Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

A n old school tittie bar with some kitty thrown in for good measure

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HiYaDave
Nov 29, 2019, 6:48 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I hadn't been here in quite a while and I had the afternoon off, so I decided to stop in. The place has been described many times but I will do so again in order to attempt to avoid the "Not enough details" comments from the self appointed review commentators, or what ever their title is. There is no parking lot but there is on street parking available. It is a small bar with a townie, blue collar, diver bar kind of feel. They do have a rather impressive craft beer selection, I think it runs like $6 or $7 each. The bar is not quite square, not quite rectangle so I will describe it as a parallelogram. The stage (and I use the term quite loosely) is basically a 4'X4' platform, bar height, on the on what might be called the longer side of saod parallelogram to the right of the bar as you enter. If you're looking for some up close kitty cat views then take the closest seat available to this spot. There were three dancers working. Margo, a sexy brunette with perfect small B or large A breasts (don't quote me on this I suck at guessing breasts size, I just know they were nice) danced 3 full length songs. As I had one of the VIP seats I tossed her a buck or two when said kitty cat came into close view. By half way through the second she was totally naked. Next dancer, I think was Natasha, was a cute blond, long straight hair, spent way too much time talking to the bartender, but still she was hot so I will let that pass. Again perfect just slightly larger perhaps C cup breasts, again naked by half way through song #2. No eye contact at all, which is a downer for me. "Cute, but she knows it" was my impression. There are no private dances available here. There is a pool table if you're interested. I saw a sign saying they are open Sundays with no dancers. If they have TVs (I didn't notice) it might be a cool place to stop in and watch some football. There are some booths along one of the side walls but as the girls don't circulate outside the bar after they make their bartop tip round I'm not quite sure why anyone would sit there. Oh I almost forgot to mention, the kitty cat is on full display during the tip round. Just don't expect to pet it. In the past I have had a burger and fries which were not bad but I did not indulge this visit. I will come back when looking for some old school tittie bar entertainment.

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A n old school tittie bar with some kitty thrown in for good measure