I was traveling yesterday and hit an extras club that shall remain nameless. I met a girl and we agreed to VIP. She was bent over the chair and I thought I hit it a little hard. She said not a problem because her girlfriend's dog hits it harder than any guy. Great Dane mix if you were wondering.
This genuinely bothered me that a dog had been there before me. I called it a night.


I really bothered me. If she would have told me I was the 15th guy that night it would barely have registered compared to this little tidbit. If it was stripper shit to get me to end the 15 minutes early, it worked. I don't think it was. She showed me a picture of her and the dog (at a park, not in bed).