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Who'd You Rather: Cori Nadine vs. Linda O'Neil

AnonymousJim

Scanning the room from the back

6 yrs ago · 2 min read

We begin the second half of the second round back in the Model Bracket. I think this matchup is a pretty big surprise. As a result, I'm interested to see what turnout will end up being. I also have to admit, I have no idea what direction this will go.


Model Bracket: Cori NADINE vs. Linda O'NEIL


Cori NADINE

36D-25-36

ROUND 1: Def. Ashley SINCLAIR, 12-5-4, tuscl.net

PIC 1: contenta.glam0ur.com (larger version of original pic) PIC 2: girlzwelike.com

CLIP 1: (nude photoshoot) xnxx.com CLIP 2: (nude photoshoot) xnxx.com


Meet Ashley Sinclair, who Nadine beat in the first round: i.pinimg.com. I'm still not quite sure how that happened, but somehow, some way, Nadine pulled off the victory by a healthy margin, so obviously some of you are fans. Whether or not she keeps enough of you on board to advance to the Sweet Pussy 16 is another story, but she's here, so she has a chance. Nadine made her name as a fitness model, moving between a toned look she used in her Iron Man Swimsuit Spectacular appearances and online-specific shoots and a much more buff, muscular look when competing. Now a mom, she stays largely out of the limelight, but still posts to her Instagram on occasion.


Linda O'NEIL

32C-23-34

ROUND 1: Def. MERIDIAN, 10-7-3, tuscl.net

PIC 1: tuscl.net PIC 2: bandbunkerclub.com

CLIP 1: (nude photoshoot) pornhub.com CLIP 2: (nude photoshoot) pornhub.com


O'Neil was less of a surprise than Nadine as a winner over Czech/German pornstar Meridian, but Nadine did win by a significantly wider margin. We'll see how things go this time around, as O'Neil, who once touted herself as "The World's Sexiest Brunette," may have her sights set on the Sweet Pussy 16. O'Neil did a little of everything in her time, joining Nadine in the Iron Man Swimsuit Spectacular, while also finding her way into some Playboy special editions and a few B-movies. However, she most made her name with the title above back in the early days of the Internet, though her website hasn't been active for upwards of a decade. Here, though, she's back, and honestly, she may have a shot in the Model Bracket.


When we had matchups like this after epic matchups like D'Errico/Miller in the first round, they tended to feature a lot of complaining about how either of the previous combatants could have easily won against either opponent. I won't even debate that here.

However, separating the celebs from the rest of the field is a good way to determine a celeb-specific champion before the Final Four showdown, so it's probably good to have these ladies competing in a completely different bracket. Plus, as we said with Avluv/Kener, yes, you've gotten dances from, and perhaps even done, worse.

Let's have it out and see what happens.

NADINE or O'NEIL

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Muddy

Nadine

Talk about being in shape

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AnonymousJim

The first Nadine pic leads to a dead link; try this one: glam0ur.com

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JAprufrock

Nadine

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Liwet

I've always been a fan of Linda, and she looked amazing in that Vonage commercial.

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rh48hr

I love both of these women so to make a determination I'll have to nit pick.

I'm going with...

NADINE

Both are hot but I'm taking the more athletic body.

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chimera422

Cori

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datinman

Cori Nadine

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pistola

Nadine

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IHearVoices

Nadine.

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grand1511

ONEIL

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Clubber

Linda O'NEIL

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Longball300

Linda

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gawker

Nadine. Why did the old joke come to mind?: She can’t wrestle but you ought to see her box.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Honestly, it's a tie. But for voting purposes...

Linda O'NEIL

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DeclineToState

What’s the deal w bad boob jobs. But, O’Neil

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gSteph

Linda

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AnonymousJim

Bumping this as someone pulled the double-boner, the useless, not funny 'Both' choice, on a closed first-round thread.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

DeclineToState said "What’s the deal w bad boob jobs."

Old procedures. Thank God they've made great improvements since then.

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AnonymousJim

I like O'Neil's.

Then again, it's becoming apparent to me that I must have been so enamored with big boobs and seen so many B-movies and Internet models with them in the 90's and 2000's that what you guys consider "bad," I'm like, "I like those."

I must have normalized them in my mind.

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Cashman1234

Nadine. But I’m not a major fan of either.

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anthony6613

Nadine

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bullzeye

Nadine

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AnonymousJim

I had a late night tonight due to a decision to go to a Halloween club party. It was ... disappointing.

The girl in the cheerleader costume wasn't even wearing a skirt as it apparently kept riding up on her. She wasn't awful looking and was plenty busty, but she continually ignored me and I finally gave up after a while.

The schoolgirls and maid shouldn't have been exposing as much as they should have.

The hottest dancers came in belly dancer outfits, which was fine, but not ideal. It was the most common costume.

A dancer I didn't want to run into found me, as she wants me to drink a lot with her and can't remember her own phone number or mine. Bleh.

That said, let's close this poll up with the caveat that it's late and I need some sleep, so no new poll until tomorrow night at the earliest.

I have to admit, I don't fully see what you guys see in Nadine. She got in the bracket because I remember her name as perhaps the first Internet-exclusive model I stumbled upon back in my early days on the web. Before her, I was just finding ladies I already knew from TV and B-movies (it's as if this bracket has personal history). But she was the highlight of a page dedicated to wet T-shirts and I was like, "Oh, she's nice, too."

That said, while she looked great on that page, seeing more of her work has just made me think she looks a little too masculine, particularly compared to both Sinclair and O'Neil. Maybe you guys like that buff, muscular look, but I want my women to look like women with curves and toned parts, not to look like muscular, mean-mugged women who will break you over their knee.

So yes, my vote obviously goes toward O'Neil, and it's not like I wouldn't take Nadine, but I'm just a little surprised you guys like your women so buff. Must be a taste I don't have, but one more guys have than I thought.

NADINE: 12 O'NEIL: 8

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Nadine goes into the Sweet Pussy 16 and I should stop doubting her.

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