FOOD NETWORK FUCK, MARRY, KILL AND...

Lol at option 4.

I can never deal with the "kill" option it just feels too mean lol. I guess, marry Katie Lee, fuck Rachel Ray, and the other two can just cook me some food lol.

I'd Fuck Giada De Laurentiis

Marry Katie Lee

Kill Marcela Valladolid

Then give Rachel Ray the worst fate of all.. toda las noche with SJG

WCG

Definitely marry Katie Lee, a former Mrs. Billy Joel. She's hot as hell and I will never fault Billy's taste in women.

Fuck Giada - her boobs are the best in this crowd and they're often well displayed.

Just cook something nice for me - Marcela. She not bad looking and I love good Mexican cuisine.

Sorry Rachel. I own two of your cookbooks, but in this crowd, you're just the odd woman out. 🙁

I would definitely fuck that Gaida DeLaurentis - as she has a sweet body - and a big head - and I would like to see how she looks after a good skull fuck.

I'd marry Rachel Ray - as I think she's a dog lover (not to be confused with being a dog lover). So she might be a decent girl.

Marcela gets to cook for me.

And that other one will suffer a long and miserable death - while I'm fucking Gaida - and enjoying some of Marcela's cooking....

Any links to pictures? I only know what two of them look like. Kill Rachel Ray -- she radiates low self esteem. Marry Gaida, want to get me some of that, and then again and again.

I'm with Cashman on Giada and Rachael. The others can cook for the household.

Giada is pretty but her head is enormous. It'd be like fucking a human Pez dispenser.