How much to tip a stripper if ?

If she offers to buy you a glass of fruity Chardonnay - and her voice is lower than yours - and you notice her 5 o’clock shadow is darker than yours...

If “she” gives you just the tip - then you should tip her!

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You got that rite

Someone shit the bed on this one

You could say "Gee, honey, thanks. Here's a tip, maybe next time you could ask 1st, gimme time to pull down my boxers."

Taking notes for ideas for sjg's organization. "Surprise pegging". Check and check.

You need to stop living on bacon and arbys sauce so your asshole doesn't have natural leakage thus this hypothetical cannot occur.

I wouldnt tip shit. Pun intended.

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In my organization, with our members, the women are not allowed to accept money or any other consideration. Its all just a bonobo camp.

If its 20 women and 5 men, the women will compete to get the 5.

If it is 1 woman and 20 men, she will just tell them to line up. Kind of like in Mexican culture, lots of stories about 1 woman doing 20 to 40 men.

Its in Like Water For Chocolate, 2nd sister set up in rail box car. Its from this that she ended up being a kind of larger than life figure, and the commanding general for the Revolution.

In book called "Working" US hooker nearing retirement, goes out to migrant farm labor camps and does dozens of men, $20 each, in out house.

I saw this at a Mexican Occult Store, here, Santa Barbara Candle Store, one MILF with lots of makeup came to service at least 20 Mexican laborers.

And then in our underground clubs, one was doing clandestine Front Room Full Service, Beloved Latina Escorts doing guys in volume. They make every guy feel like a king!

In my organization the women are extremely well taken care of. But they can't charge money or other considerations for sex. They take care of all of our guys.

I can't do paid photo modelling sessions with them, once they decide they want to be in the organization.

SJG

SJG