This is only for people who have seen the film, The Graduate, so you have an understanding of the essence of the characters - that is important to the discussion.
So you're at a bar with your buddy and encounter a hot mother/daughter duo, and that duo happens to specifically be Mrs. Robinson and her daughter, Elaine. You get to take one home for the night. Your friend isn't picky, so you get first choice. Are you chosing Mrs. Robinson or her daughter? (these are the only options, you can't replace them for other women/characters of the same age)
A male friend and I were discussing this and we had different answers. I will tell my answer and why, but want to hear what you guys think.
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last commentI go for Mrs. Robinson. She is still young for someone my age and probably more kinky.
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Hmmm....great question. I know Mrs. Robinson was definitely hard up with that dweeb of a husband. He was not getting the job done and she was ready to get...it...on. I need to watch this again to provide an accurate opinion.
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Elaine. She was a major hottie!
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This depends, is this back in the era of the movie or now?
In the era of the movie, Mrs Robinson. She’s experienced and has a checkbook and more likely to be open to some hot sex. Plus in that Era you could tell her make me a sammich and nobody would be offended.
In today’s era, the daughter. The internet has taught women how to slobber and deep throat a cock at an early age and ride a D, the young gals are much more open sexually. Plus she is a millennial and thus living off mommy so she wouldn’t know how to make a sammich but she would be down to buy the avocado toast and Carmel frappucino on mommy’s credit card.
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Nina...please read your PMs
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While Elaine was an attractive young lady, I would say that upon further review Anne Bancroft was the epitome of dirty little MILF. So bad and forbidden!
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By coincidence I was listening to "April Come She Will" from the movie soundtrack earlier this evening. Classic movie and great soundtrack. I was thinking of seeing it again with current SB.
Definitely hot Berkeley student, Elaine.
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Simon and Garfunkle didnt write a lyric about Elaine - it was all about Mrs Robinson - and so am I!
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Hmm, seems like this debate comes between a preference for the used up filthy whore (I know what Cashman will pick) vs the fresh faced girl-next-door (I know what PaulDrake will pick)
Also, yay for this movie and yay for the Simon and Garfunkel song. 😁
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Mrs. Robinson. She was older than me when I saw the movie and now she's younger. How does that work?
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It's funny I had a serious crush on my Australian girlfriends mom in high school. My GF was hot but her mom could have had me anytime she wanted.
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Both?
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Yeah definitely Elaine...
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I'm loving the answers. Keep them coming!
My male friend chose Elaine simply because she's younger and "less traveled" as he put it.
I chose Mrs. Robinson because she is sex-deprived and middle aged, so she would be eager to please in the bedroom, would probably try almost anything, and be down for several rounds. Elaine seems like she would be very boring in bed and lay on her back all the time. Plus you can find plenty of hot 21 year olds, but a hot woman in her 40s is much rarer (although Ann Bancroft was 35 during filming, for the sake of the discussion let's keep her middle-aged like her character).
Carry on. 😊
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I'm going for the Mrs. She's better looking and more experienced. Closer to my age too. I'd fuck the shit out of her. She's Anne BANGcroft for crying out loud!
A great movie in every way...screenplay, acting, cinematography, soundtrack.
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Anne Bancroft was definitely a hottie. Hard to believe she was married to Mel Brooks,
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My complements to everyone who has appreciated the soundtrack. Simon & Garfunkel found the height of their extensive genius with those songs.
I mean, yeah, I'd probably lean toward Elaine. But Mrs. Robinson seemed a little crazy, controlling and vengeful, and the apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree.
This feels like a bracket question. Gotta put these in alphabetical order, at least as far as we know:
ELAINE
Mrs. ROBINSON
or NEITHER
I choose NEITHER.
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Mrs Robinson. I prefer milfs.
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@heaving: To have the bracket early enough to include Anne Bancroft and Katharine Ross, we would have had to have done it on paper, via mail-in vote, in 1970-something.
It almost tempts one to create a Onion-like newspaper-esque version of what TUSCL would have looked like in 1975. Topics: Do you prefer live bands behind or records during burlesque shows? What kind of tassles do you like? And @JAprufrock's avatar could still definitely be Bob Crane.
Ross probably didn't hit her peak until later, like The Stepford Wives in 1975, while Bancroft hit hers much earlier, like The Restless Breed in 1957 (I had to do some Googling to figure this out, as I might recommend some of you do with your bracket votes). I see both having second or third round potential, but I think the Marilyn Monroes, Sofia Lorens and Racquel Welches of the time would knock them out.
I just put way more thought into that than I should have. I want those last 10 minutes of my life back.
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Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
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@heaving: [takes a bow] I'm here to please.
As I tell my favorite dancers, I may not be tall, handsome or all that rich, but I like to think I know what I'm doing.
@twentyfive: ... yeah.
Mrs. Robinson. Sound of Silence. Even their version of Scarborough Fair. I may have been negative-15 when that album came out, but timeless is timeless.
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Mrs. Robinson nothing to do with age or maturity but just that actress was way hotter
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Plastics, my boy. Plastics!
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Daughter, for sure.
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Q: “Mrs. Robinson, shapely legs in black stockings.”
A: “What is an image that still gets your dick hard 50 years later, Alex.”
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Mrs........ albeit a close call.
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“Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson”
😁
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I’m all in when a hot 30 to 50 year old female is playing the field. I absolutely love experienced women. Since most every woman I have met is hot to me, experience takes precedence. I’m lucky in that my eyeballs see women as beautiful beyond belief. There is something fantastic to adore in most women.
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The Mrs.
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Anne bancroft was hot, experienced and wild. Elaine was attractive and vanilla/boring.
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Great discussion question! Both, of course, but Mrs. if only one. Of course, she might get crazy afterwards -- hard to deal with that.
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Mrs. Robinson for me. Plenty hot in her own right and would be a wild fuck. With Elaine, I suspect that the highlight would be first seeing her naked and it would be downhill from there.
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Watch "Rumor has it" and see if it changes your opinion.
youtube.com
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I would gladly accept the challenge of "educating" Elaine (Katherine Ross, who was also hot in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid). Someone has got to corrupt the cute, GND types.
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Note, too, that Mrs Robinson explicitly told Dustin Hoffman to stay away from her daughter. This implies that she knew she wouldn't stand a chance against Elaine in a "Who's the sexiest" throwdown.
Yeah. I know. It's purely speculation on my part, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it!😜
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I never saw the movie, but one time I was in a club and got dances from a younger really hot dancer. As soon as I walked out of the dance area an older but cute dancer approached and had a million questions about how my dances went like, did she let you touch her boobs...etc. Then she said well, she must have liked you, now that you tried out my daughter, you better try the mom out because I am naughtier! Strange situation for sure.
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Great thread! I hadn't thought of that movie in years.
In the movie, I would rather have the character of Mrs. Robinson.
In real life, I would have rather been with Katharine Ross.
But mostly, I now want that red 66 Alfa Romeo Spider.
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"Note, too, that Mrs Robinson explicitly told Dustin Hoffman to stay away from her daughter. This implies that she knew she wouldn't stand a chance against Elaine in a "Who's the sexiest" throwdown."
^ @ATACdawg no disrespect but I disagree. It could easily imply that since Dustin was easy enough to just sleep with her, then he wasn't the right type for her daughter. She's just being a good mother while at the same time being a sex slut for Dustin. Plus she's hotter and sexier than her daughter in all ways.
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That's certainly a potentially valid explanation. However, it's my fantasy and I'm sticking to my version!😃
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I don't want to get too OT from the thread, but I agree with SirLapdancealot. No decent mom would want her daughter with someone like Ben, who has been inside of her.
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Whereas you have to take into account some younger guys like older milf types, so some of Elaine's boyfriends would secretly want to fuck her, anyway. It's not like Elaine would be the universal preference, as we can see from the guys that have voted for Mrs Robinson.
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@NinaBambina did you have a bet riding on this or something?
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Lol no, I was just curious about what the general consensus would be and I figured this would be a good group to ask. I was also high so it seemed like a fun thread to start.
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Sadly nobody suggested Mrs Robinson and Elaine exploring each other. Maybe then inviting you to slowly penetrate Elaine - as Mrs Robinson looks deeply into your eyes - and spreads her legs to rub her pussy while evaluating your sexual prowess and deciding whether she will let you inside of her while your cock is still moist with her daughter’s juice....
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^Aw, fanfic.
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There must be a porn version of the Graduate. Obviously my post is just a fantasy.
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LMAO Cashman wrote that shit as if it's part of go-to spank bank stock. It's like he watched the Graduate numerous times alone with a bottle of baby oil and he was reliving the moment.
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SirLDAlot - that’s funny! It’s also wrong.
I watched it with a bottle of lotion - not baby oil! Lol!
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Elaine. I married Mrs. Robinson. Great sex but (surprise!) serial cheater.
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I'm almost exclusively happy about this thread being bumped because ... you know ... Nina's boobs.
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I agree Ish. I miss Nina’s boobs.
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Apologies if this was already mentioned but the actress who played Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft) was only 36-37 at the time of filming.
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Anne Bancroft was 35 and Katherine Ross was 26 at time of filming. I’d choose Ross every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
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how about a threesome?
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oh... cashman allready said that.
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I'd go for Maude.
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