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A puzzling question

Nov 23, 2019, 8:29 PM
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jackslash
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There are 3.5 billion women on the planet.

So why are there still dirty dishes in my sink?

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Spillthebeans

Cause I put them there !!!!!

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Nidan111

If you had an 8 or 9 inch cock, you would not have that problem. Women would beat down your door to do your dishes!

Damnit! The above statement is complete bullshit! An 8 to 9 inch cock is actually a curse in that most women want nothing to do with it other than fondling it. Porn lies!

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Muddy

Indeed!

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gammanu95

There is only one joke I know of that is more misogynistic than the original post:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice.

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gammanu95

What does it mean when your wife leaves the kitchen to stand in front of the TV to nag at you?

You left her chain too long.

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Cashman1234

There are more than 3.5 billion people on the planet - and with all those brains - they can’t invent self-cleaning dishes?

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gSteph

Cause you didn't put them in the dishwasher ?

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Warrior15

Either find a wife or hire a maid. The maid will be significantly cheaper.

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jackslash
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Warrior15

slash, that one is not cheap. WOW !

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twentyfive

@Jackslash I was in Home Depot looking for a new dishwasher, I didn't see that model or I'd a bought with or without a service contract ; )

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