Hunter Biden’s ‘baby mama’ Lunden Roberts was stripper at club he frequented

This article has the best opening sentence I have ever seen:

"The woman suing Hunter Biden for paternity was a stripper at a Washington, DC, club he frequented around the time he was dating his brother’s widow, sources told The Post."

My fellow strip club brethren, I have searched extensively for a site where I would be accepted. Upon my discovery of this site, I felt fully at home. If anything, I would expect you to understand, and possibly admire, my actions as a fellow monger.

Yes, I banged strippers, whores, and my brother’s widow. But, I’ve never gone as low as SCPandit. I’ve never tried to pawn off fucking a blow up doll as real sex. I’m not drunk on stripper shit or AMP attention. I’m just another whore addicted and drug addicted mess!

So, this genius is screwing strippers bareback in the club. He must buy penicillin in bulk.

I will say that Hunter's taste in women is on point!