A shell of its former self

I went to Coliseum for some Thursday night fun. Immediately when I got in the parking lot I knew something wasn’t right and should have checked here first. Barely any cars in the lot and no attendant at the front booth, just a sign that says to pull up. So pull up to the door and go in and pay the $10 for cover, thinking that there must be many more people in the back. Nope! Place is about 80% empty, with a few customers scattered around the place and literally 4 dancers that I ever saw on stage or walking around in the 40 minutes I stayed. Paid $15 for a drink and watched 2 dancers up on stage the entire time, one for about 4-5 songs and the other I honestly lost count on. Out of the 4 that were there, 2 of them were cute but I wouldn’t say total knockouts. None of them came up to me. It’s also odd because I saw no one go into the back. Normally you see ladies going back there with guys like clockwork. They must be getting watched very closely with Penthouse Club getting shut down, or they must’ve gotten a stern warning.

After about 40 minutes of mostly watching football, I finally got up and left. I was pretty disappointed because I brought a few hundred hoping to at least get some lap dances. I’ve heard about Inkster area and I haven’t ventured that far out before but I’m willing to make a little field trip next time. Also they still charge the $8 for valet even though it was totally unnecessary because there were many open spots.