FOOD NETWORK FUCK, MARRY, KILL AND...

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• CC99

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  5 years ago

  Lol at option 4. I can never deal with the "kill" option it just feels too mean lol. I guess, marry Katie Lee, fuck Rachel Ray, and the other two can just cook me some food lol.
• WinningdaChumpsGame

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  5 years ago

  I'd Fuck Giada De Laurentiis Marry Katie Lee Kill Marcela Valladolid Then give Rachel Ray the worst fate of all.. toda las noche with SJG WCG
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  Definitely marry Katie Lee, a former Mrs. Billy Joel. She's hot as hell and I will never fault Billy's taste in women. Fuck Giada - her boobs are the best in this crowd and they're often well displayed. Just cook something nice for me - Marcela. She not bad looking and I love good Mexican cuisine. Sorry Rachel. I own two of your cookbooks, but in this crowd, you're just the odd woman out. 🙁
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  I would definitely fuck that Gaida DeLaurentis - as she has a sweet body - and a big head - and I would like to see how she looks after a good skull fuck. I'd marry Rachel Ray - as I think she's a dog lover (not to be confused with being a dog lover). So she might be a decent girl. Marcela gets to cook for me. And that other one will suffer a long and miserable death - while I'm fucking Gaida - and enjoying some of Marcela's cooking....
• loper

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  5 years ago

  Any links to pictures? I only know what two of them look like. Kill Rachel Ray -- she radiates low self esteem. Marry Gaida, want to get me some of that, and then again and again.
• IHearVoices

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  5 years ago

  I'm with Cashman on Giada and Rachael. The others can cook for the household.
• wallanon

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  5 years ago

  Giada is pretty but her head is enormous. It'd be like fucking a human Pez dispenser.