Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156

Comfortable

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tuscl
Nov 2, 2019, 6:11 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Not my first visit, but I feel like I've changed my mind. While the quality isn't 10s across the board you know what you're getting when you come by. The place hasn't changed much. Hispanics crawling on the walls. Both patrons and the girls. I saw one black girl that wasn't latin. and maybe one that was. The rest were white/light skinned cubans. a couple 8s, but most hung around 6-7. If you stop one of the girls and know Spanish they'll chat you up and work for the tip parade.

I got 6 dances over two sessions by daniela(?). Really not sure about her name. She went for the handshake and made some intense eye contact. Didn't have a choice at that point. Great dances overall. Knew how to move and adjust. Said she was 29. Long blonde hair, slender, dead eyes, white cuban. Surprised me how honest she was. After every dance she asked -- one more? -- and let me know we were rolling into the next. I appreciated that. Most don't, forcing you to be ultra aware and taking you out of the experience ironically. Left satisfied* with the whole experience. Bouncer is in the LD room, but might as well not be. Overspent for the contact, but for me that's a rarity.

Don't care for the music, but that's an extremely personal gripe, and we're not here for that anyway. Volume was good. I always wonder how some clubs find that sweet spot that lets you talk without screaming while drowning out the other patrons and the hubbub.

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