Who'd You Rather: Carmen Electra vs. Kiana Tom
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
On the heels of one very fit woman advancing to the Sweet Pussy 16, another steps up to the plate. However, she's taking on the woman who's probably taught a healthy number of our favorite dancers their moves through her Strip Aerobics videos. This could be interesting.
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Celebrity Bracket: Carmen ELECTRA vs. Kiana TOM
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Carmen ELECTRA
36C-24-35
ROUND 1: Def. Katarina WITT, 15-8-3, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1911
PIC 2: https://www.foxhq.com/carmen-electra-nud…
CLIP 1: (lingerie dancing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI_U2q_1…
CLIP 2: (wet running & writhing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7tetBxW…
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Electra drew a unique first-round foe in sultry skater Katarina Witt, and while the former East German had her fans, Electra won easily. She continues taking on challengers who spend a lot of time training & toning as she moves onto Tom. Electra seems like the ideal celeb for this board: She's appeared in Playboy multiple times and is the purveyor of what's probably the most popular learn-to-strip videos ever released, assuming you don't count Elizabeth Berkley's turn in Showgirls. She's hot, she dances and she takes off her clothes. Even Prince was enamored once upon a time. Whatever you consider "it" to be, she's got it.
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Kiana TOM
36D-23-35
ROUND 1: Def. Nicole KIDMAN, 14-8, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1932
PIC 2: http://cdn28.us1.fansshare.com/photograp…
CLIP 1: (working out in workout tops, bikinis) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVaPS8JD…
CLIP 2: (working out in workout tops, bikinis) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl64gchd…
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Tom is probably the least-known celebrity remaining in the Celebrity Bracket, as you had to be willing to channel surf in the 90's to know who she is. That said, Denise Austin was great and all, but Tom appealed to a different demographic when her show came on. It says something that Tom was able to rather decisively beat Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman in the first round. Kidman has greater fame and certainly isn't bad looking, but Tom's bod, which caught the eye of Eminem and Playboy photographers, was too good. The similarly shaped and perhaps more talented Electra may present more of a challenge, though.
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You guys have surprised me a bunch in the second round. Let's see what happens with this one.
ELECTRA
or TOM
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Celebrity Bracket: Carmen ELECTRA vs. Kiana TOM
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Carmen ELECTRA
36C-24-35
ROUND 1: Def. Katarina WITT, 15-8-3, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1911
PIC 2: https://www.foxhq.com/carmen-electra-nud…
CLIP 1: (lingerie dancing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI_U2q_1…
CLIP 2: (wet running & writhing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7tetBxW…
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Electra drew a unique first-round foe in sultry skater Katarina Witt, and while the former East German had her fans, Electra won easily. She continues taking on challengers who spend a lot of time training & toning as she moves onto Tom. Electra seems like the ideal celeb for this board: She's appeared in Playboy multiple times and is the purveyor of what's probably the most popular learn-to-strip videos ever released, assuming you don't count Elizabeth Berkley's turn in Showgirls. She's hot, she dances and she takes off her clothes. Even Prince was enamored once upon a time. Whatever you consider "it" to be, she's got it.
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Kiana TOM
36D-23-35
ROUND 1: Def. Nicole KIDMAN, 14-8, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1932
PIC 2: http://cdn28.us1.fansshare.com/photograp…
CLIP 1: (working out in workout tops, bikinis) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVaPS8JD…
CLIP 2: (working out in workout tops, bikinis) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl64gchd…
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Tom is probably the least-known celebrity remaining in the Celebrity Bracket, as you had to be willing to channel surf in the 90's to know who she is. That said, Denise Austin was great and all, but Tom appealed to a different demographic when her show came on. It says something that Tom was able to rather decisively beat Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman in the first round. Kidman has greater fame and certainly isn't bad looking, but Tom's bod, which caught the eye of Eminem and Playboy photographers, was too good. The similarly shaped and perhaps more talented Electra may present more of a challenge, though.
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You guys have surprised me a bunch in the second round. Let's see what happens with this one.
ELECTRA
or TOM
25 comments
How surprising
My vote
Electra
Carmen
(She’s got the same first name as an old gf so that may have been what sealed my choice.)
Carmen.
ELECTRA
Vote wasted, but it's who I'd rather do. I must admit my image of Electra is tainted knowing she was with that diseased scrotum Dennis Rodman.
TOM
Interest in this one seemed to fade as it was clear it wasn't much of a contest, but I think we've learned that yes, there are some Kiana Tom fans out there. I'm pretty sure Bracket 2: Electric (Electra?) Boogaloo will feature at least a handful of strong-but-eliminated competitors from Bracket 1: A New Hope. It's difficult for me to see Tom not getting a shot in such a bracket, and perhaps even in a region less loaded than this year's Celebrity was. I'm pretty convinced she could have killed it in the Model Bracket, and that arguably might have been a better fit for her if the draw fell just a little bit differently. As it was, I think she had a good run.
I'll toss Tom one more vote, though I, too, wouldn't turn down either.
ELECTRA: 17
TOM: 7
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Carmen Electra moves on comfortably.
Our next matchup will be in the Pornstar Bracket, but I have some business to attend to before I open that poll up. Look for it later tonight.