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Waiting for EndlessSummer

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WinningdaChumpsGameExacerbating my sexual frustration on local dancers

I've been having weekly OTC Club dates with EndlessSummer, Thursday mornings at 3 am

I prepay her with the Cash App for the dates but she's always a no show

As I wait for her tonight I'm thinking of all the things our past dates have provided:

Rent, clothes, school supplies, car payments, probably at least a few pairs of pleasers

I think she is disappointed that only have a short board for her to ride...she's the kind of girl that likes to hang ten on a longboard :) :)

Hope to see you later tonight

Endless Summer
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Jams for the wait
www.youtube.com

WCG

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She wouldn't take my first offer of McDonalds gift cards :(

MILF's got kids to feed

WCG

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I'm thinking she might be a no show...again

After getting high all night, this song kinda has me paranoid about handling myself

www.youtube.com

It also makes me think that pistola would be good at the CIA that dude loves dick

WCG

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Just keep sending that money and things will turn out all good. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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I see the problem here WCG...I must've given you erroneous CashApp info! I don't know who the lucky recipient was of all the previous funds, but please make sure to repeat all those transactions, and send all future payments to $umher ...

At the very least, I see you've been thoroughly entertained while waiting, so I don't feel quite so bad! ๐ŸŒž

I don't have any video suggestions, but perhaps you'd like a bit of light reading to set the mood while you wait for me to verify the funds this time...

www.literotica.com

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Oh, and btw... everyone knows, it's not the size of the board, it's the motion of the ocean! ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒŠ

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I know how you feel. I had to wait 5 minutes for nicespice before she showed up. Twice! It just about drove me nuts. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿคฏ

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Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesteday!

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WinningdaChumpsGame
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$umher yup that's what i have you saved as

I'll resend the money since you seem to not be receiving the funds

Next week?????๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

WCG

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FLF there must have been something about watching that video before going to bed on the night before Halloween

I kept dreaming of my new CF giving me dances in that cow costume

I was squeezing her udders til she screamed MOOO

When i woke up, there was a wet stain on the front of shorts

Kinda spooky that she can make me LDK in my sleep... definitely a PL win though

WCG

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Btw can we trade the ๐Ÿฆ„ horn for a ๐Ÿฎ costume

I need some spicy milkshakes in my life

WCG

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Does that make her a unicow? That's so wrong. ๐Ÿคญ

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WCG... if you've got the money honey, I've got the time!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Ok... I think I have a real problem... I might need to find a 12-step program for my new tuscl addiction. I actually watched all of those videos in their entirety and know exactly what you guys are talking about right now... I think I should be afraid, very afraid!

Btw, I truly enjoyed my namesake movie... I think twentyfive had recommended it previously and I had it on my list to watch, but the link bumped that up a lot quicker for me. So, thanks!

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^ Glad you enjoyed that movie it was a docudrama but I did quite a bit of surfing in my younger days, now Iโ€™m more into stand up paddle boarding itโ€™s a lot gentler on my old joints but still an excellent workout

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^ I had no idea what to expect... In fact, in the beginning I was afraid it was going to be brokeback beachfront or something the way they showed the silhouettes of those two guys against the sunset! ๐Ÿ˜
But, in the end, what's not to like about beautiful scenery and that sneaky, dry humor of the narrator?
There's no way you'd ever catch me on a surfboard, but I've wondered about the paddleboarding thing... Supposed to be really good for the core... Maybe I'll give it a try someday when I retire to a little hut on the beach...๐Ÿ–

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@ES a shitty day on the water beats the hell out of everything else, you could try stand up Paddle boarding any place, in your neck of the woods thereโ€™s plenty of beautiful freshwater lakes , why wait till you retire, take your kids and rent a board itโ€™ll be one of those memories youโ€™ll never regret.

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^ Why donโ€™t you go suck on the barrel of a 12 gauge and pull the trigger I bet it would improve your life you sad degenerate wreck of a life, dougie

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It's kinda ironic. EndlessSummer's avatar is a Bitmoji of her jumping off a diving board and she can't swim. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Maybe it's a metaphor for her TUSCL naivete. ๐Ÿ˜

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Youโ€™re the one dancing sicko you keep posting after me and chasing me around BTW stop sending me your sick PMs

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EndlessSummer
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Gotta โค that ignore button!! ๐ŸŒž

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^ Iโ€™m with you babes but that sick disgusting loser interferes in every thread at some point he needs to be called on his cowardly bullshit, you know it would never happen IRL

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Bye dogie hope your suicide happens soon

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The first two videos posted in this thread, I've never seen. Thank you WCG and FLF for keeping me in the know. That second one had 58 million views, I guess I really am living under a rock. The government knows video was cool as fuck and the lyrics were actually pretty good.

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@25 You're SO right! The only difference is that we'll have to wait til warmer weather comes back next year... not a problem though, I'll be all over it when it does. ๐ŸŒž

@Sir I absolutely did NOT catch the irony of my avatar! Lol
I love the analogy though...definitely jumped in with both feet, having no idea how deep it was gonna be...๐Ÿ˜‹

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^ LOL she said "deep". Yeah baby! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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WTF EndlessSummer

You made Sirlap ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ but you won't even show up for me ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

Make it up to me next week, i got ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ on it's way

WCG

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^ What can I say? He was easy... all I had to do was say "deep"!
Hmmm... guess there's no back charging him now...๐Ÿค”
Well, no matter... of course I'll make it up to you! Your patience, and what I can only assume will be unsurpassed, generosity will be handsomely rewarded...๐ŸŒž

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@EndlessSummer if we ever meet in real life at your club, at the very least I'll throw you a bone and give you an awesome backrub. So good it will make you slap your masseuse. And when I give them, I go...wait for it...

...

...

...DEEP! ๐Ÿค—

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^Ummm.... which comes first?

  The backrub... or the bone? ๐Ÿ–  

(My apologies!! I know exactly how terrible that was, but I couldn't make my fingers stop typing... ) ๐Ÿคช

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LOL it's usually the backrub but also very quickly followed by the bone. Especially if she's a hottie. Also by the time you feel that bone you won't care because the backrub will be so good. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ–

(No need to apologize! I love word play and innuendo. Besides, the best posts come from those immediate first thoughts...) ๐Ÿ˜

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Careful with that ๐Ÿ–

SirLap has been known to FRLDK

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

WCG

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lol

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For the record, I have just two FRLDKs out of hundreds of wonderful massages. One with my ATF DS and the other with the sluttiest fave ever. Both were simply bucket list / YOLO endeavors. Not something I regularly do or want.

Regardless, FRLDK is chump game winning on another level. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘

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^^^ So glad I don't have to censor myself!! I swear I sometimes think I was given the mind of a 15 year old boy to go with all these feminine wiles! Lol

And, I think I could be dangerous if I had the kind of power to make men FRLDK!
I'm afraid I would possibly be tempted to use those powers for evil instead of good...๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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โ€”>โ€œ I sometimes think I was given the mind of a 15 year old boy to go with all these feminine wiles! Lolโ€

This may come as a shock to everyone on the board, but Iโ€™m the same way ๐Ÿ˜

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Censoring oneself on a strip club website is like watching a porno and averting your eyes whenever you see genitals.

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^ I censor myself on stripperweb all the time. Feeling the need to do so is why I participate here way more than there tho. ๐Ÿ˜…

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^ to my point, stripperweb is a PG-13 strip club website. ๐Ÿ˜

So glad you post here. I need my daily nicespice troll. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฅฐ

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Dam skippy

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@EndlessSummer don't ever underestimate your natural FRLDK power. With the right PL I'd bet you could "pull" it "off". In fact, you should try it on WCG and since he's prepay you have nothing to lose! ๐Ÿคญ

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I'd have to stick with the ๐Ÿฎ costume with my CF for the FRLDK

With EndlessSummer, i think this dancer costume that my lovely CF DS๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• shared recently would work best

m.youtube.com

Two swings of that tail and I'd ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

WCG

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@WCG Did you just call me OLD???!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ซ

(Tee hee ๐Ÿคญ)

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@SirLap I guess I have something to "shoot" for now...๐Ÿ˜‹

@nice I don't know about you, but I wouldn't trade this "boy brain" for anything...๐ŸŒž

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EndlessSummer
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^ Yeah... didn't work out so good for that Lewinsky chick...๐Ÿ˜

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EndlessSummer- when i saw that clip i thought about you and got a ๐Ÿ– instantly

That being said, I'm gonna hodl my shitcoin until you reach GILF status

Need to have enough funds to secure you as my sugar nana

WCG

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It's so comforting to know I'm gonna be wildly desired when I'm dinosaur old and morbidly obese! ๐ŸŒž

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Summer never ends on many levels. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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EndlessSummer
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^ That's so....

      wait for it....  

...... DEEP! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ’‹

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^ Yeah baby!

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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