What are the chances - two in a row

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gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
I was at my local club a couple of weeks ago, enjoying the views, tipping the stage, getting lap dances.

The 3rd lass I shared a lap dance with stood out, really sexy shape, slow(ish) firm grind, one of my better dances so far - and she was completely naked of inky decor - no tattoos. I was going to leave after that, but 'Jewel' was called to stage; I'd had a dance with her before and wanted a re-do. And while examining her close up, I realize she was tattoo-less also. "Nope, none, just my navel jewelry".

When I started this game, I was a bit surprised at the ubiquitous of tattoos among dancers. I don't think I've ever seen a dancer with none; seeing two in a row was surprising.

This ever happen to you?

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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Occasionally, but I hardly notice. Most often, I either don't care about or like tattoos. I only dislike really bad tattoo work.

A buddy of mine was at a bachelor party getting lap dances from a dancer who had two portraits on her back/shoulders... one was a baby and the other a slightly older infant (probably her kids).

He had to insist that she flip around and face him. It creeped him out having them stare at him during the dance. I'm with him. I'd do the same thing.

So, if you're going to be a stripper, don't do that.
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Longball300
5 years ago
Yes it is rare in most clubs. I have noticed less and less of the younger porn starlets are ink-free..... I think the tide is turning.
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nicespice
5 years ago
Hm, you can find non-tattooed dancers at The Nile. 😝 I saw plenty who were ink free.

I think a lot of that had to do with the club attracting a fair amount of younger college students. And they don’t work there very much. More like 10-15 hours/week. (more immune to “stripper culture”)
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crazyjoe
5 years ago
I am not a fan of tattoos in general. If they are well done I think some can be cool. Why would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley though? Beats the hell out of me
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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
We see that differently. For me, good tattoos are an attraction.

To each their own.
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rickdugan
5 years ago
I still see plenty of dancers without tattoos, so I'm not convinced that it is as universal as some here seem to think. Maybe it is in some of your local markets, but not necessarily nationally.

When I see a lot of ink, I wonder what damage she has endured that she feels the need to cover herself up like that. I find it to be trashy and just not alluring tbh.
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crazyjoe
5 years ago
If anything, Dancers without tattoos are anomaly. That also makes them more attractive.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
@spice

Do you have any tats - if so where and what?

If u don't - why not and do you plan to get any?
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Hank Moody
5 years ago
I see the girl not the tattoo. They don’t bother me at all nor do I seek them out. Spending lots of time in strip clubs has made me immune I guess.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Well, I'll say this. I've never turned down an otherwise hot dancer because she didn't have enough tattoos.
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chessmaster
5 years ago
It not an issue unless it's really bad. Theres some places they are unacceptable. I hate tats on the ass, titties, chest and face but otherwise dont care. I like the sexual parts unblemished.
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chessmaster
5 years ago
To me theres a lot of females that intentionally mutilate their body with tats and piercings as some sort of revolt against "the patriarchy".
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Muddy
5 years ago
At this point, if you don't have any tattoos, you are rebelling against society. I don't get the whole tattoo thing but I accept it and don't even really notice to be honest.
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nicespice
5 years ago
@papi

—>“Do you have any tats - if so where and what?”

No tats.

->”If u don't - why not and do you plan to get any?”

I had no strong reason. I just couldn’t be bothered. And it seems that having no tats is an advantage in a lot of clubs so that’s some reinforcement there.
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FishHawk
5 years ago
Even after a few years in the Navy I avoided getting any tattoos. I used to think that women are more attractive without them. I am finding I don’t mind them so much in a strip club. You can talk with a dancer about her tattoos, you can run your fingers over them as part of that conversation. Two strippers with a tattoos that I met recently. One was very musical and had a Marimba tattoo on her leg, she was happy to have me play with it. Another more recently was divorced from a tattoo artist and was a model at tattoo festivals. She has a lot but I find they don’t bother me much. I am happy when I find a girl with few or no tattoos but I am fine either way. I am even getting used to odd hardware scattered about the girls body. I may be an old coot, but the dancers are young and have a different view on what looks good. As long as they are happy I can be happy as well.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
Thanks for the reply @nice
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gSteph
5 years ago
I agree with FishHawk (no navy for me though).
I don't have a strong feeling either way, and it's certainly possible I've had dancers without tattoos before - easy to overlook small ones when you're new, and one is preoccupied with - OMG, boobs.

I find tattoo appreciation talk is a good conversation icebreaker and some are quite interesting. And some stunning women have them.

It was just a unique experience to find two in a row, stunning without ink.
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
I work in a place where there are more girls with tattoos than not... I often get comments from guys who appreciate that I don't have any. But they're wrong! I've actually been tattooed four times... there's a fine line between pain and pleasure, and I personally find that the experience can be rather erotic. I also have a high tolerance for pain so that may have something to do with it.

All four times equal the appearance of only two tattoos... Both are covered no matter how naked I am... can make for a fun show and tell! 🌞
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FishHawk
5 years ago
@EndlessSummer, Show me please.🤪
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
^ You know I'd be happy to! 😘
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WinningdaChumpsGame
5 years ago
^^^Make sure you bring some McDonalds gift cards

EndlessSummer doesn't give out free shows....unless you can get off on the word 'DEEP'

WCG
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
^^ Now wait a minute... I'm a little higher class than that...McRibs are great and all, but they're almost out of season...
Those cards better at least be Chick-fil-a if you wanna get my attention! 🐓🌞
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FishHawk
5 years ago
I am gonna go over the top high-end with Applebee’s gift cards. I am a high class guy.
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
As most, not really into tats; but as others, I won't not deal w/ a dancer b/c of her tats if she's my type o/w - w/ time in SCs I'm not as shocked (per se) by them as when I first started encountering them en-masse in the clubs - there are some tats on dancers that I actually find kinda-sexy in a bad-girl sorta way - there are tats that are kinda sexy, but some that are not which look more kinda gangsta/low-class - anywhere on the neck is a turnoff - on the chest above the breasts going from side to side in the shape of a rainbow is also a turnoff - on the hand or forearm (turnoff) - on the calves also a turnoff especially the back of the calves.
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Nidan111
5 years ago
I see a lot of TATLESS dancers. I’m ok with tats that are well done and have a story behind them. Not a favor of prison tats (single pen inked).
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
@gSteph in Oregon especially that is rare. Besides nicespice, up here in Portland I have only been with one other tat-less stripper. A former ATF years ago. I couldn't imagine two in a row. No fucking way up here.
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PaulDrake
5 years ago
@Summer - So where are your tats exactly? Not sure I understand the comment that your tats are covered even when you are nude... unless you're a "never nude" lol!
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DandyDan
5 years ago
There's one at the club I visit regularly who doesn't have tattoos, but she's also one of the oldest dancers I know currently dancing. Every other dancer there has something.

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gammanu95
5 years ago
I do not find tattoos, in general, to be attractive. There are some girls who can pull them off so well that I cannot imagine her without them. The first was a CF in NOLA who I followed from club to club. Her incredible natural body was neck-to-toes in vividly colored tattoos. She also had a perfectly gorgeous face. I disliked the tattoos intensely, but the rest of her and her personality made me look past them. Now, I couldn't imagine her without them.

Anna Bell Peaks, one of my favorite porn stars, is also noteworthy for her extensive ink and impossible to imagine without them.

Lastly is my CF bartender at Lookers. Perfect body, sexy face, and extensive whole body work. She wore a Poison Ivy costume on Halloween that transformed her tattoos into the characters body vines and branches. Amazing.

But, like all art collections, you need a plan if you are going to get more than a couple of pieces done. Some girls have tattoos that look like a dorm room with different styles and colors scattered about wherever they fit. Even worse is nothing but one giant piece on a leg, or their abdomen, that is too distracting to enjoy.
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
@PaulDrake I have one on my right ankle...I wear boots most of the time, so it remains unseen (and even when I wear shoes or take the boots off in private dances, no one ever really looks at my ankles!)... and the other is on the back of my neck, underneath a thick, kinky mane of hair... and, if I had my way, I'd be an "always nude"! Lol

@FishHawk I'm over here swooning at the thought of Applebees gift cards...I don't know if I'm worthy! 😉😋🌞
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twentyfive
5 years ago
@ES if the thought of Applebees gift cards makes you swoon how do you feel about Olive Garden ? ' ))
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FishHawk
5 years ago
@EndlessSummer, I would give you foot massages in between dances to ease your feet and check out that tattoo. I could kiss that one on the back of your neck. Heck, I’ll kiss the one on your ankle as well.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Anna Bell Peaks... also a fan.
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
How can one girl be so spoiled?!
Offers of massages, tattoo kisses, and gift cards ranging from McDonald's all the way up through Olive Garden?? At this rate, I'll be rotten in no time! 🤪
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
LOL what would happen if someone got EndlessSummer a gift card from Ruth's Chris? 🤯🤯🤯
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twentyfive
5 years ago
^That is a take someone there place, not a gift card, place, and in reality there are many better steakhouse restaurants than Ruth's Chris
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
^ I've used my Discover Card cash back rewards for Ruth's Chris cards. The point being is that it's quite a jump from Applebee's and Olive Garden. That is all.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
^ If I take a gal to a Ruth's Chris restaurant, I want to be sure to enjoy the gratitude, that I get after such a nice dinner, where as I don't mind giving a girl gift cards to those second and third rate places, if I were taking a woman out those places would not be on my favorable impress list.
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
^ good for you!

My point was what would EndlessSummer do if she got a Ruth's Chris gift card since she swoons over Olive Garden ones. That is all.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
I got your point just fine, but you were just trying to cock block everyone from Endless Summer so hell go get a room LOL
and it better be a nice one, none of those motel 6 joints that you cheapskates try to get away with
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
LOL I was just making a joke just like you made one about Olive Garden gift cards over Applebee's.

If you take it as cock blocking, that's on you. Just realize that you did the same exact thing. LMFAO projection much? 🤭
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gammanu95
5 years ago
Ruths Chris overrated garbage. I ate at the one in New Orleans once and never went back.
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
I like them OK. I went just because I got those gift cards. In some ways they ruin a good steak by bathing it in butter. Still better than Olive Garden, though.
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
It's become very obvious to me what's going on here...

This site is full of chubby chasers and you all just wanna do everything in your power to get me up to about 300lbs...

Well, it's starting to work because with all that talk of food, I ended up at Taco Bell! 🌮🌮🌮

If it keeps up, there's gonna be MORE than enough of me to go around!!! 😜🥴😋
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
It's obvious now that the key to EndlessSummer's heart (err, stomach) is all you can eat at the Hometown Buffet. Hell, she might just marry the PL that takes her there.
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ATACdawg
5 years ago
My God, Summer! Taco Bell???? People have been offering you real food here. If you're heart is set on Mexican Cuisine, I'll take you to a half dozen authentic Mex places!
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
^ Can't help it... it's a nostalgic fave! And, a taco in my hand is worth a dozen virtual meals in a bush...er, um.....😉🌞
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twentyfive
5 years ago
Can we make a meal out of the bush
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
^^^ Impressive!! ❤

And, somehow I knew if I just made the mere mention of a bush...🌳🌷...lol

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DenimChicken
5 years ago
> And, a taco in my hand is worth a dozen virtual meals in a bush

This is the type of quality poetry that makes wading through the trolls here, worth it.
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EndlessSummer
5 years ago
^ Just call me Shakesherasspeare 🤪
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MackTruck
5 years ago
^^^Dam! You need a other taco.
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FishHawk
5 years ago
There is a award winning Taco Truck just down the street from a couple of SC’s in P’cola. Jus... saying.
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Musterd21
5 years ago
When I meet a young lady I often ask any tats? If she says no then I ask if she can prove it? Usually gets a laugh.
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Jascoi
5 years ago
i prefer no tats. but tats are not a deal breaker.
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san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Identify the one you want to be waking up in the mornings with, and approach her yourself.

SJG
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loper
5 years ago
Last time I went to the circus there was a booth for Lydia the untattooed lady.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
I'm just going to leave this here.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1W7ZtSHFY_/
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Estafador
5 years ago
if your lightskinned, i would appreciate tats, especially on the back arm or ankle. Tastefully of course. If you have a big butt and/or full tits that aren't obviously balloon fake, a full arm is sexy as hell. Of course, there's such thing as over doing it.

@call.Me.Ishmael ^^^ is a perfect example of what a good tattoo is depending on body type.

Gives those pale folk some color in their otherwise ghostly lives.

A girl gave me a few heavily discounted lap dances for taking such a vested interest in her tattoo collection.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Yeah, that's a good one.
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gSteph
5 years ago
Yowsa, yeah, those look good on her. A light skinned redhead can be dynamite (with or without tattoos)
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