A puzzling question

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jackslash
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There are 3.5 billion women on the planet.

So why are there still dirty dishes in my sink?

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Spillthebeans
5 years ago
Cause I put them there !!!!!
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Nidan111
5 years ago
If you had an 8 or 9 inch cock, you would not have that problem. Women would beat down your door to do your dishes!

Damnit! The above statement is complete bullshit! An 8 to 9 inch cock is actually a curse in that most women want nothing to do with it other than fondling it. Porn lies!
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Muddy
5 years ago
Indeed!
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gammanu95
5 years ago
There is only one joke I know of that is more misogynistic than the original post:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice.
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gammanu95
5 years ago
What does it mean when your wife leaves the kitchen to stand in front of the TV to nag at you?

You left her chain too long.
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
There are more than 3.5 billion people on the planet - and with all those brains - they can’t invent self-cleaning dishes?
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gSteph
5 years ago
Cause you didn't put them in the dishwasher ?
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Warrior15
5 years ago
Either find a wife or hire a maid. The maid will be significantly cheaper.
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jackslash
5 years ago
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Warrior15
5 years ago
slash, that one is not cheap. WOW !
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twentyfive
5 years ago
@Jackslash I was in Home Depot looking for a new dishwasher, I didn't see that model or I'd a bought with or without a service contract ; )
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