Limited options but found an early morning gem

Landed at McCarran at 9a on a Friday morning, dropped our bags at the hotel and a buddy started calling around to see which clubs were staffed. Settled on CH3 since they said they had 30 girls dancing. (They lied.) They sent a car for us which ended up being an Uber paid for by the club. We still got in free but it was clear the club wasn’t jumping when we got there before 11a.

No cover. Big open room and the side rooms were curtained off. Nobody was on stage and there were 4-5 girls around the room and a couple of dudes. We grabbed some cheapish drinks at the bar, maybe $6-7 special breakfast cocktail prices. Every once in a while, one of the girls would dance on stage but it was intermittent. I didn’t blame them since the opportunity to make stage tips was meager.

We were definitely disappointed with how dead it was but it was our first few hours in Vegas and we were going to make the best of it. My buddy had a girl in his lap but she wasn’t his type. I have a bit more range in my game and when he got up she drifted into my lap and I stepped up to pinch hit. She was flirty and rubbing my junk casually as we talked. I was trying to pace myself since I didn’t know how long my group was staying and I accepted her offer of a tour.