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Who'd You Rather: Lisa Boyle vs. Mia Zottoli

Nov 24, 2019, 9:57 PM

We started with 64. After this, we'll have 16.

Final matchup of the second round. It comes from the B-Movie Bracket, as well as from opposite ends of the alphabet, at least when it comes to last name.

B-Movie Bracket: Lisa BOYLE vs. Mia ZOTTOLI

Lisa BOYLE

34C-24-33

ROUND 1: Def. Stacy BURKE, 17-4-1, tuscl.net

PIC 1: tuscl.net PIC 2: img8.hotnessrater.com

CLIP 1: (softcore, for all intents and purposes) xvideos.com CLIP 2: (stripping) xvideos.com

Boyle didn't have much of a challenge in the first round with the oddly shaped boobs of Stacy Burke. Zottoli's shape isn't exactly natural, either, at least in her later work, and neither is Boyle's, but this is the B-Movie Bracket, where the boobs of the 90's reign supreme. Boyle is pretty hot above and below her chest, though. If you've got a thing for asian women, Boyle's about as hot as they come. She was more than willing to show the goods and even get a little kinky in her B-movie work, while her look was solid enough that she even teetered on the edge of crossing into the mainstream. Now 55 and a photographer, the question is if she can keep things rolling after a big first-round win.

Mia ZOTTOLI

36D-28-34

ROUND 1: Def. Rochelle SWANSON, 13-7, tuscl.net

PIC 1: tuscl.net PIC 2: celeb.gate.cc

CLIP 1: (softcore) madthumbs.com CLIP 2: (softcore) xhamster.com

Zottoli is another one of those "choose your own adventure" models. While everything here has her post-enhancement, which is was the majority of her adult career, you can find pictures and videos of her before she went bigger. If you want to go out and find pictures of her smaller and evaluate her accordingly, you're welcome to. That said, she doesn't look bad bigger, either. A college double-major who has a background in gynmastics and cheerleading, Zottoli isn't the best-known B-movie actress, but it's hard not to like how "into it" she gets in her parts. There's a reason she beat Rochelle Swanson in the first round, though it wasn't a matchup that inspired great turnout.

Not the most marquee matchup to wrap up the second round, but hey, someone's gotta win, and if anything, this gives you a couple new ladies to check out when you have some, ahem, alone time. We can't spend all our time and money in strip clubs, right?

BOYLE or ZOTTOLI

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Muddy6 years ago

Zottolli I had to research this one a little

JAprufrock6 years ago

Zottoli

rh48hr6 years ago

ZOTTOLI

anthony66136 years ago

Boyle

wallanon6 years ago

The Round 2 RBF wins. ZOTTOLI.

philsfan6 years ago

Boyle

Warrior156 years ago

Boyle

grand15116 years ago

Boyle

bullzeye6 years ago

Oddly, nether one of these do much for me. But, if I had to choose, it’d be

Boyle

prevert6 years ago

ZOTTOLI. Much prettier face, and even fake, her tits look better than Boyle’s.

IHearVoices6 years ago

Coin flip, but I'll go with Boyle.

Jascoi6 years ago

I wouldn’t kick either out of bed for eating crackers.

AnonymousJim6 years ago

@jascoi: Not the point. It's not "Who you would." It's "who you'd rather." Gotta pick.

DrStab6 years ago

Zottoli

gSteph6 years ago

Boyle

pistola6 years ago

Boyle

datinman6 years ago

Zottoli

Call.Me.Ishmael6 years ago

Boyle

mjx016 years ago

ZOTTOLI

fenwayfav6 years ago

Boyle

rl276 years ago

Zottolli

Clubber6 years ago

Lisa BOYLE

Longball3006 years ago

Lisa

georgmicrodong6 years ago

Ugh. Abstain.

Evasparkling6 years ago

Zottoli wins this one easily.

Heellover6 years ago

Boyle

rh48hr6 years ago

Im bumping this up, but I was flipping through movies on Tubi and came across some B movies which had Zottoli who also went by the name Ava Lake.

AnonymousJim6 years ago

I gave this an extra day after it got pushed way down the list by a litany of other posts. But let's close it before we hit the Thanksgiving holiday, which we'll take a break for.

I'll tighten the race up by adding one more Zottoli vote, but it won't be enough.

BOYLE: 13 ZOTTOLI: 12

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Boyle squeaks it out.

That rounds out the first round. Here's who's left:

B-Movie Bracket: Lisa BOYLE vs. Akira LANE Ahmo HIGHT vs. Stacy MORAN

Celebrity Bracket: Donna D'ERRICO vs. Carmen ELECTRA Salma HAYEK vs. Kate UPTON

Model Bracket: Cynthia BRIMHALL vs. Renae CRUZ Heather KOZAR vs. Cori NADINE

Pornstar Bracket: Eva ANGELINA vs. Kira KENER Gianna MICHAELS vs. Megan RAIN

Some quick second-round notes:

My seeding didn't do so well in the second round. Ten of the 16 matchups were seed-wise upsets. Also, the seed with the most ladies remaining? LOL: Three 15 seeds have survived to the third round. Two one seeds remain, as does one 16 seed. If you consider that, at this point, it should be the 1's, 2's, 3's and 4's still around, only five of the ladies in the Sweet Pussy 16 are of those seeds.
Granted, I had a few matchups where I let things linger a little longer in the second round, but even with that, turnout was up. Average votes per matchup went up from 22.3 in the first round to 27.0 in the second.
However, even with turnout up, the better competition meant average margin of victory went down. In the second round, the average matchup was won by 6.4 votes. In the first, it was 7.5. Average winning share in the first round was 33.7 percent. In the second round, it was 23.0.
Size doesn't matter ... at least when it comes to breasts. After smaller boobs beat bigger ones in the first round, 11-8, big'uns won more often in the second round, 6-5.
Also, era doesn't matter. Those whose peak came later won seven times, while those whose peak came earlier won seven times as well, while two matchups had ladies who were most popular around roughly the same time period.

Top second-round winners in each bracket:

B-Movie: Akira LANE, 63 percent share Celebrity: Salma HAYEK, 75.7; Carmen ELECTRA, 70.8 Model: Cynthia BRIMHALL, 66.7 Pornstar: Kira KENER, 80

It's notable that asian ladies are doing well. Three of the four that made the second round (Boyle, Kener and Lane) will move on (Tom).

Onto the third round. We start Friday.

Heellover6 years ago

I have a feeling I know who will win the celebrity semifinals....but I'm not stating it here. Bring on the hot babes and we'll see if I'm right! Thanks again for doing this bracket. It is really cool and a lot of fun!

bang696 years ago

Both