A warthog walks into a yuppie bar and orders a draft beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $8.50." The warthog pays for the beer and starts sipping on his beer when the bartender says, "You know, we don't get many warthogs in here."
The warthog replies, "At these prices, you won't get many more."
^^^ lmfao! You funny! 🤣
I don't think a GAU-8 Avenger was used. From what I read - Crazy Joe just happened to be in the shitter at the same time - and the hand jerked pork hit him hard...
One more:
Woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. Bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get the pig?" Woman says, "It's not a pig! It's a duck!" Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!"
Shadowcat - that joke makes me laugh every time! Lol! That's funny!
Let's see if I remember this one correctly..
A sad looking guy walks in to a bar. The bartender asks, "Hey buddy why the long face?"
The guy responds, "All lawyers are assholes!"
A voice from a dark corner of the bar hollers out, "I resent that!"
The guy asks, "Are you a lawyer?"
The voice answers, "No I'm an asshole."
Lol