...it would be to have them turn the music down.
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...it would be to have them turn the music down.
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Uhhhh. Naked women would be my choice if I"m limited to one thing.
Free bottled water for dancers ! Why do I have to pay $5 too
WHAAAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE DAMN MUSIC! 😵
@hraving. Lol. Poplar Bluff MO has Racer Girls with an entire race car up on the billboard. Stick shifting is quite frequently performed!
only one thing?
all the dancers NAKED all the time.
We definitely need more truck themed strip clubs
Drinking water to the working girls at hong kong is free.
It should be obvious - FRMOS TLN!
A screen/screens to tell me where we are in the dancer rotation.
I've only seen this at a few clubs, unfortunately.
I second Denim's wish item. It sucks when you take a girl for a dance and she has no idea where she is in the rotation, and then she gets called to the stage. I've had some good dances interrupted with stage duty.
Finding a roll of twenties some drunk dropped, just before he was 86'd, and putting them to use.
Have an atm in the vip room
What makes you think I want to hear you talk?
Loud music means that if you want to talk to your girl you have to nuzzle cheek to cheek. Only a small step from there to a front room makeout session.
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Turning down the music would definitely be near the top of my official requests. We're not going to get into things like spacious, comfortable, unmonitored, affordable VIP rooms with 10s who act like they're in those clubs in Tiajuana some people here seem to like. IF the manager asked I'd probably say something about the music. I'm probably not going to get some of my other requests.
Leave it to DS to hit the nail on the head.
I'll happily sit in a loud room and pay for a $5 water for a BJ. 😊
Topless waitress would be on my list
Desertscrub for the win! Well said.
The Holy Grail would be legalized prostitution - I think this would clean up the P4P game a lot.
Sans that - dances that are by time and not by the song, that way you're getting consistent value and you know exactly what you're getting - dances are getting more expensive in various areas and there are clubs shortening songs to b/w 2.5 and 3-minutes - if I'm paying the same amount of $ for every dance I should be getting the same amount of time for every dance and not get gypped with some songs being cut shorter than others.
Get rid of all cigarette smoking in the club.
"Free bottled water for dancers ! Why do I have to pay $5 too"
@AmeliaSmith - If we're ever in the same club at the same time your $5 bottled waters are taken care of. I've written it on the Internet so it must be true.
"If I could have just one thing at a strip club..."
...it would be my ATF in her prime.
One thing?....
FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
That's two things, Loco.
Accurate and customer-accessible dancer schedules.
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