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The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Gross, but gets the job done

Heard about this place when I was visiting Madison and I had to see it to believe it. I walked into the building and was greeted by 3 girls. A slim redhead, older blonde and…

Red Zebra

Matawan, New Jersey

One beer and done, not much going on at the Zebra!

So I was driving through south jersey and finally decided on stopping at the Red Zebra despite the negative reviews, well I should have listened as it was a pretty mundane visit. Not much to report,…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

First Visit

Stopped by on a Friday late afternoon a few weeks back. No cover, so I walked in before whenever that starts. Got a rum and coke for $8 I believe. Not really here…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Another Flop

I was in the area dropping a friend off so I decided to stop by afterwards. Previously my visits have average from terrible to mediocre. Today's stop definitely landed on the terrible side. Last time…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Good times

This review happened about a month ago. Was doing business in Pasco and after no luck at Allure I head down the street to Bare Assets. Set up feels like it was previously…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Atlantis

Ive been to Atlantis several times within the past month. It is down the street from where I have been working so its been a convenient place to stop by. Havn't had any…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Oz - nipple sucking fun

This visit was within the past month. I was here on a Thursday evening after my flight from NY. Ive described the interior of this club before, personally I think is a…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Beware the expensive drinks.

I'm not sure if this is currently still called Cheetah's or if it's Babe's. But anywho, I stopped by about 3:30pm after another disappointing monday at Hi-Liter. I'd been here 2 or 3 times before…

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I just busted a troll.

I just busted a troll. I just busted a troll. Missboddy. She used a picture from some other gal’s Snapchat, photo shopped her facial features and head on to that body. It was kind of fun playing…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Afternoon delight?

While on a multi-hour wait for a car repair, I took a ride share to this club, which I haven't visited for at least 6 years. First impressions were that the energy level was…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Great dances, but consider yourself warned.

XTC is hands down my favorite club in Austin. Nude, BYOB, and plenty of ladies if you go at the right time. Friday afternoons are, in my opinion, the best time to visit…

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Ignore list

I just checked my ignored list on my profile. It says YOU IGNORE NOBODY. HONORABLE. I don't even ignored the faggots on here. Are you proud of me?

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I met the Donald Yesterday!

I met the Donald and he is a good promoter of the shit truck business. He wanted to drive the shit truck and would not pass up the photo opportunities. https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2188

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

Ghosts of Strippers Past

Abandoned and decaying, the Ghosts of Strippers Past haunt this place still today. Stuck in the middle of Nowhere, The Candy Factory's once bright exterior now dark. If you stand at night, in the darkness, next to the broken…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Same shit diff day

Formalities : small gravel parking lot that opens to the back door.. Walking in you pass the bathrooms, a changing room, and the vip booth. Then there is a bar in the left, a juke…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Very hot Saturday afternoon

Wish we could remember her name. Went Saturday afternoon with boyfriend for some entertainment. Girls are always friendly, unlike most clubs toward couples. Most girls were 5-6 with one definite…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Annual recon visit - Good Times!

So i stopped by on my approximately annual recon visit to my old fav club (from 10 years ago). Usually a hit or miss place. Likely still is. However, day shift girl selection has improved…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Great Thursday night.

Came down to Chicago for business and ended up at the Gold Club around 8 or 9. Not exactly near downtown, but the money you spend getting here on an Uber is easily saved on…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Meeting my prom date at long last

After the fiasco earlier this year about ID information being used for sending club flyers to peoples' home addresses, I was reticient about coming back to Lust. When I read where this may…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphire pool review(not the strip club)

THIS IS A REVIEW OF THE SAPPHIRE TOPLESS POOL AND NOT THE STRIP CLUB ITSELF. I was criticised for not enough details so here goes! FACILITY- The pool area is attached to the south of the…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Hit or miss topless club with a bartender and dancer who saved this visit

I stopped in while I was in town on business. Once I was inside the club, the bartender was hot and friendly and I felt totally comfortable. Fritz’s is located in an industrial area and…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

thursday evening

Checked out this club on a Thursday afternoon. Paid cover, it was 5 bucks. The immediate layout was impressive. One main stage with a bunch of small stages on the side. Perfect if you have…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Great first time!

Arrived at the club shortly after 9pm. It’s located on an access road next to the freeway and was well lit and easy to find. Pulled in and didn’t see any way to…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Cherry

Been a regular here for a while. Got there at about 11:30 in the a.m. was asked to sign in for the lunch special. Its $6 to get lunch and you get a free pass…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Sat afternoon fun

Went on a sat afternoon around lunch. There is no cover and you get free lunch with a beer purchase. I sat down and ordered a few beers with my burger. Beers…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

How the Mighty Have Fallen

It was almost exactly five years to the day that I last visited the Oddball Cabaret. I'd say it'll be another five years before I go back but I doubt it will be there…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogies

Walked into bogies on a Wednesday around 1-2 not much going on, a couple what looked like regulars at the bar, and the place was smoky as usual. Grabbed a beer and sat down to…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Cubana fun

Been a while since my last review of this place. I’ve reviewed it for afternoons, this stop was maybe about a month or two ago on a weekend night. Can’t remember if it…

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Meet Jeffrey Epstein’s gang of accused slave ‘recruiters’

These Epstein enablers should be prosecuted. https://nypost.com/2019/08/10/meet-jeffrey-epsteins-gang-of-accused-slave-recruiters/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20190811&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8168230-711691148

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Pig fought the law, and the law's winning

Ballpark Tavern has been shut down by the local police and District Attorney's Office. A complaint was brought against the club by the Bucks County District Attorney and the Liquor Control Board, and the court granted…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synner, or saint :/

As my initial review was flagged for not enough detail, I’ll try to fill in the blanks... Traveling for business, and was tired of the bar scene, so I flipped open TUSCL and found a few…

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Cardinals DE Darius Philon arrested for allegedly threatening to shoot woman out

https://finance.yahoo.com/video/cardinals-darius-philon-arrested-allegedly-232317227.html

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Kissing: mouth, breasts, or pussy. What's your favorite?

What's your favorite to kiss (lick or suck on)? A woman's mouth, breasts, or pussy? (Kind of an alternate discussion to the cleavage vs camel toe)

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The bigger the hoop the bigger the ho

Who else is into a gal that dons the ponytail and hoop earrings look? Idk why, I love it. Is it a fetish thing or is it normal? Anyone else find this hot?

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Who'd You Rather: Madison Ivy vs. Jenna Jameson

This one should be interesting. I think it's going to be important to emphasize one thing with this: We are evaluating the women IN THEIR PRIME. Granted, let's be fair: Jenna's looking arguably better now ... https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/pictures/jenna-jameson-lost-80-pounds-post-baby-pictures-diet-tips/suck-in-for-perspective/ ... then she has…

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Playing the birthday card

I got a birthday coming up this week. Normally I don’t give a shit at all with 0 celebration except for one of them Golden Corral coupons. (There is a tiny depressed feeling) But it dawned on me I gotta…

Commotions

LaGrange, Georgia

Pretty disappointed

So I’m in Columbus for business and decided to go here because it’s full nude. Got there between 8:30-9:00. $5 to get in, there was about 6-7 girls there and the same amount of customers.…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Kali reconnaisance- no such luck

Visited on a Wed afternoon. very slow. No cover. $3.75 beer (happy hour). A very comfortable club with table seating near the stage. Bar is off to the left. 3 dancers on duty- range from…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett’s again

Went to Scarlett’s last Saturday nite. The valet parking was 10 bucks which I thought was a little high. I was also charged 20 dollars to enter the club which was high again I…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Farrah is my go-to gal at my go-to place

One of the great things about this hobby is the opportunity to experience many different women. There is always a sense of anticipation and excitement when you see someone new, wondering what pleasures await. There's also…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Somewhere to come in from the hot days!

Danzers has so much to offer! Both the dancers and the employees are tops in my book. I visit quite regularly, both during the week and on weekends. Getting to know the…

Flash Dancer Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Saturday afternoon

I was in Ft Worth and decided to give this place a shot. Parking lot is confusing. Faded red lines all over the place says No Parking/Fire Lane but yellow parking lines are inside the red…

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People who are super liberal piss me off..like ppl who are super republican lol.

Kind of sux that i have to remind you all that i dont consider myself a democrat..and that i consider myself a moderate or an independent , doesnt it?.. I guess it reinforces your polarized mind set as it proves…

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I wonder why there is an actual term such as "cuckold" to refer to a male lack o

LOL @ the fact that there is an entire term(cuckold) with the objective of precisely criticizing men for not being "alpha" enough to control his wife... lol @ the fact that there is no actual term that applies to females for…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Nice Time

Bobby's has been reviewed many times before, so I will only give a quick outline of descriptions. It's located in a shopping center so there is plenty of parking. The neighborhood is questionable, so…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Lucious LUNA

Oasis 8/9 Arr. 1615 6 cars, 5 dudes, 4 dancers, doing 3 song sets with 1-2 break songs. DJ playin' it waay too loud. Wasn't bothered to buy drink - fine…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Waste of time and money

This was my 5th visit to the place. Parking seems like a place were drug deals would go down. The area doesn't look safe at all. There where two angry looking guys eating something in…

old lido...now the new lido

I visited Lidp before the recent move to the Scores nightclub. It was fefinitely interesting. Cover was 20 before 8 and the drink prices were like any nyc bar very expensive. Lots of…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Friday night. Girls were cute but a little pushy

Stopped by around 1 by myself on a Friday night. $10 cover, grabbed a beer. Stripper-patron in the club was 1:1 or maybe 1.5:1. DJ was doing an awful job playing some metal that the…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Overall Meh

This is a late review, but I went last time it was raining,so a few months ago at this point. I remember because I was pleasantly surprised to find out that they had a rainy…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Late Night Excursion

Rolled in after midnight. Had been at another club and was dissatisfied with the entertainment. I checked the schedule and saw VERONICA and wanted to see if she still looked the same from a previous…

Tijuana

Money exchange/hotel Ticuan/September visit

Several folks have mentioned in reviews that it is cheaper to pay in pesos rather than dollars. If that is the case, where is the best place to exchange dollars for pesos? San Ysidro, TJ? Has anyone stayed at…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Decent visit

Came into the club at 5:30 PM, spent about one hour in the club. The number of girls during shift changeover, that gap between 4:30 and 8:00 PM, is not large, maybe 8 ladies…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Only stayed for one drink, not memorable

Went in on a Wednesday night around 10 pm and it was dead. Only reason why I went was to try and see Red. She was there my first visit and made the night memorable.…

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new review policy

Many of you know me, I have been on this board since the early 2000s. I have taken 6 months off, needed to recharge the batteries, and just drop by a club the other day. Decided to put…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

In and Out

I've left reviews for BSC before, and will start out by saying not much has changed - which is the way some of us like it. This isn't a big extras club, but may be…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

A quick rundown of the Day Club

I went to check out the day club and see if I could make anything happen. There's a separate parking lot for the day club but it's valet only. The valet said it's complimentary (means you pay a…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

More than Expected

Decided to give this place a try after giving up on Tulsa. It is about an hour drive from Coffeyville, KS. Arrived before dark as I had not been before. Out…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

More changes to playhouse

The fallout from the recent unpleasantness continues. Now they are removing the doors from the couch dance rooms and replacing them with curtains. My CF's assure me it is business as usual and their actions…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Lazy Dancers

So I went down to Pompano after a movie last Saturday. I went to Diamond Dolls first, as it is my favorite - been there 5 or 6 times. Anyway, I thought I…

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Spiked Seltzer

This seems to be the new chick drink. It is basically alcoholic seltzer water in a can with various flavors. Some of the brand names are White Claw, Truly, Bon & Viv, Sauza Agua Fuerte, and Smirnoff. My 24 year…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Super Tuesday

Decided to go on the first Tuesday of the month for their “Super Tuesday” promotion which meant $5 topless lap dances and $10 fully nude. I showed up after 6 and paid a $20 cover,…

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Regulars in Love

How many of you PL's are married and have been a RIL? I would guess that it is more likely that a RIL would be a single guy. I would assume that married guys would prefer to leave things at…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Lasting Memories

I've gone to this club several times because I had a good time. It has 2 side stages and one main stage that are all occupied with dancers as they rotate from one to…

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Keeping Women You No Longer Want

This is a common mistake. I’ve made it repeatedly. For most men it’s almost a reflex. “Nobody messes with my woman (or women)!” The average guy’s attitude is, “she remains mine until I say otherwise!” It really doesn’t matter whether you…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Hit/Miss as usual (YMMV)

After over 1000 reviews of Desire, if you're reading this you know the lay of the land. Paid 8 bucks each for a couple of Vodka/soda waters. Nice, attractive bartenders. No one working the outside…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

The Shitty Titty

My buddies wanted to go to the “Shitty Titty” after watching the dbacks game at the bar. I had never been so thought wtf let’s go. Before even walking in you can tell…

Showtime

Mansfield, Ohio

Given the area it's worth it

Showed up on a Saturday at noon right after they opened. 2$ beers made it more worth it. The outside is unremarkable, sign needs updating badly. Inside was clean, the only dancer, Misty, and bartender…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Farmacologi: Should I buy some Cialis for recreational purposes?

There's a pharmacy next to the HK Shuttle Station just outside the PedWest crossing. Has any every bought some little blue pills before heading to Heaven??? Or is it safest/best to buy from some massero in the club?…

FKK Forum

Sex tourism?

Whether It's Tijuana, The Fkk clubs in Europe or Thailand, How long it long enough and do you combine other activities along with the sex? In my younger days before I was married, I was hung up on Acapulco. I made…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Questions before I go: Best attire options

The great thing about heaven on earth Hong Kong is that it’s a one of kind Masquerade where you get to be a rich king with unlimited concubines. HK veterans, what’s your “costume” of choice and WHY ? Does nicer…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Average fun without the wow

Stopped by around 4 on a weekday afternnon. Paid the ten dollar entrance. Was there maybe five minutes when approached by super slim dancer with long fake eyelashes and an A cup who said this…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Wednesday Visit Made Worthwhile

I stopped by the HL on Wednesday after finishing up some business downtown. They scanned my ID, and when the bouncer asked if I'd like table I offered that I think I can figure out…

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OT: Self-made millionaire: This is the greatest paradox of wealth—and most peopl

Change is a constant and continuous process in life. As we grow older, we change how we dress, what we eat, where we live and who we become friends with. Yet when it comes to how we use our time and…

Hoops

New York, New York

Sports bar/strip club? Yeah, it could work.

After spending a couple of hours at Rick’s (review here: https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=359312), I walked into Hoops at about 330p. There were two dancers sitting at the bar talking to the female bartender and a dude working…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Lengthy repeat visit to the Hugger

I visited the Hugger back in October and didn't spend too much time there, so when passing through the area again I figured I'd stop by and really settle in for a bit. I wish…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Better than Expected.

Valet parking friendly and felt safe, though the lot could use a paving. Cover was waived as I came early, friendly pat down and quick indication of the rules. maybe a dozen other…

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

Ocala, Florida

Felt Like Being in the Vortex of the Bermuda Triangle

The club is seven miles off the exit 354 exit of I-75 and open at 6 pm. There were a couple of street walkers at some motels and trailer parks a few blocks from the…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

A quiet evening, but with potential

In the area on business. Decided that I needed something to kill some time. Found the 'Palace'. Interesting place, sort of. Opens at 8pm! Wow and no dancers there yet. Hung out till they started…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

A couple shifts at Brad's

I was in Indy over the 4th of July weekend; Brad's website mentioned that they were open on the 4th, so I went there that day and the next for a couple pretty lengthy visits…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A Good time

Arrived just as the place was picking up - after 10pm. A dark part of town, but well lit parking. I was comfortable with the surroundings. Valet was friendly ad helpful. Reasonable cover…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Rick’s is a professional operation.

I was in NYC to see some friends and wound up with a few hours to kill until my train home on Sunday afternoon. I was staying near the garden so I pulled up the…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

..not bad at all Fritz is

I have to say this place impressed me.. from the friendly bouncers at the door to the older gentleman who joked that I had to pay if i wanted to leave and return. There…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Out of the Way Spot in Vegas for Value and Mileage

I spent the last week in Vegas and hit Chicas Bonita’s and Palomino a couple times each. Palomino has a very nice building. Two stories, the main floor has a large runway type stage with…

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Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide at a Manhattan jail, officials said. The finan

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/10/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-suicide.html?campaign_id=60&instance_id=0&segment_id=16047&user_id=1f506914cc5ce9434c689cd57f7d2a0f&regi_id=54831734ing-news

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Better than borscht!

After a particularly grueling day and evening, a release was needed. Drinks and tacos were had, and off to TUSCL to find another haunt. After checking out Synn and SR, I happened on Bliss.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

What exactly is a spearmint rhino, anyway?

Another day, another work trip, and another SC visit. I made sure to pre-game drinks a bit, after finding no alcohol at Synn. Hopped in the rideshare, and went over. Spearmint Rhino is not terribly far…

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Jeremy Esptein Commits Suicide.

If there was any doubt : https://nypost.com/2019/08/10/convicted-pedophile-jeffrey-epstein-dead/

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Old Girls, New Rules

I started out at Déjà vu, because I have had some success there and the 30m/$100 VIP is very attractive. Also, with few exceptions the girls have allowed a liberal amount of molestation. Four girls…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Afternoon trip

Went to the Hustlers club today around 4:30pm to check out the afternoon shift. Got to the door and the receptionist said no cover, and that 11 entertainers were working. I go to the bar…

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Hookahs

A few years ago hookahs were all over the clubs. Now they seem to be gone. What happened? As a non-smoker I'm glad they're gone. I'm just curious.

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Odie that has much potential

This was one of my favorite clubs back in the late 90's and met one of hottest stripper ever, I believed she went by the name of Sasha and had the biggest nicest natural boobs…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Great Sat Visit

I was in the neighborhood and decided to swing by. I really like Kitten's as a club. It's probably one of the biggest clubs in the area and it has very private rooms.…

Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

Peshtigo, Wisconsin

Rural Club with Cheap VIPs

The ambience of this club is a typical rural bar with a stage. The club isn't well adorned, but the staff was very nice and accommodating. I was at this club twice. The first time was…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Saturday evening stop in

Went in early evening on a Saturday, it’s a little dark inside but the atmosphere was alright, about 10-15 people inside when I got there maybe 7 dancers. Didn’t realize there was no nudity on…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Early evening at Synn

Stopped in for some fun yesterday after seeing advertisements for their "Glow" parties on snapchat. It was around 6:30 when I got there, and the club was quieter then the usual times I visit,…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

A really fun--and satisfying--quick visit on a Friday afternoon

This is a fairly small club--maybe 25 seats around one long stage. They claim it's two stages (and it could be, but I've never seen it). Another 25 or so seats around the perimeter. $10…

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Where to to when you are broke...

To work

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Which one of you is this?

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/creepy-man-loses-it-after-stripper-wont-accept-his-advances/86035203/ Just come clean and admit it.

Politics

OT: US threatens to pull troops from Germany if no increase in NATO defense spen

The U.S. Ambassador to Germany Richard Grenell has suggested the United States should pull thousands of troops if the country does not increase its required NATO defense spending. "It is actually offensive to assume that the U.S. taxpayer must continue to…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

An Early Evening Visit

The club has been described many times before. You walk in in the "middle." The large room and large stage is to your left. The bar, small room and small state is to your right. Went…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Special for beers during evening

Entered in on a Friday. As soon as you enter, you're expected to pay tip/ no entrance fee. Bouncer was fine with the 2 dollar tip. As soon as you sit down, you are expected to…

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OT: See the 2020 Chevy Corvette in Every Color Available

Slide show: https://news.yahoo.com/see-2020-chevy-corvette-every-154200727.html

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How did Retirement affect your SCing?

For those of you who have passed that milestone, especially curious regarding married clubbers. My wife and I will join the retired population during the 1st half of 2020. Obviously, much will change in our life. How'd your passage…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

A couple of new faces

Made a pop in visit on my way to the airport for a beer before leaving town. Parking lot was near empty due to the time of day, but it's seldom full during the day…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Texas work, then Texas fun

I had never been to Texas but was there on business. I was staying in Arlington and decided to go the Fort Worth route Vs. Dallas. After some research I decided to visit Bucks. Very…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

My favorite SC

This is still my favorite SC of everywhere I have been. The $10 full nude lap dances all over the floor make this place so special. It is a wild time every time. My biggest…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

A Review because the thread needed it... Clancy's Friday Afternoon.

OK, so, I wasn't going to write about Clancy's again - I actually have a few other visits line up to report on, but after the previous entry I wanted to add this so that…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good place to spend singles and that’s it.

I have been here several times over 20 years. It’s just a neighborhood joint no stunning women. It’s open early which is an advantage if you want afternoon tits. I stopped in…

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So what should you do when you see an acquaintance or fellow coworker at the clu

Do you acknowledge their existence or let them make the first move?

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Lusty’s is back down again.

Well.......I was excited to read a review that Jamie was back at Lusty’s. I hadn’t seen her for a long time and she was one of the couple of dancers that made Lusty’s worth…

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Anyone got any weads on good stwipper vomit?

Only the good shit. I want to wick all that shit up. Be sure to PM to avoid any LE. Keep on it on the down wow man. Hush puppy mode.

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Getting more limited with quality girls

Came here after work on Tuesday. Got in before 7pm and there was a cover of $5. Not going to go into the layout of the club. Overall there were about 10 girls dancing…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Ridiculous – In the Best Sense of the Word

I visited Strokers on a Monday evening, 9:15-midnight. They were set up for valet parking, with a sign and cones blocking some of the spaces. Since there were plenty of spaces in the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Not a Bad Afternoon Visit

As an out-of-stater, I have only been to this place three times and only during the afternoon on weekdays, so my experience here is very limited. That said, I will try to give the…

Politics

Superior for defending Trump's honor by choke slamming a child

This is one of multiple articles on the "Superior" fairgrounds resident, Curt Brockway, stating non-verbatim, it should be ok that he assaulted someone for not respecting the american anthem and nearly killing them. I didn't see a post on our…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Solid weekday visit

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon while passing through town. It’s been a while since the last visit so noticed a few new faces. Used a drink card from my last visit like 6 months…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

Should have kept driving

Was in the mood for all nude so had to go outside city limits. Plenty of parking around back and given the area I would have been more nervous to leave my car there…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

An Institution

So for a town with such a great reputation this club is definitely one of the major players. It's a great club - big space and lots of ladies. Not quite as nice…

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Strip club angers neighbors with signage hiring ‘stay at home moms’

I think it's a great way for stay at home moms to earn some extra cash. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-strip-clubs-stay-at-home-mom-sign-20190808-rkc2lnjqfjegngdqme5f3zu6r4-story.html

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Back at it

Another afternoon trip to Angels was available and who was I to say no. Arrived right around noon and things were slowly getting started. The girls tend to do a two song rotation with one…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Seville....

I was in the city and came here after the free pass to Rhino given out outside the Twins was denied for some absurd reason. Walked over here cause a local said something about it…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

A Diamond in the Rough

This place is truly a diamond in the rough. I have never had any problems but 7th street can be a little rough. On the plus side for that the parking lot was…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

First visit, had me some CiCi

Bishops corner is a very small building, you will pass by it driving on the main road if you’re not watching for it. Parking down the street is most likely what you’ll have to do. If…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Back at FC

I was in town a couple weeks ago and revisited FC with a friend. The layout had been described in previous reviews so I won’t rehash. My general impression remained the same: higher…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Unexpected fun!

I had a great time here on a recent afternoon. I was anxious for some action, and in the past I have had all the way success here with several dancers, including one of…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Purple Orchid decent club

This was my third visit to Purple Orchid. This is an interesting club. It’s very close to the PHL airport in the Essington area of Philly. It is close to a couple…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Decent Occasional Visit

Ebony Inn is like a time capsule. It changes but it really doesn't. Here's the quick rundown: Leave your phone in the car. Park across the street at the church (its closed). 12 to get in during…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Convention Conclusion at Rick's

The club is located about a block away from the convention center. While parts of the walk to the club were a little questionable, the club itself seemed to be in a safe location.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Trip Review of Bare Elegance On A Summer Thus Afternoon

So I had about 1 hour to kill between appointments. Was feeling the deep longing for some quality time at BE. Grabbed a doobie and a can a beer for the ride. Toked out in…

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Who'd You Rather: Carmen Electra vs. Katarina Witt

While a lot of the women in these matchups can kind of be seen as somewhat adjacent in their work, and I'm even going to go guess we'll end up with some matchups where there will be a clip of…

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Funny Over the Pants HJ Scene on Comedy Central

https://youtu.be/oTFQ03DMq3A?t=32 Pretty hot, wouldnt mind that on my next trip to walmart. Shes not hot but id take it

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Lush 2

I have a friend that has a Lush 2 and I can control it long distance. That is hot!

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show-n-tail the legend panama city beach fl

I flag the bad reviews call google .they say give us three days .nothing gets removed .can you look at our facebook page tell me what you sugest?

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A great visit to my favorite place.

Visit was end of June. Went in to see my favorite, Raven, but also to look for Native American beauty Q and "rocker chick Jynx (who is hardly ever there-only seen…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

A mice afternoon surprise.

Being a member there was no cover when I got there at one pm. Love their six dollar lunch. Great food at a great price. Say at the bar and ordered when Alexis stopped by.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

First time at a New Orleans Strip Club

It was a wednesday night after 10pm, was walking on bourbon. While walking on the Burbon St, the club people generally invite you in. I went in after being invited by them at…

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show-n-tail the legend panama city beach fl

how can we get rid of bad publicity on the google landing page ??? SHOW-N-TAIL

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Gotta go with the blondes

Hadn't been to the store in a while, and stopped in mid-week. It seems the afternoons here have turned very MILFy. So if you are good with that, this isn't a bad place.…

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If you had a very defining feature / behavior that anyone lurking on this board

Ok I know I just posted, not trying to spam the board, but I’ve got a good buzz going and I’m bored as fuck, so here we go. Let’s say there was something about you that was VERY unique. Like…

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When you want to go to the club, but can’t.

The reason doesn’t matter. Maybe you’ve got prior obligations. Maybe you’ve got a family and got shit to do. Maybe cash is tight. Maybe you got your dick stuck in you zipper and need to lay off till it heals.…

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OT: For the road-warriors

The best and worst US airports San Diego International Airport is the best U.S. airport, according to a new report by The Points Guy. The travel website examined 34 key factors including amenities, flight delays, cancellations and ride-hailing prices of the 50…

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Only in Floriduh. :)

A handgun was swiped from a Deltona home during a weekend sex party and the gun owner couldn’t give detectives any names of possible suspects because the culprit — like the 20 or so other guests at the party —…

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Got drank under the table again !

Ok is I go in and talk to this girl again and we started drinking. She drank me under the table again. I had to take Uber home. She said if I came in wearing a dipper she would give…

Tijuana

Looking for particulars on second trip

First time I went down here I thought I had an experience similar to most. Found some nice girls, experiences varied but we’re all positive for the most part. Thinking about taking my second trip soon and was wondering how…

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Best food in Detroit strip clubs

I have another business trip coming up and I always noticed that on some days, you get a deal on food or a free dinner on your entry fee. In Chicago, except for like one or two places, no…

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ITC with a bartender?

Ive been to many clubs where the barmaid are the hottest girls in the club. And only 1 where the bartenders were known to give dances once in a while. Usually it was to a regular who kept asking. Have…

FKK Forum

Overseas - Clubs and Dancers

Hey all, I'm going to Europe in September and planning for some fun actives. Specifically, I want to see the best. I'm into the hottest girls or those model NYC/LA types that literally break your brain the moment you see them…

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What do you say when she asks you what you want?

At this non-extras club, I tried my damnedest last time for OTC with this girl, but no dice. Even did a $300+ private (rip off). A subsequent visit, I'm back at the same club and the…

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Dancing

Hello I have been on here a short while but have not received any messages other than a hi. How does one contact or be contacted by the clubs for work? Thanks Marie

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It's the most wonderful time of the year...

No, I'm not talking about Christmas, though that is a close second. I'm talking about school supply week in my local area. School starts on Monday and most schools are asking parents to deliver school supply list items…

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View counts on threads

It turns out now you have to log in to see the message board. I don’t really care either way but have you ever wondered how many other people read these threads? Like could it be a lot more than…

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OT: Welcome to Miami Part II

Two days ago I posted about the crazy accident I saw when driving back from the airport on I-95 after getting-home from my ATL trip. Today I went to grab a late-lunch at a Walmart near-me that has a small Cuban…

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At least we know the club is "inexoensive"...

Just rejected this review for Fantasy Lounge in Portsmouth, VA. My review comment was "Don't be an asshole." I think I made the sound choice, but you judge... TITLE: run down but inexoensive "Extra Love always welcome. Run down but safe and…

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Strippers and Mental Health

In AnonymousJim's most recent "Who'd you rather" thread, he noted that porn star Shyla Stylez had passed away at 35 years old of not natural causes (probably suicide). I was curious, did a Google search, and found this article: https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/59q955/mental-illness-is-killing-porn-stars-and-the-industry-is-taking-action Some snippets: "Between…

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Should we admit dogs? A rick conundrum

Or, as we call it, a ricknundrum. The basis for this ricknundrum is the simple fact that we ricks are apex predators. Whereas most dogs are simpering idiots that sit around and lick their own balls and asshole. Would any self-respecting…

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What happened to the Dashhound system?

Tittle says it all

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Who'd You Rather: Kira Kener vs. Shyla Stylez

This is the first of a few "awkward" matchups. You'll see what I mean. Nonetheless, we'll see what happens. A refresher on the principles: 1. I started posting pictures of hot naked women to my profile one night with no intention…

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6 drinks and I am out of the game.

I just had 6 drinks and I am out of the game. Oh I am so out of practice. lol

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rickthecoconutcrab's tagline

I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

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I'm looking for a cute dancers leg to hump. And one that gives lots of treats!

Thank you Wuf! Wuf!

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Louisiana woman says meth found hidden inside body part is not hers:

I’m betting she’s a stripper. https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-woman-meth-vagina-not-hers

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Naming names

I was just reading a review of a club in New York and the reviewer said he was going to see a dancer who he named. He ran through the dance options, one of which was 30 minutes in a…

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Camel toe or cleavage what’s your favorite?

I have liked both since I was a little boy some 60+ years. I always wondered how others felt.

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Open question to ricktheanimals

I own a dog. He is not a Rick, but I am considering changing his name so that he can become one. Is one born a Rick or must one be molded into a Rick? Do I have to get…

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Do any of you like the plastic surgery (face) look?

Ok so I can’t tell you how many Instagram models I’ve found that have a nice body, but their face is just such a turn off because it’s obviously been altered. They have the same plastic surgery nose and giant…

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Confessed to Wife my SC habit

So i think I have started a new stage in my marriage where me and my wife have been VERY open about our sexual fantasies. Some i have had a hard time dealing with, but overall our sex life has…

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OT: Welcome to Miami (home of the worst drivers in the US)

Was outta town this weekend - I live in Miami but flew out of Ft Lauderdale about 30-minutes north - was driving south on 95 which is probably the most-dangerous road in SoFlo. A few years ago they added a pay-lane…

FKK Forum

Frankfurt FKK part 2

Good news, boys. Ever since I made it to Frankfurt last October, I promised myself I would return one day and experience the outdoor garden pool on a hot German day at FKK Oase. That day could be here. I’m flying…

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Back in PDX and read to have fun

SinRock City or ClubRouge? Go!

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HPV vaccine

I’m under 45 and it’s my understanding that health insurance covers Gardasil 9 at no cost to me. To me it’s a no brainer. More peace of mind when chowing down on stripper pussy. My next biggest concern is herpes but…

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Should I go see her

Ok well I’ll probably be a PL and I’m fine with that but let me explain the situation. I had met this Latina girl going on 4 years ago while she was a bartender and had her on Snapchat never really…

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What is it with men trying to shit where they eat?

I’m looking at you fat strip club managers. Always trying to hookup with strippers (probably for free) that are way out of your league. When you get rejected you make their life hell and they are forced to leave and…

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Regarding plagarism, can we also write our reviews on other sites?

Like Yelp or whatever? Competition is good.

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Lick, Lick, Lick I love licking all my favorite dancer lollipops

Nipples, Neck, Cheek, Back I fucking love it. I such a turn on (also the leading cause of me getting cut off, but they can go to hell) I feel like my tongue is such a sensitive turn on spot…

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Rate this E-Thot - Belle Delphine

So this girl is probably the highest earning cosplay girl / gaming streamer. She has cultivated a whole persona that lonely neckbeard virgins will pay out the ass for. She did a promotion where she sold $30 jars of her…

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Jacksonville club raided/shut down.

ACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A Southside strip club was temporarily shut down after a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office undercover vice raid and fire inspection this weekend. It's the latest in a string of recent Jacksonville strip club raids. JSO vice officers went undercover…

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We're normal people too

After listening to a conversation with some of my co-workers it appears to me that people who "club" have negative connotation attached. Like we're deranged perverts, which is bullshit for most of us (looking at you SJG). What are some common…

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Do you have to be logged on to see discussions now?

I've been lurking anonymously for a while since the new wife busted me on this site months ago. She's a former stripper who felt I had an unfair advantage with her since she found out about this site and now…

Scores Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Valet problems (August, 2019)

I went on a Sunday night and all the parking spaces had cones in front of them; very few spaces actually had cars in them. There were some cars near the back of the lot in the dirt and…

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Sex Work in Boston

What do folks do for sex work in Boston? SCs and AMPS look like shit from TUSCL and Rubmaps

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Would this be possible / supported?

Crossed my mind before: I know this is a TERRIBLE idea in a lot of ways, but what if this website also had some sort of Zelle or PayPal feature where posters like you and me could send small amounts…

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Murder at Atlanta strip club.

ATLANTA | Atlanta police say a woman fatally shot her partner outside a strip club. News outlets report 35-year-old Candace Morgan was charged with murder early Sunday and accused of killing 43-year-old Therese Bradley Horton. Atlanta police spokesman Sgt. John Chafee says…

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Plagiarized reviews

Yesterday I noticed a comment by Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx on a review for Peaches of Atlanta. He stated that it was plagiarized from yelp and posted the source. He knew it was plagiarized because he wrote the original. So I decided to check…

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I’ve Seen This Mole Before!

I can’t remember who it was, but someone said the best test of a man’s character is to shower him with good fortune. I was tested in this way. I flunked the test with flying colors. I think…

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Should I post a review of a club where I didn't go inside due to the valet?

I assume it would be the equivalent of someone who didn't go inside a club because the club wanted to scan their ID.

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Choosing a dancer vs Letting a dancer choose me

Since I started out Strip clubbing, I have noticed that I do enjoy my time & company if a dancer chooses me rather than choose a dancer myself... I'm not a frequent clubber since I tend to go once very Month…

Tijuana

She Prefers "Verga Chiquito"

On a recent TJ visit, a súper cute spinner type BG caught my attention. I approached her and asked her to go arriba and she responded with her price and expressed she prefers "verga chiquito" and asked how big was little…

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Who'd You Rather: Cori Nadine vs. Ashley Sinclair

We open the Model Bracket with a matchup that, I have a feeling, might tilt decidedly one way. I'll explain below. --- Model Bracket: Cori NADINE vs. Ashley SINCLAIR --- Cori NADINE 36D-25-36 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1904 CLIP: (nude photoshoot) https://www.xnxx.com/video-clxu78/cori_nadine_red_dress_strip_show --- Cori Nadine is a difficult phenomenon to explain…

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Unusual event at Follies today.

I met up with Eastcoaster, doctorevil & Papi_Chulo. Meeting other TUSCLers is not unusual. The unusual part was that all 4 of us did VIPs today. It was a fun day!

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Meet Victoria Secret’s First Transgender Model Valentina Sampaio

Check this thing out: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/meet-victoria-secret-first-transgender-204600984.html If she was working at the club and you had absolutely no idea she had a couple extra parts hiding in her panties, would you agree to do a lap dance if propositioned?

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Sinclair Protein Shake

I was at a strip club last night and had an odd experience. There was a certified 9 that I tipped on stage. Actually, everyone in the club was tipping her. It was like a bidding war because she was…

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Counting your cash at the strip club...

A few weeks ago ldk82 made a discussion about flashing $100 to a dancer to get a dance or more from her. Now i've never actually done that, the whole show a girl some money and and then say something…

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Clubs with weird rules about wearing gown/dress/skirt/other coverup?

So my experience with this shit is that I have a harder time selling w/o really talking to the guy, and I am the sort that I would rather go for easier sales. A lot of guys don't like too…

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I know how to make out cities safer. LETS RAID THE STRIP CLUBS

Come on everybody. Charlie is not gonna get a handjob from Sapphire while I’m around. NOT IN MY COUNTRY. THINK AGAIN. The devil is in these clubs. It’s not the gangs. I want to see full city police efforts cracking…