their

Dolly, an 18-year-old aspiring online model, was sitting in her kitchen one day in June when an exciting email arrived. Someone had just paid $10 to view her posts for a month on a social network called OnlyFans. Just like…

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Antonio Brown Takeaways

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/20/sport/antonio-brown-released-by-the-patriots/index.html Handjob/extras by immigrant in strip club mall ==> ok Giving your ex girlfriend a pearl necklace and farting ==> bad While I dont intend to spent my entire life clubbing I am glad dancers have limited memories and can keep thier mouths

Politics

Why are so many Democrats still running for president? They need the cash

Voters can be excused for asking why so many people are still running for president when only three Democrats are consistently even registering better than 10% in the polls. The answer is money. Thursday’s debate was just the latest evidence of…

Tijuana

HELP-Planning my first ever visit to Tijuana

I have been a longtime patron at many Philadelphia, South Jersey and Florida Strip Clubs. I also spent a few days in the FKK clubs in Germany and Austria. I recently stumbled upon this thread and to be…

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“Like Slavery and Apartheid, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and it can b

Ending poverty in America should be thought of an act of justice for Americans who have fallen victims of the Capitalist Pigs, Fat Cats, Robber Barons, Opportunistic Politicians, One Percenters, White Collar Criminals, TV evangelist, Swindlers, etc etc etc etc…

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Zero Sex

I'm curious as to how many of you keep it to LDK, HJ, BJ, or other things besides sex ITC or OTC exclusively. Also, is it because of you or the dancer? I've done OTC FS, but with a few dancers…

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Our True Purpose in Life

Have you ever asked yourself questions like “Why am I here?” and “What is my purpose in life?” If you are like most people who become preoccupied with such questions you may have found it difficult to come up with…

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Good news if you like looking at women’s breasts

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7485283/Going-topless-effectively-legalized-SIX-states-Colorado-city-drops-ban.html

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what would you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LahcSFleKm8 This song keeps me grounded alot. What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for…

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Eat KFC’s Doughnut Chicken Sandwich Before It Eats You

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.eater.com/platform/amp/2019/9/18/20872133/kfc-donut-chicken-sandwich

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Loss of appetite after good sex

For the last 3 weeks I have taken my CF out for lunch after our afternoon delight but have been unable to finish even the smallest of lunches. I wondered about the cause and today I started searching the internet…

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Who'd You Rather: Kristi Ducati vs. Wendy Hamilton

I've been looking forward to this one. Two fresh faces from the early 90's. --- B-Movie Bracket: Kristi DUCATI vs. Wendy HAMILTON --- Kristi DUCATI Measurements Unvailable (32D?) PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1895 CLIP: (topless dancing) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d67759babe80 --- Earlier in the bracket, we featured Sara Suzanne Brown and touted her spot…

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Rate this potential mass shooter

Threatened to shoot 400. Was locked, loaded and ready to kill. In prison garb she is a solid 7.5 https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/09/17/alexis-wilson-mcalester-oklahoma-school-shooting-threat/

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How long did it take to get Global Entry?

I applied for Global Entry card at the end of May, paid my $100 and began waiting. It's been 3.5, almost 4 months now, and the TSA website still says "Pending Review", and still no card for me yet.…

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OT: A take on the Impossible Burger - the all new Implausible Burger - LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4mQTNiK1NU

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These new articles are genius

I think I’m going to be a member here for a very long time.

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FYI Desi Dahls is a scam

Any of the girls with an email is a robot. If you email "are you a robot?" it writes back "oh my god this will be so much fun..." it includes pics of a naked woman

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Emergencies

If you really got to shit and the stall is occupied, do you shit on the sink or in the urinal?

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OT: if you need a little extra cash for clubbing, then maybe get a job at one of

The highest-paying company in 2019 pays a median salary of $170,929 — here are 9 other companies that pay the most In addition to offering exciting perks and benefits, employers today are offering competitive compensation in order to attract top talent. Using…

The East London Strip Club Scene

There are few really great places to see naked ladies in London that are anywhere near as much fun as they were 15 years ago. With a couple of exceptions, air dances are common, expensive upsells are frequent and genuine fun frustratingly rare. The least friendly atmosphere I've experienced has been at the club that has in the past offered the highest mileage. Whites, near Fenchurch Street, it a club, not a pub and charges an entry fee (I've paid £20).They often ask to store your bag at the door (I once left a work bag with a laptop in it and it was all present and correct on return). The girls are mostly European and Brazilian. In the standard…

How to meet up with TUSCLers, A Guide!

TUSCL has members from all over the USA, some members are so synonymous with the region/city they club in; shadowcat in Atlanta, lopaw in LA, Papi in Miami, Rick Dugan in Jacksonville, skibum in Providence, Subra in SF, Rogertex in Austin the list goes on and on. Maybe you thought to yourself, "How do I rub elbows with some of the great ones?" When on the road I and maybe you out there often wonder, how do I go about messaging these members to get them to hang out. It's not as easy as it's sounds. It's not just "hey man you wanna go to the club" no we have to complicate this. And maybe also you thought "Why would…

How a Strip Club Amateur Night Changed My Life

The year was 2013. I was 18 and had only recently lost my virginity to a long-time boyfriend. I was a nerd/tomboy (albeit one with great T&A), rarely wore makeup, and had zero fashion sense. The last word I would ever use to describe myself was “sexy.” I was always envious of women who oozed natural sex appeal and charisma. Their self-confidence and flirtatious manner was impressive, and I was amazed by the way they used those qualities to get what they wanted. To me, the women who most epitomized those qualities were exotic dancers. While I have learned over the years that this stereotype wasn’t true, I…

My First Strip Club Visit

I would like to tell my experience of my first visit to a strip club. It was 3 years back when I was 23 and me and my friends decided to visit a strip club on a fine summer evening when we were dining at a restaurant in downtown St. Louis. We searched for clubs in the area and surprisingly found almost all of them in the Metro east side, which is considered to be very dangerous. We selected Larry Flynt's Hustler Club (obvious choice now that I think about it) and were a little bit assured that it was right off the highway exit, so we don't have to go deep in a shady area. I had around $300…

SeekingArrangement.com, A Sage Speaks

All your life, you may have wondered how do I reign in these hungry hoes on seekingarrangement.com? How do I bag these begging bitches? Wonder no more, because a master pussy guru guiding light conquerer has just busted through the door. I am here now to rescue you from your mothers basement. Take my hand now as we venture forth, to the world of SA!!!!!! *QUE STARS WARS MUSIC* I cannot continue without first talking about my experience. I have been a sugar daddy in many avenues, in many a place. Out of my van, on the website Seeking Arrangement....and uh... out of my van. Here we will focus strictly on the app/website side of the house. Lets kick it. BUILDING A…

First Strip Club Experience

Had never been to a strip club before. This was my first experience.... Miami, Florida. Was sitting at a hooters watching an NFL game and getting drunk with the guy next to me. We start talking and he tells me he is an investor. Just made like 30 grand on some amazing stocks and was was trying to get me in the game. He was about 30 years older than me and it seemed he was in a state of wanting to leave a lasting impression on me with his stock advice / celebrating the money he just made. Anyway he tells me of this amazing club in the city called e11even and that he wants to take me. I told…

The Day I found out my ATF was a Man

I should have known.... The hints, the signs, they were all there.... I should have noticed..... We’ve known each other for years, she was athletic, very athletic and I’m into the athletic type. I thought it was a fit for me. We would play one on one in basketball and often times she would dunk over me, I didn’t know any girl that could that. I was wowed, although not as thrilled when her armpit hair would be jammed in my mouth during it but I forgive quickly. She was built too, we would hit the gym together and she would out bench me. And I bench 315. How many girls can do that? Hairy she was too, her legs, her arms, her…

Favorite experience - Panty Limousine

This is my first article. I thought I should share my favorite experience at a SC so far. This was also my first but not last adventure in a VIP room. First, let me tell you something about myself. I love panties, in particular thongs/g-strings. I find it so sexy to see that little piece of fabric wedged between some toned ass cheeks, better yet, a bald pussy. As strippers generally wear and dance in insanely small panties, I am a big fan of SCs. I stopped by a Greensboro club with 2 buddies around 9pm on a Sat night after golf. We called first to make sure that they were okay with golf shorts with pockets - they were. Great…

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A child was wandering the parking lot. Her mom? Working in the strip club, cops

A Miami mother was arrested this week she left her 3-year-old daughter in the car for hours while she worked, police said. Manouchika Daniels works at Lauderhill’s Vegas Cabaret. Daniels, 23, is charged with child neglect without great bodily harm. Her daughter…

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“Taxpayers should not continue paying blood and treasure to protect monumental c

Title says it all.

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“US Taxpayers Have Been Funding Big Business’s Wars for 233 + Years...” “US corp

“Since 1786, Congress has authorized subsidies to Big Business’s demand that US troops protect their unending drive to seize and exploit a weaker country’s raw resources or to monopolize overseas marketing” Title couldn’t say it all.

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Penthouse Club

Why is this Penthouse Club closing been mentioned so many times? Doesn't anyone read before they post that crap?

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OT: UGA verse Notre Dame

This game is too big to take a date to, I will be on the 40 wearing Black

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Why are some clubs open during the day...?

So there are a quite a few clubs in my area where I totally can not understand how their business model works to stay open during the day. For a club that is totally dead during the day why do…

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The penthouse in Detroit has been shut down!

But not the donkey shows!

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Clifford the Big Wed Dog is telling me Detwoit Penthouse is being shutdown

I got a second doghouse right behind there. Now who’s gonna vomit our back?

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This just in Penthouse strip club in Detroit will be shut down

We’ll keep our ear to the ground. Tom back to you.

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The Penthouse in Deteoit got shut down!

Everyone thinks it is because of extras but it is not. It is for health code violations. I dumped a load in their basement... 💩💩💩💩💩

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Girls with big natural B's

Where have all of them gone from the clubs? I have been looking relentlessly in NC,SC clubs, and I don't find that kind. Are you guys in the same boat? Or do you like the slimmer dancers? Or is it just…

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Detroit Penthouse Shut Down ?

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/09/18/penthouse-club-closes-prostitution-drugs/2363207001

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Feature dancer schedule of Pornstars

Is there a discussion thread/ site where you can get a consolidated list of upcoming feature dances from Pornstars?

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The beginning of the en

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/09/18/penthouse-club-closes-prostitution-drugs/2363207001/

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Houston club ?

Got a PM from another TUSCLer asking me if I knew of a Houston club called "The Crazy Bull" in Houston since it's not listed on TUSCL - anyone know anything about it? Seems it also goes by "El Toro Loco"…

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OT: In case you have a few million burning a hole in your pocket

Here’s what it’s like to live on the 123rd floor of the world’s tallest condo https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/18/heres-what-its-like-on-the-123rd-floor-of-the-worlds-tallest-condo.html