If I could have just one thing at a strip club...

avatar for Liwet
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
...it would be to have them turn the music down.

27 comments

Jump to latest
avatar for Warrior15
Warrior15
5 years ago
Uhhhh. Naked women would be my choice if I"m limited to one thing.
avatar for AmeliaSmith
AmeliaSmith
5 years ago
Free bottled water for dancers ! Why do I have to pay $5 too
avatar for Jascoi
Jascoi
5 years ago
1. totally Naked girls on the show room.
2. music volume cut back some.
3 full length pop, rock, edm, latino music. less rap trap crap.
avatar for ATACdawg
ATACdawg
5 years ago
WHAAAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE DAMN MUSIC! 😵
avatar for Nidan111
Nidan111
5 years ago
@hraving. Lol. Poplar Bluff MO has Racer Girls with an entire race car up on the billboard. Stick shifting is quite frequently performed!
avatar for Jascoi
Jascoi
5 years ago
only one thing?

all the dancers NAKED all the time.
avatar for 48-Cowboy
48-Cowboy
5 years ago
We definitely need more truck themed strip clubs
avatar for Jascoi
Jascoi
5 years ago
Drinking water to the working girls at hong kong is free.
avatar for Cashman1234
Cashman1234
5 years ago
It should be obvious - FRMOS TLN!
avatar for DenimChicken
DenimChicken
5 years ago
A screen/screens to tell me where we are in the dancer rotation.


I've only seen this at a few clubs, unfortunately.
avatar for jacej
jacej
5 years ago
I second Denim's wish item. It sucks when you take a girl for a dance and she has no idea where she is in the rotation, and then she gets called to the stage. I've had some good dances interrupted with stage duty.
avatar for gSteph
gSteph
5 years ago
Finding a roll of twenties some drunk dropped, just before he was 86'd, and putting them to use.
avatar for Lovelyeast
Lovelyeast
5 years ago
Have an atm in the vip room
avatar for gammanu95
gammanu95
5 years ago
What makes you think I want to hear you talk?
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
5 years ago
Loud music means that if you want to talk to your girl you have to nuzzle cheek to cheek. Only a small step from there to a front room makeout session.

SJG

Traditional Gender Roles
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

Impeachment Investigation To Continue And There Could Be More Pubic Testimony
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

Using a sex toy by yourself is masturbation
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

The Provisional Irish Republican Army and the Morality of Te**o*ism
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
avatar for boomer79
boomer79
5 years ago
Turning down the music would definitely be near the top of my official requests. We're not going to get into things like spacious, comfortable, unmonitored, affordable VIP rooms with 10s who act like they're in those clubs in Tiajuana some people here seem to like. IF the manager asked I'd probably say something about the music. I'm probably not going to get some of my other requests.
avatar for rh48hr
rh48hr
5 years ago
Leave it to DS to hit the nail on the head.

I'll happily sit in a loud room and pay for a $5 water for a BJ. 😊

avatar for Cowboy12
Cowboy12
5 years ago
Topless waitress would be on my list
avatar for Cashman1234
Cashman1234
5 years ago
Desertscrub for the win! Well said.
avatar for Papi_Chulo
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
The Holy Grail would be legalized prostitution - I think this would clean up the P4P game a lot.

Sans that - dances that are by time and not by the song, that way you're getting consistent value and you know exactly what you're getting - dances are getting more expensive in various areas and there are clubs shortening songs to b/w 2.5 and 3-minutes - if I'm paying the same amount of $ for every dance I should be getting the same amount of time for every dance and not get gypped with some songs being cut shorter than others.
avatar for Timbuck12
Timbuck12
5 years ago
Get rid of all cigarette smoking in the club.
avatar for wallanon
wallanon
5 years ago
"Free bottled water for dancers ! Why do I have to pay $5 too"

@AmeliaSmith - If we're ever in the same club at the same time your $5 bottled waters are taken care of. I've written it on the Internet so it must be true.
avatar for wallanon
wallanon
5 years ago
"If I could have just one thing at a strip club..."

...it would be my ATF in her prime.
avatar for Prim0
Prim0
5 years ago
One thing?....


FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
avatar for Icey
Icey
5 years ago
Free drinks and dances
avatar for wallanon
wallanon
5 years ago
That's two things, Loco.
avatar for Call.Me.Ishmael
Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Accurate and customer-accessible dancer schedules.
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now