Waiting for EndlessSummer

She wouldn't take my first offer of McDonalds gift cards :(

MILF's got kids to feed

WCG

I'm thinking she might be a no show...again

After getting high all night, this song kinda has me paranoid about handling myself

It also makes me think that pistola would be good at the CIA that dude loves dick

WCG

Just keep sending that money and things will turn out all good. 😊

I see the problem here WCG...I must've given you erroneous CashApp info! I don't know who the lucky recipient was of all the previous funds, but please make sure to repeat all those transactions, and send all future payments to $umher ...

At the very least, I see you've been thoroughly entertained while waiting, so I don't feel quite so bad! 🌞

I don't have any video suggestions, but perhaps you'd like a bit of light reading to set the mood while you wait for me to verify the funds this time...

Oh, and btw... everyone knows, it's not the size of the board, it's the motion of the ocean! 🌊🌞🌊

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesteday!

$umher yup that's what i have you saved as

I'll resend the money since you seem to not be receiving the funds

Next week?????😇😇😇😇

WCG

FLF there must have been something about watching that video before going to bed on the night before Halloween

I kept dreaming of my new CF giving me dances in that cow costume

I was squeezing her udders til she screamed MOOO

When i woke up, there was a wet stain on the front of shorts

Kinda spooky that she can make me LDK in my sleep... definitely a PL win though

WCG

Btw can we trade the 🦄 horn for a 🐮 costume

I need some spicy milkshakes in my life

WCG

WCG... if you've got the money honey, I've got the time!! 😉 💰💰💰

Ok... I think I have a real problem... I might need to find a 12-step program for my new tuscl addiction. I actually watched all of those videos in their entirety and know exactly what you guys are talking about right now... I think I should be afraid, very afraid!

Btw, I truly enjoyed my namesake movie... I think twentyfive had recommended it previously and I had it on my list to watch, but the link bumped that up a lot quicker for me. So, thanks!

^ Glad you enjoyed that movie it was a docudrama but I did quite a bit of surfing in my younger days, now I’m more into stand up paddle boarding it’s a lot gentler on my old joints but still an excellent workout

^ I had no idea what to expect... In fact, in the beginning I was afraid it was going to be brokeback beachfront or something the way they showed the silhouettes of those two guys against the sunset! 😏 But, in the end, what's not to like about beautiful scenery and that sneaky, dry humor of the narrator? There's no way you'd ever catch me on a surfboard, but I've wondered about the paddleboarding thing... Supposed to be really good for the core... Maybe I'll give it a try someday when I retire to a little hut on the beach...🏖

@ES a shitty day on the water beats the hell out of everything else, you could try stand up Paddle boarding any place, in your neck of the woods there’s plenty of beautiful freshwater lakes , why wait till you retire, take your kids and rent a board it’ll be one of those memories you’ll never regret.

^ Why don’t you go suck on the barrel of a 12 gauge and pull the trigger I bet it would improve your life you sad degenerate wreck of a life, dougie

You’re the one dancing sicko you keep posting after me and chasing me around BTW stop sending me your sick PMs

Gotta ❤ that ignore button!! 🌞

^ I’m with you babes but that sick disgusting loser interferes in every thread at some point he needs to be called on his cowardly bullshit, you know it would never happen IRL

Bye dogie hope your suicide happens soon

The first two videos posted in this thread, I've never seen. Thank you WCG and FLF for keeping me in the know. That second one had 58 million views, I guess I really am living under a rock. The government knows video was cool as fuck and the lyrics were actually pretty good.

@25 You're SO right! The only difference is that we'll have to wait til warmer weather comes back next year... not a problem though, I'll be all over it when it does. 🌞

@Sir I absolutely did NOT catch the irony of my avatar! Lol I love the analogy though...definitely jumped in with both feet, having no idea how deep it was gonna be...😋

WTF EndlessSummer

You made Sirlap 🍆💦💦💦 but you won't even show up for me 😢😢

Make it up to me next week, i got 💰💰 on it's way

WCG

^ What can I say? He was easy... all I had to do was say "deep"! Hmmm... guess there's no back charging him now...🤔 Well, no matter... of course I'll make it up to you! Your patience, and what I can only assume will be unsurpassed, generosity will be handsomely rewarded...🌞

^Ummm.... which comes first?

The backrub... or the bone? 🍖

(My apologies!! I know exactly how terrible that was, but I couldn't make my fingers stop typing... ) 🤪

Careful with that 🍖

SirLap has been known to FRLDK

🍆💦💦💦

WCG

lol

^^^ So glad I don't have to censor myself!! I swear I sometimes think I was given the mind of a 15 year old boy to go with all these feminine wiles! Lol

And, I think I could be dangerous if I had the kind of power to make men FRLDK!
I'm afraid I would possibly be tempted to use those powers for evil instead of good...😈

—>“ I sometimes think I was given the mind of a 15 year old boy to go with all these feminine wiles! Lol”

This may come as a shock to everyone on the board, but I’m the same way 😁

^ I censor myself on stripperweb all the time. Feeling the need to do so is why I participate here way more than there tho. 😅

Dam skippy

I'd have to stick with the 🐮 costume with my CF for the FRLDK

With EndlessSummer, i think this dancer costume that my lovely CF DS😍💕💕 shared recently would work best

Two swings of that tail and I'd 🍆💦💦💦

WCG

@WCG Did you just call me OLD???!!! 😱🤯😫

(Tee hee 🤭)

@SirLap I guess I have something to "shoot" for now...😋

@nice I don't know about you, but I wouldn't trade this "boy brain" for anything...🌞

^ Yeah... didn't work out so good for that Lewinsky chick...😏

EndlessSummer- when i saw that clip i thought about you and got a 🍖 instantly

That being said, I'm gonna hodl my shitcoin until you reach GILF status

Need to have enough funds to secure you as my sugar nana

WCG

It's so comforting to know I'm gonna be wildly desired when I'm dinosaur old and morbidly obese! 🌞

^ That's so....

wait for it....

...... DEEP! 🌞💋🌞💋