This article has the best opening sentence I have ever seen:
"The woman suing Hunter Biden for paternity was a stripper at a Washington, DC, club he frequented around the time he was dating his brother’s widow, sources told The Post."
My fellow strip club brethren, I have searched extensively for a site where I would be accepted. Upon my discovery of this site, I felt fully at home. If anything, I would expect you to understand, and possibly admire, my actions as a fellow monger.
Yes, I banged strippers, whores, and my brother’s widow. But, I’ve never gone as low as SCPandit. I’ve never tried to pawn off fucking a blow up doll as real sex. I’m not drunk on stripper shit or AMP attention. I’m just another whore addicted and drug addicted mess!
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"The woman suing Hunter Biden for paternity was a stripper at a Washington, DC, club he frequented around the time he was dating his brother’s widow, sources told The Post."
Yes, I banged strippers, whores, and my brother’s widow. But, I’ve never gone as low as SCPandit. I’ve never tried to pawn off fucking a blow up doll as real sex. I’m not drunk on stripper shit or AMP attention. I’m just another whore addicted and drug addicted mess!