Did you see the photo of the ape that did this? dailymail.co.uk
He looks exactly the way you would expect an ape who installs a “fuck you” statute in his lawn to look. All in all not very rickish. I mean really, if he is totally over his ex he wouldn’t have....
Wait, this is completely rickish. I mean, it’s kind of an asshole thing to do, right? All the other creatures in the neighborhood have their lives disrupted, after all. But it isn’t like he firebombed his ex’s house. That would be 100% dickish and, therefore, totally non-rickish. I mean, I might have left a decaying zebra corpse on my ex’s lawn and paid the local vultures to shout obscenities at her, but still you have to admit this was well played.
Plus, I bet lighting the statue all night attracts insects during the summer. That will make it easy for all of the bat families in the neighborhood to feed themselves. In that neighborhood all the little bat mommas have enough insect protein to make milk for their batlings. It is almost like he’s an environmentalist. A rickish environmentalist that flips off his ex 24/7! 😉
Bravo! This rick’s hat is off to that crazy-ass ape!
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last commentI believe that was outside Detroit. Funny thing was he owned a bunch of strip clubs
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A gentleman, indeed....
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That story happened in 2013. But it's still funny.
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This was Alan Markovitz, the Detroit strip club owner. Here's my post from 2013:
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Did you see the photo of the ape that did this? dailymail.co.uk
He looks exactly the way you would expect an ape who installs a “fuck you” statute in his lawn to look. All in all not very rickish. I mean really, if he is totally over his ex he wouldn’t have....
Wait, this is completely rickish. I mean, it’s kind of an asshole thing to do, right? All the other creatures in the neighborhood have their lives disrupted, after all. But it isn’t like he firebombed his ex’s house. That would be 100% dickish and, therefore, totally non-rickish. I mean, I might have left a decaying zebra corpse on my ex’s lawn and paid the local vultures to shout obscenities at her, but still you have to admit this was well played.
rickishly played, if you will. ROAR!!!
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Plus, I bet lighting the statue all night attracts insects during the summer. That will make it easy for all of the bat families in the neighborhood to feed themselves. In that neighborhood all the little bat mommas have enough insect protein to make milk for their batlings. It is almost like he’s an environmentalist. A rickish environmentalist that flips off his ex 24/7! 😉
Bravo! This rick’s hat is off to that crazy-ass ape!
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