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Who'd You Rather: Carmen Electra vs. Kiana Tom

AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Wednesday, October 30, 2019 9:26 PM
On the heels of one very fit woman advancing to the Sweet Pussy 16, another steps up to the plate. However, she's taking on the woman who's probably taught a healthy number of our favorite dancers their moves through her Strip Aerobics videos. This could be interesting. --- Celebrity Bracket: Carmen ELECTRA vs. Kiana TOM --- Carmen ELECTRA 36C-24-35 ROUND 1: Def. Katarina WITT, 15-8-3, [view link] PIC 1: [view link] PIC 2: [view link] CLIP 1: (lingerie dancing) [view link] CLIP 2: (wet running & writhing) [view link] --- Electra drew a unique first-round foe in sultry skater Katarina Witt, and while the former East German had her fans, Electra won easily. She continues taking on challengers who spend a lot of time training & toning as she moves onto Tom. Electra seems like the ideal celeb for this board: She's appeared in Playboy multiple times and is the purveyor of what's probably the most popular learn-to-strip videos ever released, assuming you don't count Elizabeth Berkley's turn in Showgirls. She's hot, she dances and she takes off her clothes. Even Prince was enamored once upon a time. Whatever you consider "it" to be, she's got it. --- Kiana TOM 36D-23-35 ROUND 1: Def. Nicole KIDMAN, 14-8, [view link] PIC 1: [view link] PIC 2: [view link] CLIP 1: (working out in workout tops, bikinis) [view link] CLIP 2: (working out in workout tops, bikinis) [view link] --- Tom is probably the least-known celebrity remaining in the Celebrity Bracket, as you had to be willing to channel surf in the 90's to know who she is. That said, Denise Austin was great and all, but Tom appealed to a different demographic when her show came on. It says something that Tom was able to rather decisively beat Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman in the first round. Kidman has greater fame and certainly isn't bad looking, but Tom's bod, which caught the eye of Eminem and Playboy photographers, was too good. The similarly shaped and perhaps more talented Electra may present more of a challenge, though. --- You guys have surprised me a bunch in the second round. Let's see what happens with this one. ELECTRA or TOM

26 comments

  • Fun_Loving_Fella
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    5 years ago
    It's ELECTRA! You can't see it (it's ELECTRA!) You gotta feel it (it's ELECTRA!) Ooh, it's shakin' (it's ELECTRA!) Jiggle-a-mesa-cara She's a pumpin' like a matic She's a movin' like ELECTRA She sure got the boogie You gotta know it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie!) Now you can't hold it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie!) But you know it there, Here, there and everywhere I've got to move, I'm going on a party ride I've got to groove, groove, groove, And from this music I just can't hide Are you comin' with me? Come let me take you on a party ride And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you I'll teach you the ELECTRA slide Some say it's mystic (It's electric Boogie woogie, woogie) You can't resist it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie) You can't do without it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie) Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic She's movin' like ELECTRA She sure got the boogie Don't want to lose it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie) But you can't choose it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie) But you know it's there, Here, there and everywhere I've got to move, Come let me take you on a party ride And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you I'll teach you the ELECTRA slide You can't see it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie) You gotta feel it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie) Ooh, it's shakin' (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie) Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic She's movin' like ELECTRA She sure got the boogie You gotta know it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie!) Now you can't hold it (It's ELECTRA Boogie woogie, woogie!) But you know it's there, Here, there and everywhere Ola ola eh, ola eh (don dela don deloh!) Ola ola eh, ola eh (don dela don deloh!) Ola ola eh, ola eh (don dela don deloh!) Ola ola eh, ola eh (don dela don deloh!) Ola ola eh, ola eh (don dela don deloh!)
  • Clubber
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    5 years ago
    Kiana TOM, without question!
  • Muddy
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    5 years ago
    Clubber, How surprising My vote Electra
  • Corvus
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    5 years ago
    Tom
  • anthony6613
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    5 years ago
    Electra
  • wallanon
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    5 years ago
    So Kiana Tom is hot, and I like Asian gals, but I'm not that big into fitness models. I always thought Carmen Electra was overrated, but I get why guys like her when she's in top form. ELECTRA.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    5 years ago
    Electra.
  • IHearVoices
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    5 years ago
    Unlike Miller/D'Errico, this is close in a good way. While almost moved by FLF's Electric Slide inspired ode to Carmen, I'm going with Kiana Tom.
  • chimera422
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    5 years ago
    Carmen
  • grand1511
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    5 years ago
    ELECTRA
  • DeclineToState
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    5 years ago
    Electra
  • Hank Moody
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    5 years ago
    Ugh. I have to abstain. Two of my all time faves. I don’t want to hurt either of their feelings.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    5 years ago
    Lol... Yeah, I suspect that they're both following this with baited breath.
  • Longball300
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    5 years ago
    Carmen
  • Ferdinx
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    5 years ago
    Close, but Carmen
  • gSteph
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    5 years ago
    Carmen, but would willingly console the runner up.
  • joatmon
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    5 years ago
    Carmen Electra
  • bullzeye
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    5 years ago
    These are getting more difficult. But for me, if I have to choose, it’d be Carmen (She’s got the same first name as an old gf so that may have been what sealed my choice.)
  • londonguy
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    5 years ago
    Carmen Electra
  • datinman
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    5 years ago
    Looks like Carmen is going to win in a landslide. I can understand, but Rodman ruined her for me for all times. I vote Tom.
  • ATACdawg
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    5 years ago
    Kiana Tom is very, very hot, butttt.... Carmen.
  • Cashman1234
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    5 years ago
    Carmen Electra! I watched - and jerked out many loads to Kiana Tom, but Carmen is a true dream girl.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    5 years ago
    Always thought Electra was sexy - not really into Asian chicks: ELECTRA
  • JAprufrock
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    5 years ago
    Tom. Vote wasted, but it's who I'd rather do. I must admit my image of Electra is tainted knowing she was with that diseased scrotum Dennis Rodman.
  • rh48hr
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    5 years ago
    I may end up on thr losing side of this one, but this is another coin flip for me. I could smash either one. This one came up tails. TOM
  • AnonymousJim
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    5 years ago
    As we close this thread, I have to admit, I did not expect we'd get something like "The Electra Slide" in the bracket. I like it, though. It made the matchup memorable. Interest in this one seemed to fade as it was clear it wasn't much of a contest, but I think we've learned that yes, there are some Kiana Tom fans out there. I'm pretty sure Bracket 2: Electric (Electra?) Boogaloo will feature at least a handful of strong-but-eliminated competitors from Bracket 1: A New Hope. It's difficult for me to see Tom not getting a shot in such a bracket, and perhaps even in a region less loaded than this year's Celebrity was. I'm pretty convinced she could have killed it in the Model Bracket, and that arguably might have been a better fit for her if the draw fell just a little bit differently. As it was, I think she had a good run. I'll toss Tom one more vote, though I, too, wouldn't turn down either. ELECTRA: 17 TOM: 7 A̶b̶s̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶:̶ ̶2̶ Carmen Electra moves on comfortably. Our next matchup will be in the Pornstar Bracket, but I have some business to attend to before I open that poll up. Look for it later tonight.
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