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Trying to figure out what to do on a Friday afternoon where I’m blowing off work and near Bridgewater, NJ. I decide on strip club, but what location? I want to go East, to some of the well reviewed clubs in Patterson or Bloomfield, but that’s not going to work today. Manville. I could hit Delilah’s, but that place is mostly terrible but for one very good dancer (Jordanna, read my other reviews). Or there is this Foxtails place. Never been there, but it’s worth a look. Serves alcohol. Worse case is it sucks and I use it as a warm-up for Delilah’s and Jordanna.

I drive up and it is as every other review describes it. A crummy looking dive in a residential neighborhood ( 2 blocks from Delilah’s I think, this will work fine). The bar has a small parking area which is nice.

I walk in, it’s very dark...and there’s nobody there. It’s around 1:30, supposedly they open at noon. Oh well, I’m here, might as well have a drink. Bartender comes out from wherever she was hiding, and gets me something. I wait a bit, things start to swing in motion. Before long, the DJ starts up some music and a girl takes the stage. The bar is shaped like a fish hook and the stage is behind it. Unlike most other clubs of its type, the stage has two levels. At this point, I still have yet to discern where the CD rooms are.